Night Crumbs

ASkars is the face of Calvin Klein “Encounter” and please tell me that mess comes in a lube version too – Just Jared

The pictures of Stacy Keibler and George Clooney in the car together are hilarious in a “she’s begging to be pet and he’s trying to ignore her” kind of way – Lainey Gossip

Unless Miley Cyrus is planning to cut herself with her nipples, I’m pretty sure she’s just holding a bracelet – The Superficial

Doogie Howser is un-punk-able – Towleroad

That certified lunatic from The Bachelor takes a page out of Heidi Montag’s staged bikini pics playbook – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

About that butterfly mask Michael Jackson made Paris Jackson wear…. – The Berry

Kelly Preston, the Female Empress of Scientology, would never – Celebitchy

Blake Lively’s British face twin graces the cover of FHM with her bottom titty elegance - Hollywood Tuna

Some words of wisdom from Olivia Wilde - IDLYITW

“My job is SO exciting” said not one paparazzo while taking pictures of bland ass Minka Kelly – Popoholic

How many Kansas City-style barbecue stains will be on Brit Brit’s white dress at the end of the day? – Popsugar

How many faces is Fergie on now? I lost count. – Moe Jackson

When a polar bear is sick of your staring eyes – Videogum

Breaking: Vivica Fox retires her lace front for now – Crunk + Disorderly

Die Antwoord once again transforms your last acid trip into a music video – Cityrag

Pull out the bongos, the Texas T-Rex is getting hitched – I’m Not Obsessed

Zoe Ensalada (that’s how I read that headline) is at the park - Hollywood Rag