Monday, June 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 8th!
Seeing how John Travolta was such a good and loyal customer, the sauna decided to make a private entrance for him in his honor. - Who Datt
Runners-up:
Mark Spitz or Swallows? - perky
Its close but Adrien Brody still has a bigger nose. - fleawatch
Submitted by on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:58am.
Micheal Phelps should have listened. On a 10,000 calorie a day diet, you will get too big. - Diana Crabtree
(Thanks, Cherry Sands)
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HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats to the clever winners.
Congrats Fleawatch, Perky and Who Datt!
Thanks Wanted!
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
@SANS
Polishing my Ryan Lochte goggles as I type! *wiggling eyebrows*
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Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Congrats all! Awesomeness! Perky, I almost died laughing! *exits doing The Stroke* And by that, I mean the Billy Squire song, you sick fucks!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
lmao winners! esp Perky, well done you funny hos.
Is anyone else absurdly excited for the Olympics!?!? can't WAIT.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Perky - awesome!
When I was a young girl, I had a big poster of Mark Spitz in American flag Speedo on my wall, a sight to behold, hehehe
These captions really made a SPLASH!!!!
*dog paddles around PERKY on her throne*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
LOL, congrats winners! Separate entrance... Hahahahah ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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congrats to perky and all the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats to all the winners. Not an easy caption contest by any means.
Crabtree's comment was hilarious! hahahahahha
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Summer Olympics, through the eyes of John Travolta
if you think thats impressive, wait till you see what he can swallow with his ass.
"Buuuuurrrrp! "
The Michael Phelps Commemorative Bong at Olympic Park is now complete and ready for action!
Not a caption, but I am INSANELY EXCITED for the Olympics. Especially the swimming part. I can't wait to see Michael Phelps win every event (again).
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Pimp Mama Chris sets up new training school teaching how to give head to a Kardashian...
The Travolta assistant who interpreted his order for a sex doll "extra large, into water sports" is seriously getting fired....
How fitting, Michael Phelps mouth open in the number one std rated town that is Omaha, Nebraska...
Say AHHHHH!
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No means No dammit.
Gives a whole new meaning to that whole Kids In The Hall "I crush your head" thing.
Micheal Phelps should have listened. On a 10,000 calorie a day diet, you will get too big.
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Michael Phelps proves not only can he go down like a winner on a bong, but he can also swallow a little head like a champ!!
Here he comes - a big, wet American orgasm!
One of K Fed's sperm under a microscope
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Certified Slore
Wait until you see the size of his jockstrap!! The gymnastics team is using it as a trampoline!!
The artist went too literal with the Mark Spitz statue in his hometown of Modesto, CA.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
"Psst! Hey, Little Red! Wanna ride my hood?"
Gold medalist in synchronized gag reflex, 2012 Travoltalmypics.
now THAT'S having a Chico's kind of day!
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
I guess Michael Phelps had too much of the chronic, just look at him coughing and gagging!
Michael Phelps comes out of the tool shed
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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-Submitted by perky on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 6:11pm.
Mark Spitz or Swallows?
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Early winner!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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fuckin' size queen
He waters the lawn through his mouth and if you stick a leaf blower up his ass he can sweep the sidewalk at the same time.
And now, for the finishing touch...the 5 foot long blunt!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by Spacepussy on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 8:30pm.
HAHAHA...Fort Troff. Loved visiting that site frequently...
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Now an Olympic has-been in the company of Bruce Jenner, Michael Phelps will take whatever head he can get.
Fort Troff's remote-controlled Michael Phelps sex doll sucks big time.
Its close but Adrien Brody still has a bigger nose.
I guess I pee'd in his pool because he's swimming in my yard.
Ian Thorpe comes from the Land Down Under.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I wish that was a bong because I would like to be able to say I sucked on Michael Phelps ... and he was big.
For the new lifelike Michael Phelps monument being made, the creative team made sure to include his 'taking a hit from a bong; expression.
Michael Phelps' Garden of Weedin.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Olympics adds updated new sport...Free-style acquatic zombie cannabalism. It's 2012 for fuck's sake'!
Doping scandal hits Olympic Training Camp when Michael Phelps takes bath salts (or swims in them) and starts eating people.
in an attempt to honor her dear friend Nolan Miller, and copy the dutch artist who was responsible for catcopter, Joan Collins had Nolan bloated up to a hot air balloon to take a trip round the world in 80 days.