Friday, June 8th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Joan Rivers (79)
Irina Lazareanu (30)
Maria Menounos (34)
Kanye West (35)
Shilpa Shetty (37)
Mark Feurstein (41)
Gabrielle Giffords (42)
David Sutcliffe (43)
Dan Futterman (45)
Julianna Marguiles (46)
Nick Rhodes (50)
Kristine W (50)
Mick Hucknall (52)
Keenan Ivory Wayans (54)
Griffin Dunn (57)
Bonnie Tyler (61)
Sonia Braga (62)
Kathy Baker (62)
Nancy Sinatra (73)
Jerry Stiller (85)
Barbara Bush (86)
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Happy Birthday Joan, showin' em how it's done, hope I'm half as funny as you in my golden years. (Likely, as most of my family seem to go senile, so it won't be intentionally-funny).
And Nick Rhodes. What a divine creature. His wedding photos nearly out-camped Liberace. PINK everywhere. Proof:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/nick%20rhodes%20wedding%20photo/sents...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1xb4wLzj1qitx7lo1_500.jpg (matching lipstick, obv).
happy birthday to most of these sluts...exceptions include barbara bush..and kanye for trying to make the pee queen happen...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:56am.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart, there's nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeart!!!!!!!!!!
HBD Bonnie Tyler
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I didn't notice Bonnie there MJT, I always wondered how the hell she sang that tune all the time, it sounded like her voice was totaly fried...but it a good way if you know what I mean.
And of course Kanye is a gemini. NO offense to my gemini friends but I have dated a lot of gemini men...it ALL makes sense now.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart, there's nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeart!!!!!!!!!!
HBD Bonnie Tyler.
I cannot believe Sonia Braga is 62. Damn.
Great list today. HBD sluts!
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by ewlulu on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:33am.
Did Joan Rivers have a stroke or something? Her face is different left and right...
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More like the stroke of a surgeon's scaple.
HB Joan, altho I think you're older than that.
Barbra Bush you devil worshiping bitch!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF COONYAE WEST, happy birthday to all the hot ass gemini sluts born today especially my girl joan rivers!
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANYE WEST I HOPE EVERYONE LETS YOU BE GREAT AND CONTINUE TO BE THE ARROGANT BUFFOON YOU ALWAYS ARE!!!!1
HB Jerry Stiller and Gabrielle Giffords. That's an amazing recovery story.
also, I was pretty sure Barbara Bush was like, 300 years old. I'm convinced she is immortal.
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HB Joan!!! I love your bitchy ass. HB Keenan Ivory Wayans...In Living Color, swoooooon.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:33am.
i know it's early, but happy Festivus to ya!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Did Joan Rivers have a stroke or something? Her face is different left and right...
EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 9:47am.
SERENITY NOW!!!
happy b-day, Jerry Stiller!
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Totally agree ESE! Love Jerry and wish him a HB.
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HB, Joan. Gotta love it , she has even had plastic surgery on her hands.
HB Jerry Stiller.....man bra. All kinds of awesome
HB nancy Sinatra keep those boots walking.
you tell'em, joan!
oh, and a big hb to the king of queens jerry fuckin' stiller.
fuck off babs bush, you should've just stayed on the quaker oats box like the ugly dude you really are.
hb to poor gabby giffords.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Joan Rivers - I could not love that fabulous bitch any more if I tried! Here's to many, many more!
Happy Birthday Joan!
Barbara Bush has obviously made a pact with the devil to make it to 86, cow.
wow! hella birthday list. HB to all them sluts.
well, all except kanye, ALL CAPS west, of course
Be Good to Each Other
&^%$(*^$#!@%@@$$@%% = FUCK OFF & DIE KANYE
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Are you ready, boots? Start walkin' .. [cue horns]
HB Nancy Sinatra! And Jerry Stiller! And of course St. Joan.
Barbara Bush, FOAD. How does it feel to have the uterus that destroyed the world?
Kanye, please go celebrate your birthday on a faraway island. Oh, and don't come back. Kthx.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Happy birthday to Griffin Dunn... you were freakin awesome in An American Werewolf in London. And a very happy bday to Jerry Stiller, one of my favorite characters on Seinfeld.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Happy Birthday Joan!! You WHORE! Pit viper! ... I still use that line today.. Best Celebrity Apprentice ever! It's okay if she had a shitload of plastic surgery.. I wouldn't wanna look 70 either!
Happy Birthday Jerry Stiller!
...that is all!
SERENITY NOW!!!
happy b-day, Jerry Stiller!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
hmm so that's why Kanyes so juvenile.. milk teeth just fell off recently... thought he was atleast 42 .. seriously...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
>>>Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 9:29am.
Barbara Bush...I though she was 86 when George was in office WTF?<<<
Evil never dies.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Happy 50th birthday Nicholas James Bates, you special slut. Just listened to The Chauffeur this morning.
Nick Rhodes is 50!!! Well, I'm not that far behind him, but stilllllllllll, has it really been 30 years?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Joan Rivers....Fuck em all Joan, Johnny should have given you the chair all those years ago
Kanye West....choke on your cake you POS
Nick Rhodes....Duran Duran..Hated them back in the day, now I find myself not rushing to change the radio station in my car if they come on...go figure.
Keenan Ivory Wayans...Shout out as well for In Living Colour...but your brother was funnier.
Nancy Sinatra...I wonder if she still has those boots...she must be 12,849 miles away by now.
Jerry Stiller...they man's one of the originals that saw the birth of an industry.
Barbara Bush...I though she was 86 when George was in office WTF?
Happy Bday Sluts
HB Joan, your face is younger than your funny black heart!
HB to the rest.
Happy Birfday to all the sluts, except Kanye West and Barbara fucking Bush. Bitch needs to choke on her own shit.
Special HB to Nick Rhodes. Love him!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Belated forgot to post
HB Tom Jones Kiss
HB Prince Kiss
“Act your age not your shoe size…”
RIP Joans River's former skin and face. Christ, what has she done to herself?
I thought Kanye was only 24 or something...looks young.
Anyway...HB skanks! Happy 50th Nick Rhodes...you eyelining sexay thing!
HB, Keenan Ivory Wayans. You made Sunday nights in the 90s fun and also unleashed Jim Carrey and JLo on the world.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Nick Rhodes is 50?? I feel old. In my mind, Nick will always look like this:
http://www.beembee.com/2011/10-fun-facts-about-duran-duran
Hey Joan Rivers, HB you slut!
choke on your huge ego and die, carbo-face Kanye West!
HB Griffin Dunn
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
POKAHH PLAYAAAAA!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.