Thursday, June 7th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By The Captain Of Your Love Boat
I'll just leave this picture of Matt Boner and a few more stills from the come-to-life gay wet dream Magic Mike here. There's a million more stills at Coming Soon, but I weeded out the ones with chicks, too many clothes and close-ups of Matthew McConaughey's fucked with face, so you don't have to!
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Submitted by TNT on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:19am.
Yawn.
Matt Bomer has ZERO sex appeal.
+1
Technically perfect Ken Doll looks but does nothing for me. He's basically a poor man's Henry Cavill with a horrible distracting girly nose job.
Yes and YES!! They need to have this in 3D for hos with bad eye sight. Like me.
if a group of women go to a strip club and see men dancing, it's a night of debauchery, good fun and the chance to see some good-looking mens naked. but if a group of men go to a strip club and see women dancing, it's a night of debauchery, the men are pervs and the women are pigs.
Yawn.
Matt Bomer has ZERO sex appeal.
Topless woman in Union Square. Mr. Hekki was telling me he keeps seeing Topless Woman (he works in the neighborhood). It's not illegal in NYC for women to go topless anyplace that men are allowed to be shirtless. Therefore, it is perfectly legal for her to walk around like this:
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Haha..and the everpresent male Japanese tourist, clicking away. I can only imagine what he`s gonna do with *that* pic *rolling eyes*
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by harperharper on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:46pm.
no,you would have been fine Miss Jane. because Shemar and I would nhave bee locked in the bathroom before you could get your seatbelt unbuckled
* have been
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:03pm.
Hey, sluts. What's up in here?
Hey, sluts. What's up in here?
I would LOVE, LOVE, LOOOOOOOOOOVE the idea of a "GAY LOVEBOAT" series.
That said, it would be hard to beat the MUSLIM "LOVE GOAT" series competing for the same 'slot'.
I KID.
*ducks maters and rotten undies*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:57pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjbkRktqIE
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{{{ESEEE, I see you. xo}}} Team USS Swinetrek, the Muppets and Jim Henson.
{{{Eilesss, love you too girl}}} You ALL are golden.
I burned the steak/shrimp general tsao (or whatever the fk sauce's name damnit) dinner I had been prepping for the last damn two hours. The lesson here is to NOT be too ambitious cooking on Thursday night at 9pm while on the third glass of whatever after a fked up day. Ugh fml. Shuffling off to bed starving. Gnite/gmorning all.
*leaves a fresh bottle of Riesling (yes a goddamn change for once) and a carton of almond milk for the disciplined ppl*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
I have a suspicion this is going to be the male entertainment industry answer to Showgirls...
Submitted by harperharper on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:46pm.
Lucky biatch! I would have been thrown off that flight for what would no doubt be considered a felony and serious violation of the FAA. Just saying.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
LOL! I thought she showed (unusually) immense restraint
1 ) A friend had Shemar on a flight. She said
He was gorgeous and sweet.
2 ) ESE thank you for the Bob Welch.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 10:32pm.
check the sofa batteries and pay your black ass tax for Lord's sake!
But the boot moves were there! Touch the pie goods and the eyes slant. Blacks!
LMAO!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Hey, sluts. What's up in here?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Damn it to Hell if I'm not going to have dreams tonight about who's-his-nuts in that main photo and Scott Weiland/Velvet Revolver in "Slither" mode. So, what I am saying is, THANK YOU MK!
Off to comb the pussy (the actual cat) and call it a night.
Hekki, if you are around, many thanks for the Burt's Bees tip a coupla days ago. It seems to be helping! *passionate fondles*
Hooker out!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 10:32pm.
check the sofa batteries and pay your black ass tax for Lord's sake!
But the boot moves were there! Touch the pie goods and the eyes slant. Blacks!
uuummm... yeah... sorry, but.. this has to happen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL5o9pA75sg&feature=related
RIP, Bob Welch.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
hey ESE!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 10:32pm.
check the sofa batteries and pay your black ass tax for Lord's sake!
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howdy doodly do, hoffer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmLrl0bN9Aw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
check the sofa batteries and pay your black ass tax for Lord's sake!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 10:23pm.
The lower chats have been dead in the evenings these last few days.
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i blame it on lack of toilet bats, but that's just my theory.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
The lower chats have been dead in the evenings these last few days.
Hekki, she has stringy bewbs.
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oh, sonofa!... i missed seeing cappy?!...
eeehhh, screwit... i'm putting it here, anyway!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjbkRktqIE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:53pm.
*pouts at Gibbler, sits next to Hoff in the Jellis Corner*
Right? "Hands you popcorn. sulks"
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Awww, sowy! It was my first time at a Radiohead show (and I'm 35). It was worth the wait! (Can I add insult to injury and mention our seats were dead-center, 20 rows from the stage?)
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:53pm.
*pouts at Gibbler, sits next to Hoff in the Jellis Corner*
Right? "Hands you popcorn. sulks"
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
oh sweet jesus. he is fiiiiiiine.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:39pm.
Topless woman in Union Square.
Sorry, but her saggy boobs are just as bad as Shirtless Guy's man-boobs. Cover that shit up, botha yahs.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
*pouts at Gibbler, sits next to Hoff in the Jellis Corner*
:-)
You say Radiohead> Okay, I'm officially fucking jellis.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:39pm.
Haha, I love the fact that most people are just going on with their walk. Gotta love New Yorkers.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Topless woman in Union Square. Mr. Hekki was telling me he keeps seeing Topless Woman (he works in the neighborhood). It's not illegal in NYC for women to go topless anyplace that men are allowed to be shirtless. Therefore, it is perfectly legal for her to walk around like this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6d_1337060774
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:18pm.
Thom Yorke is the sexiest ugly motherfucker in the entire world (besides Rowan Atkinson) and I would gladly blow them both in the jacuzzi.
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Saw Radiohead last week in Boston. TOTALLY agree with you.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:27pm.
TEAM SHEMAR MOORE FOR PRESIDENT
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If I were Prince, I'd have written this song about Shemar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBjotAV39vA
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
TEAM SHEMAR MOORE FOR PRESIDENT
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:18pm.
Thom Yorke is the sexiest ugly motherfucker in the entire world (besides Rowan Atkinson) and I would gladly blow them both in the jacuzzi.
Thank you, Open Post.
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YOU SHOULD SMILE AND BLOW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
When I show teeth, Thom gets mad because mine are straighter (YES, EVEN MINE!!)
(Alternative response)
Noone likes seeing teeth during a blow job. Mel Gibson's penis must have a callus and he needs toothscrape for stimulation.
Thom Yorke is the sexiest ugly motherfucker in the entire world (besides Rowan Atkinson) and I would gladly blow them both in the jacuzzi.
Thank you, Open Post.
Fap, wait for it, woooooooooorthy. *drools all over keyboard while catching up on shit*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
ha ha Janey, tru dat!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by C6 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:19pm.
Okay, so QBK, that fker called me at my new desk number (moved across campus). Also moved apta and changed cell # (yes, mostly because of him) and that fker called the new office (he must have looked me up in the directory) and said "I don't even know where you live, I just had a souvenir from a trip and I just want to talk". Went off on him; I fking was beet red when I realized the coworkers were in earshot. I explained why I went off and they were like, "fkers crazy, report him". And I keep saying that I don't want him to lose his job (he will if I report this level of harassment). LISTEN MR. EX, LEAVE ME THE FK ALONE AND GET THE MESSAGE THAT YOU NEED TO RE-EVALUATE YOUR WHOLE MTHRFKING SELF, ASSHOLE! DAMNIT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0EG1Tbr6g4 at 0:45.
SMDH you need to email me, babe. There is a LOT of heavy shit going down lately.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Well, Ahoy, polloi!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:25pm.
C6, his losing his job is not your priority. Report him.
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This is true. Will do next time. Just baffling how some people are so unable to look inward that they only pursue an "answer" outwardly in others. This is the type of person who would "crack" if someone reported him, if that makes any sense.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by luvmehateme: "My friends and I are making a whole fucking night out of this movie. Can't fucking wait."
I wouldn't want to see this movie, but a bunch of girlfriends and some booze sounds REALLY fun.
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I have one of those nights in just about two weeks' time ... at Neighbor Man's restaurant ... it will not be a sober or silent occasion LOL.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I would just like to say that Ewan McGregor is Scottish and he is hot.
The end.