Thursday, June 7th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By The Captain Of Your Love Boat

I'll just leave this picture of Matt Boner and a few more stills from the come-to-life gay wet dream Magic Mike here. There's a million more stills at Coming Soon, but I weeded out the ones with chicks, too many clothes and close-ups of Matthew McConaughey's fucked with face, so you don't have to!

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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:44pm.
No freaking idea who Matt Bomer is but I like!

He's the lead in this show called White Collar. The show is just OK, but if you watch it you'll probably fall in love with him and not care for the plot. He also looks even better in motion, and seems like a really good-natured person IRL, despite how good-looking he is. Not the greatest actor ever, though, but his comic timing and charisma make up for it I guess.

agirl's picture

Well well, I have no idea who this guy is and I was kinda not interested in this Magic Mike film but I may have to change my mind.

Between Liam Neeson and this guy, I am REALLY enjoying Dlisted today!! Thanks MK!

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M.E. that sucks, why should it all be on your shoulders? give each kid a hot dog (sans bun or condiments) and tell him that's all the team could afford!

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I was wondering that, why doesn't Manjello figure more prominently? Even in the poster they put him in the far corner?! WTH?

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:44pm.
Soooooooooooooooooooooo.....baseball has ended. We have our post season BBQ on Sunday. As team parent I asked for all the families attending to please donate $10 each towards the cost of food.

Two families have donated. WTF? I cannot float the bill to buy all the food. I swear I am NEVER being team parent EVER again.

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Buy enough goodies that the donations will cover and tell everyone that is too bad that the donations were limited to $20.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:42pm.

submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:37pm.

LOL let's hope the ""plot"" doesn't get in the way of the nakedness
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Soooooooooooooooooooooo.....baseball has ended. We have our post season BBQ on Sunday. As team parent I asked for all the families attending to please donate $10 each towards the cost of food.

Two families have donated. WTF? I cannot float the bill to buy all the food. I swear I am NEVER being team parent EVER again.

annobanano's picture

No freaking idea who Matt Bomer is but I like!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:33pm.
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Louise, hope you kill her with kindness... she'll implode! Just watch. lol

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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:41pm.

HAHAHAHAA I just saw that... donkey smell.
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snowpiece's picture

Zack Mayo did it better!

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CheeryBitch's picture

Ohhh... Matthew McConaughhhheeeeeyyyy! I don't care about the movie, he can just talk to me all night. *swoon*

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submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:37pm.

LOL let's hope the ""plot"" doesn't get in the way of the nakedness.

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@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:39pm.

I already asked for you, lol

sonne's picture

My son just said "gay captain" after looking at the main photo. I'll regret watching this when it comes out, no doubt, but hopefully Joe Man Jello will be worth it.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:33pm.

"pose in your bikini... legs spread open..."
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link plz :P

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Ohhh, Matty....

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All of them, EXCEPT T-Rex! ;p

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Hot. That guy is HOT. I'm seeing this film

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M.E.'s picture

lucifer - Who the fuck cares about a plot?!?!?!? The only thing I care about is half naked hot looking mens!

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LMAO! WAAYYYY too corny to be arousing. Not even Matt Bomer is doing it for me right there.
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Fiiiiiire... fire in the cockpit... Fire alaaarm! Over here firefighter, I'm trapped! ... Jesus Christ, MK, what are you doing to us with naval officer Boner over there?! :O hahahaha

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BUTTAH YO SHIT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7G-Q9ZwC0

This girl really needs to be HSOTD!

HI Whammies!

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@ Louise - seriously? Ewwww. OH, & Jack would like a link to the pics.

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Thanks a lot for weeding out the chicks, MK!!! Ass.
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@ M.E. - Ugh, I was desperate to see this shitfest, until the trailer was released and apparently it's some dumb "rom com"? Fuck that. I'm here for Matt Bomer's nakedness only.

And what the fuck is going on in that first thumbnail?

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Wow. Are they still claiming this movie is geared towards women?

Anyway, I accidentally came across a picture online of my husband's fugly bitch cousin who hates me. She's a born-again Christian who loves to tell us how we are all going to Hell, because we are not her. So Miss Holier Than Thou, where is the Bible does it say to pose in your bikini with your legs spread open and us it as your Facebooke profile pic?

This movie is gonna be a big ole cheese fest! Showgirls 3.

M.E.'s picture

Will I see this? Yes.
WIll it be a shitshow? Most likely.
Will I be turned on? ABSOLUTELY!

mitchyul's picture

Always had a thing for Matthew McConaughey, he gets hotter with age.

M.E.'s picture

I'm getting hit in every direction today.

I QUIT THIS BITCH!

IrishFury's picture

Amazing actors, cannot wait to see this art film.
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Lucifer_Sam's picture

YES AMEN JESUS THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!