Night Crumbs
ASkars is the face of Calvin Klein “Encounter” and please tell me that mess comes in a lube version too – Just Jared
The pictures of Stacy Keibler and George Clooney in the car together are hilarious in a “she’s begging to be pet and he’s trying to ignore her” kind of way – Lainey Gossip
Unless Miley Cyrus is planning to cut herself with her nipples, I’m pretty sure she’s just holding a bracelet – The Superficial
Doogie Howser is un-punk-able – Towleroad
That certified lunatic from The Bachelor takes a page out of Heidi Montag’s staged bikini pics playbook – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
About that butterfly mask Michael Jackson made Paris Jackson wear…. – The Berry
Kelly Preston, the Female Empress of Scientology, would never – Celebitchy
Blake Lively’s British face twin graces the cover of FHM with her bottom titty elegance – Hollywood Tuna
Some words of wisdom from Olivia Wilde – IDLYITW
“My job is SO exciting” said not one paparazzo while taking pictures of bland ass Minka Kelly – Popoholic
How many Kansas City-style barbecue stains will be on Brit Brit’s white dress at the end of the day? – Popsugar
How many faces is Fergie on now? I lost count. – Moe Jackson
When a polar bear is sick of your staring eyes – Videogum
Breaking: Vivica Fox retires her lace front for now – Crunk + Disorderly
Die Antwoord once again transforms your last acid trip into a music video – Cityrag
Pull out the bongos, the Texas T-Rex is getting hitched – I’m Not Obsessed
Zoe Ensalada (that’s how I read that headline) is at the park – Hollywood Rag