Odd Couple Alert: Ellen Page & ASkars
If you put your hand over Ellen Page, you'd sort of know what it would look like if you got to frisk ASkars. How Ellen Page kept herself from tickling ASkars' armpits with her hat's lips is beyond me. And yes, that grown man in the bottom right is totally Stefan-ing out of his mind, because he can't believe the Swedish essence of ASkar pits is blowing his way.
The oddest pairing since Kunty Karl and Choupette went to a Stanley Cup finals game at the Staples Center in L.A. yesterday and some are saying this means that Ellen is doing a sexy single bar gymnastics routine on ASkars' peen when the lights go down. Please. It's true that if you polled the planet's population, including inanimate objects, on whether or not they'd let ASkars stick the tip in, 99% would grab the butt lube and you ask where the line for that ride begins. When ASkars struts by a rock, the rock finds a way to grow a vagina so he can fuck it. Everybody wants to hump ASkars. But not Ellen Page. I mean, my common sense gene is preventing me from picturing that. They're just two beautiful lesbians who like to watch sports together. That's all.
They also did a movie together and I hope it went so well that they work together again in a movie version of the adventures of the Jolly Green Giant and Little Sprout. Because I want to see that.
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theyre both wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor's.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:35pm.
Ok, that's weird. I was *just* thinking about strange celeb hook-ups this morning; Prince & Kim Basinger and Ted Danson & Whoopy Goldberg come to mind.
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OMG, remember Whoopi and Frank Langella? Halle Berry and Danny Wood from NKOTB? Heather Locklear and TOM CRUISE? Janeane Garofalo and Craig Bierko? (I kinda liked that pairing...)
Had forgotten all about KB and Prince. Wow. Now I can't unsee that.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:43pm.
My first hubby was 6'4" and I'm 5'4" - so this is what we looked like. Ditto the no sexual chemistry lol
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I'm 5'2" and I fucking LOOOOOOVE big mens. My ex was 6'1" and 240-- former BF was 6"5" and 225-- and my mancrush friend is 6'3" and 270. Mancrush is a fromer pro hockey player *winks at GG*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:22pm.
HATE bandwagoners...but the regular fans have big fake titties also!
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GG, me too. Fuckers in LA wearing Kings hats....oh really? Where we you when they sucked? Not sitting next to GG and Darth Vader, I imagine.
I can't watch tomorrow night. Seriously. If I watch the Devils will lose. The ONE night I turned it off after my anti-ref meltdown, they fucking won! My heart can't take it.
*Meekly* I liked Juno and still watch it if I see it come on TV...
I must have a non-functioning gaydar because she never struck me as a lesbian. That trucker hat and the wrinkled sweatshirt in the pic aren't really doing her any favors looks-wise, anyway.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 5:33pm.
I thought this SNL skit of Ellen Page was funny.
http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=ellenpagesnlskitsmarch08-3
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Lol, that clip was great! Thanks
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Very odd. Maybe they became friends when the worked together.
Submitted by muddy hands on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:19pm.
Her best role was in Trailer Park Boys. She owes everything in her life to Bubbles...
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Haha, true. I just remembered how much I miss that shit.
She's like Janeane Garofalo, lite
Her best role was in Trailer Park Boys. She owes everything in her life to Bubbles...
They look like they are just friends.
Anyway, count me in as thinking Juno was one of the most annoying films ever. Hated it. She was very, very funny in Super (if you like fucked up humor). She seems like a nice kid though who wants to act for the sake of acting and not to be a celebrity.
I thought this SNL skit of Ellen Page was funny.
http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=ellenpagesnlskitsmarch08-3
No sexual vibe at all what I do get from these two is he is the big brother taking lilttle gay sis to her first hockey game. Plus it looks like they went thier separate ways after the game in those pics. They also filmed a movie together, correct? My personal opinion these two are work friends. Ellen Page is gay always had that vibe from her.
Wait... are you telling me the NHL still exists?
1. As for Ellen, I adore her. She starred in this disturbing movie based on a true story (favorite types of movies) called 'An American Crime' based on the torturing of Sylvia Likens(wiki it) alongside a psychotic Catherine Keener. I think Ellen is talented and has one of the most beautiful smiles I've seen in a bit. Based on everyones comments here, I will never see Juno now. Lol.
2. As for sexy ass Askars, I would ravage him in a bath salts psychosis (too soon?. Although I always think he has a case of the pear-shaped man cankles hiding under his slacks. Nonetheless, i'd always have to look up to him anyway so its whatever. If you've never been with a male blondie in the sack, you don't know what you're missing. They always have something to prove (in my hot experiences anyway)
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Is it just me or is that guy in the lower left with his hand pulling his hair back Michael Vartan?
But...she looks like an adorable little child?!? PAEDO!!
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There's no way in hell that anyone with eyes would believe that he's her beard or vice-versa. Girlfriend is gay!
Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:43pm.
Nothing to see here folks...move along!
She is Canadian, he's Swedish...They are required to do their national duty and attend the Stanley Cup finals as actors living/working in Los Angeles.
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This! They're even wearing matching shoes! Trucker hats make everyone look like a fucktard.
Iaint she a clam digger? Ah hell wadda I know.
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Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:00pm.
BTW, I just watched a movie witg her called Hard Candy. That movie is just bizarre!!!
***I took my boyfriend to see that a few years ago. Needless to say, he was pretty uncomfortable during the "garbage disposal" scene. He did not like it...he complained that the movie was "horrible". I actually did like it, merely because it sent a message that molestation and abuse are NOT acceptable. Ellen was not too bad in it.
Submitted by Luv_thebeatles on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:52pm.
Does no one else notice Michael Vartan at the bottom right of the pic?? He's HOT!!
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well I'll be damned. How did I miss that? He is the hotness!
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Trucker hat? Really? OK.
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Submitted by Luv_thebeatles on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:52pm.
Does no one else notice Michael Vartan at the bottom right of the pic?? He's HOT!!
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I noticed him too!
I was under the impression that Ellen was a lezzie? I guess A Skars will turn bicurious women straight. I mean, look at him *drools*
I watched Melancholia last night, and I couldn't comprehend how Kirsten Dunst's characted did not want sexy times with him.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:13pm.
Trashy Wilma - I've never seen a movie she's been in as far as I know and the name is not familiar to me. But thanks for the bitchy response!
Haters gonna hate. Her most well known movies are Juno, Inception, and Whip It. She tends to do smaller indie movies though usually and she keeps out of the paparazzi eye for the most part. You can't know who everyone is! There are some "famous" people I see on here from some TV shows and I'm like, WHO? Mainly because I don't watch a lot of TV, like Glee and all that kind of shit haha.
HATE bandwagoners...but the regular fans have big fake titties also!
Aaahaha - Provolone!! That is fucking glorious!
Hockey in LA has so much to offer, something for even the massive quantittys of bandwagons fans.
Kings have lost several game fours, they choke on the pressure of big games at home at times. Either that or they were distracted by those juggers. They'll take the cup in the next game though.
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Trashy Wilma - I've never seen a movie she's been in as far as I know and the name is not familiar to me. But thanks for the bitchy response!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Mayo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Mayo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:46pm.
I've always thought of Ellen Page as the original "Kristen Stewart
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I'd still rather bang Kstew(with Charlize) than Ellen...just..thought..you.. you know, might want to know that....
*sits down after making spectacle of self*
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would you bang a person with bad hygiene?? I don't even want to know how her chocha smells like.
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"would you bang a person with bad hygiene??"
...uh...well..when you paint THAT rosy picture..LMFAO
She looks clean enough to me but just in case...
*claps hands..clean her up and send her to my tent!*
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It's kind of funny to know the things you would do just to get a piece of ass. LOL.
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Awwww looks like Shadowcat and Angel to me!!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:01pm.
Juno was shit.
Fucking hipster shit with that little fuck Michael Cera.
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I think I love you both, for saying this. I could not for the life of me understand why people LIKED that movie. Diablo Cody was praised for writing an innovative and smart-aleck script...have you ever heard a person say "Honest to blog!" in your entire life? Ever? That's because no one talks like those characters. She was also seriously miscast in Inception.
I don't have an opinion about Askars so I give this a big "whatever."
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:52pm.
WTF is Ellen Page?
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're Amish and have never seen a movie, so I'll educate you:
There's a web site called Google and it contains all of life's answers.
Submitted by Mayo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Mayo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:46pm.
I've always thought of Ellen Page as the original "Kristen Stewart
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I'd still rather bang Kstew(with Charlize) than Ellen...just..thought..you.. you know, might want to know that....
*sits down after making spectacle of self*
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would you bang a person with bad hygiene?? I don't even want to know how her chocha smells like.
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"would you bang a person with bad hygiene??"
...uh...well..when you paint THAT rosy picture..LMFAO
She looks clean enough to me but just in case...
*claps hands..clean her up and send her to my tent!*
(said in middle eastern accent)
Norma Desmond says: "This little dirt speck is a movie star?". Takes Vodie sip, Goes back to nap.
Hahaha @ "spinner" Zorba!!
OT Ellen honey, burn that hat.
She was also there the other day with Alia Shawkat, looking much happier.
Nothing to see here folks...move along!
She is Canadian, he's Swedish...They are required to do their national duty and attend the Stanley Cup finals as actors living/working in Los Angeles.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:35pm.
Ok, that's weird. I was *just* thinking about strange celeb hook-ups this morning; Prince & Kim Basinger and Ted Danson & Whoopy Goldberg come to mind.
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Joe, holy crap batman, where Kim and Prince really an item? I missed that one. When did that unreal pairing take place?
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Around 89 - 90, I think. If you google it there's stuff out there. Here's one link:
http://articles.philly.com/1989-11-29/news/26139597_1_tv-star-ron-britto...
One article claims that he had her under his spell and she was obsessed with him and that her brother stormed in to Prince's house and hussled her out of there. Don't know if that's true, though.
He's a little guy but he packs a punch. Apparently ;D
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Oh man, this brings up two things I have un-lurk for!
I'd take KStew over Ellen any day. KStew is a straight up bitch and makes no bones about it (which I actually love about her) whereas Ellen gives me a pretentious/indie vibe that grates on me.
The woman who wrote Juno also wrote United States of Tara, which was good (until it got painfully convoluted and weird) but her very first book is total shit. She comes across as a bored suburbanite who wanted something to write about so she became a stripper ((lame)).
I liked the script in Juno and found it quite funny although it was a dumb weird story. Always love Bateman in anything. He's like Rudd! Don't particularly like Ellen much but she plays kids ok, I guess...
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:32pm.
Why is she wearing a trucker hat in 2012?
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Oh shit! It's Asston Kutcher in drag! ASKARS IS GHEY! NOOO
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Why is she wearing a trucker hat in 2012?
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:25pm.
It was "good" because the writer was a stripper. That makes it avant garde and arty and shit.
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Gotta watch out for those strippers who think they are ART!
Can't trust em. Full of lies and shit movies like Juno.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:24pm.
No! I'm staying away from it. Too much cancer in my life already.
I'll stick with masturbating to the hallway fight scene in Inception.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:01pm.
Juno was shit.
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FUCKING THIS! ^^
I can't believe how much acclaim that movie got. SHITE to the nth degree.
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They seem odd together. He is hot but I just don't get the tingles from white blond guys.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:22pm.
It was "good" because the writer was a stripper. That makes it avant garde and arty and shit.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:09pm.
GET IN LINE ;)
Did you see 50/50 *le sigh* Loved that movie.
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no way these two are banging each other...i can't even get a visual on that...
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