Ryan Gosling Took Eva Mendes To His Mom's Graduation
Ryan Gosling's mom, Donna, got her teacher's degree from Brock University in St. Catherine's, Ontario yesterday and like the good son he is, he showed up to the graduation ceremony and brought the human dagger in every fangirl's heart: EVIL MENDES! An official from Brock University told TheSpec that they knew about 30 minutes beforehand that Ryan was coming. That gave officials just enough time to pass around frozen panties to the girls and gays so that their genitals wouldn't explode into an orgasm sauce geyser as soon as he strutted in. The official said Ryan refused to take pictures with fans and tried to keep all the focus on his mommy.
“He didn’t want his celebrity status to distract from his mom’s big day and all of the other grads’ big day. He was very gracious and extremely aware of his own ability to create a distraction.”
Even though Ryan pulled some "no pictures, no pictures please" shit, one grad managed to get a picture of him and she posted it to her Instagram. I love Ryan's "I see you, but I'm going to pretend not to see you" face as much as I love Eva throwing one of her signature "Keep hating, bitches, because I'll be making the same happy face when your fake boyfriend massages my toes with his tongue later tonight!" smiles. Just like I do every time a new picture of Eva and Ryan comes out, I trolled the Internet to see what the commenters had to say. Of course, there were plenty of people calling Eva a Cesar Romero-faced piece of trash who will hopefully get struck down with an allergy to Canadian peen skin. Oh, I love the rage Eva puts in hos. I kind of hope Ryan and Eva will elope, so that I can sit back with a tub of maple syrup popcorn and watch as his fangirls do The Exorcist head spin in unison.
And Lainey says that Ryan and Eva have been driving around Eastern Canada. Eva brags about how she's fucked in every US State, so I'm guessing she's trying to achieve the same thing in Canada by fucking in every province. Here comes that fangirl rage....
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He does it for me. Yum.
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Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:57am.
I kind of suspect Eva has stop taking her birth control, isn't she in her late 30's?....she'll be the next with the "baby bump"...
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Yep, she's 38, and Ryan is 31. They both look awful in this photo.
Yeah, I don't get his appeal either. I think she's gorgeous, but he always looks derpy in the face.
More importantly, what is happening at this graduation? It looks like they are on white plastic lawn chairs and there is some guy dressed like a ringmaster in the background.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:53am.
Boring vanilla dude with an ugly banana chin. She's way out of his league IMO. He wouldn't stand a chance if he wasn't famous.
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seconded.
This is a really bad picture of both of them.
I like these two as a couple, though.
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I can't say anything nice about this since I am in the bitchiest mood EVER, but...... I am glad his mom graduated.
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Gosling seems to have the "fuck my life" look more than anything else. He doesn't do much for me either.
OMG Snatch Whistle! Hahahaha cripbabe!
*puts on list to use in conversation with Jack*
I kind of suspect Eva has stop taking her birth control, isn't she in her late 30's?....she'll be the next with the "baby bump"...
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Boring vanilla dude with an ugly banana chin. She's way out of his league IMO. He wouldn't stand a chance if he wasn't famous.
MK Im waiting for you to post about the Miami face eating zombie's girlfriend hiring Gloria Allred!
I do Pagents!
I dont understand women that look like shit around their man...Eva looks like she just rolled out of bed....I think there was another picture of Shakira with the soccer player not wearing any make up and her hair was a mess! Yuck! not sexy!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:34am.
BonnieG, I agree, he's a full-on rodent. Don't get the appeal at all.
And she is full-on manface. Never understood how she became successful.
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Agreed. Both are way overrated. She is looking really rough as she ages.
They don't look good together as a couple, IMO.
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Douchechill!
If he took her to St. Catherine's, and she went willingly, there can be no doubt this is a real relationship.
(Sorry, Canadian joke.)
If his eyes were any closer together, he'd be a cyclops. I think she's gorgeous, but her career is basically hair colour adverts now.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Meh. I like Eva, she seems fun and not take herself too seriously.
Ryan's aiight.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
gosling isn't doing it for me...neither is eva...the both of them can have each other...
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Again, you cant hate on Eva, she is funny, hot, a decent actress and doesnt wear fur. Love her
If they ever procreate, those are going to be some pointy-faced kids.
BonnieG, I agree, he's a full-on rodent. Don't get the appeal at all.
And she is full-on manface. Never understood how she became successful.
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Dark-sided!
What the hell is she wearing, some cast off from the Golden Girls' yard sale? How much did Rose charge you for that shirt, Eva?
Eh. I don't think he is all that attractive.
Good for his mom for losing the derps and going back to screwl!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
sorry, but this Ryan trick does absolutely nothing for my snatch whistle and I confuse her with Eva Longoria and some other brooonette exotica every time.
good for fucking in every state though - maybe she should report it to the Guinness Book of World Records 'cos I'm guessing that ain't in there yet.
I don't understand the appeal, but good on his mom, and good on him for not making it about him.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Not the best side profile for Eva, obviously. Does a gumball come out from that underbite?
he looks like a rodent. not quite sure why women cream over him
He's soooooo overrated.
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Douchechill!