Jada Pinkett Smith Only Eats Food For Fuel
Seen here slithering around NYC yesterday, Jada Pinkett Smith recently told Essence Magazine that OH MY SHIT I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT COMMENTING ON THAT BITCH'S CHEEKS! It looks like she's got two silicone lollipop balls trapped in her face. Is Jada's plastic surgeon the reincarnation of Wayland Flowers? Even Chicken Cutlets is telling Jada to calm down, because it looks like she tore off Will Smith's nutsacks and is storing them in her cheeks. If this Jada's way of trying to get Will to show her some affection in public by licking her testicle cheeks, I'm sure it has already worked.
Cheeks should not look like balloons and I should have not the urge to Photoshop the old man from Up holding on to one of them:
Okay, enough about Jada's terrifying cheeks. Jada told Essence that her guilty pleasures are fries and pizza, but she normally just sees food as a way to power her body:
French fries, and pizza… together. If I could have French fries and pizza every day I would really live off that. My real diet though, well, I don’t eat for pleasure. I probably had the only West Indian grandmother that could not cook. [Laughs] She was an awful cook, and she taught me that you don’t eat for taste, you eat for nourishment. And I have kept that over the years, so I can eat anything that’s healthy. I eat for my schedule so I have to eat high-protein, lots of greens and healthy carbs so that I don’t fall flat on my face.
Well, the good news is that if Jada ever falls flat on her face, her beach ball cheeks will bounce off the floor and put her back on her feet.
There's a now a valid reason for why Jada looks like a lizard. It's because she is a damn lizard! Bitch has the taste buds of a lizard and when she gets hungry, she just goes into the backyard to catch flies and lick on plants.
And after hearing that his wife said "I don't eat for pleasure," Will stopped eating between a pair of succulent man nalgas to say, "Huh?"
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We can tell by looking at her that she doesn't eat for pleasure. When I was young I ate like a pig though. My grandmother and I are West Indian and she could cook and I loved it. Now I'm not that way. Some days I don't even want to eat but then I get the shakes and Reese's start to look good to me. People tell me I eat like a bird lol. I don't think I do but whatever.
@ditquoi- Jada's part in The Matrix was not the role Aaliyah was going to play. Aaliyah was replaced by Nona Gaye.
I have cheeks like that. And yes in certain profiles they can get pretty creepy looking
He cheeks aren't fake it's genetics. Check out her moms cheeks.
She was very pretty in Jason's Lyric...not sure why she's wearing these fake cheeks. It's not like they make her look better
But I'm the same, I eat to stay alive. Won't go out of my way to prepare a tasty meal.
Not that I don't appreciate fine dining... if I had all the money in the world I'd be fine dining, they don't give you large portions anyway
That is one haaaaaard looking woman.
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EAT SOME CARBS!
I've met this woman, Jennifer Kaplan, she is a gluten free baker,a mom of young kids and runs a company called The Pure Pantry. Her recipes are easy and so yummy. http://shop.thepurepantry.com/
Her jaw looks like a steamshovel.
She looks lke shit.
Did she use blow-pops or tootsie pops?
This is definitely my nominee for best blog post of the year.
Very surprised and happy to hear so many of you are going gluten free. It is not a choice for me, but a necessity, so, if y'all have any questions, I'll do my best to help,if you are interested.
Dr. Schaar's makes good GF vegan products.
Had George somebodies GF Vegan brownies last week. Very good!
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Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Hekki, I know, I know. I just have this thing that I think everyone is watching me and wondering when I'll drop the pudge. It's dumb, the only pressure is the pressure I place upon myself. Plus, I hate that my clothes feel tight and uncomfortable.
Lisbet,
I have been very curious about the gluten-free thing. I'm going to do a little more research on it. Couldn't hurt, right?
She used to be so pretty! (remember Set It Off)
But I was a vegetarian for 2 and a half years and I ate to live, I didn't live to eat. Didn't lose or gain a pound.
She looks awful though. That whole family is losing their damn minds...
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I've noticed this new chiseled face of hers which is looking positively alien.
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Lol at the implants theory. She's always had those cheeks and the mouth parenthesis. Her own mom has them too. Only difference is here she's obviously skinner than usual which makes her look so bad.
Submitted by Near_Dark on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 6:35pm.
i don't get it either, she'll always be ugly no matter how skinny she is
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Just what I always say about Falcor, diets don't stop the derp.
And anyway, who wants advice from an ugly midget??
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Submitted by Athina: "And Lisbit, I totally agree about the low carbs. That has ALWAYS worked for me, but since I had my baby 3 months ago, I have the appetite of a T-Rex and I am always hungry. I don't know what happened....hormones or whatever I guess. I can't get these last 15 pounds off."
THREE MONTHS? Listen, Athina, you are not a Hollywood starlet. You aren't competing with anyone to lose the baby weight, so stop worrying about it. gah, I hate when women feel that pressure.
Especially if you are nursing. You need the food. I think you burn 500 extra calories a day just by giving the baby milk. That's a pound a week if you eat normally.
It took nine months to gain that weight. It should take nine months to lose it. And if you are nursing, it might not all come off until you wean.
Gluten-avoiders:
www.elanaspantry.com
You're welcome.
ETA: She also has vegan, paleo, low-carb, etc. Fantastic recipes.
Life's too short to deprive yourself of sugar and fat. Fuck aspartame and fat free yogurt.
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Well, at least she admits it. Probably most actresses and models aren't eating their favorite things in the world. Except for Goop, who dines with the world's finest chefs and then spends the next six weeks shitting her insides out.
i don't get it either, she'll always be ugly no matter how skinny she is
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Jada, ffs, EAT goddamnit. Hollywood fks a bitch up it seems.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
I don't get people that abstain from life's pleasures - good food, good sex, good times, sunshine. All that obsessing about health so they can add some more boring abstinence years to the end of their life. :p I mean, all things in moderation of course, but live a little!
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i completely agree!! most of the time i eat very well, low carb, lots of veggies, all that, but fuck if i'm not going to enjoy some not-so-healthy things every now and then. if there is tiramisu on the menu and i just had a nice salad, you can bet i'm getting the tiramisu afterwards. life is way too god damn short to not enjoy it, and to me that includes good friends and good food. i understand her eating for fuel - it's really what we should do. but hardcore restricting is something else...
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Submitted by Catsclaw on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 5:28pm.
we've been trying to do more gluten-free just because it does feel better, here's a good site: http://glutenfree.wordpress.com/
and this one still has some really delish recipes even though she doesn't blog on it anymore: http://glutenfreeheaven.blogspot.com/
OT: that long piece of like extra stretched skin around her mouth(which on normal faces is known as a smile) really freaks me out! I can't stop staring at it!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:31pm.
submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:11pm.
the harshest male critics are unattractive or broke or lacking in something that makes them hyperaware of weight in women since its an easy route to asserting their power
This is true. I had a male friend who was constantly criticising women's bodies (I didn't care at the time, because there was nothing to criticise about mine I guess) Anyway, he moved, and the next time I saw him he had gained over 20lbs. I couldn't stop laughing.
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YES YES YES, you two.
People don't realize how much they disgust and put off other people (not just large women) with offering their critical opinions in this area.
Then there are the ones on FB who will publish that stuff, and then others will "like" it and they'll have a fun little party on their facebook walls (where their parties usually take place). They likely have much in common with your tubby friend, Sam.
Whenever i look at her i always want to take a big black marker and draw a mustache and goatee on her face.
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Eh, I get what she's saying. I can't cook, my mother can't cook, nobody in my family can cook, thus I'm not very picky when it comes to food, as long as it gives me enough energy to live and it's not a dead animal I'm ok with almost everything that's not processed.
I didn't know she was of Indian heritage.
I tell my kids to eat until they're full, not eat until they're stuffed. Seems to work. They're very slim. I still don't like all the soda they inhale. I refuse to buy it, but they're old enough to buy it themselves now.
I try to stay away from processed food. I was recently diagnosed as gluten intolerant. Now if I accidentally eat anything with a lot of gluten in it, my stomach starts to really hurt and I'm racing for the bathroom. My stomach is so much better now, but I hate how it's hidden in so much food.
I found this website called Wellness Warrior, and she has some pretty good recipes if people are trying to go gluten free. She also has lots of low cal "green" smoothies that are petty tasty. She opted for this kind of extreme vegetarian lifestyle when she was diagnosed with terminal cancer at the age of 23. She is complete remission through her diet, no conventional cancer therapy. Her story is pretty amazing.
Jada looks really strange, IMO.
*eyeroll* ANYWAY O.o
I haven't believed anything that comes out of Bearda Pinkett Smith's mouth since she said that the part she played in The Matrix was written especially for her, even though Aaliyah had stated years prior, before she died, that very part was written especially for her. Never mind her incessant blathering about how awesome her sex life is with her husband, which is a clear indication that she has sex with anyone BUT him. It is stated that she's as much in the closet as her husband is.
you don't eat because you think looking harsher than a used rusty Brillo pad is sexy and fierce as shit. whatevs, Harshy McHarshington. how about commenting on the 20 year old who hangs with your 11 year old daughter.
SILLY PUTTY CHEEKS!!
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
This reminds me of a female black comedian (can't remember her name) talking about women that say
"oh, I just forget to eat sometimes" and the comedian goes "you have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat" Still makes me laugh.
I say bullshit to the "eat for nourishment" and not taste I've know (always broads) like this and what they basically have done is CONVINCE themselves they don't enjoy food for taste or pleasure. It's that whole mind of matter BS I say it's a crock of shit. It's how they control their weight. period.
But how is this different from other sensible advice?... I mean, other than the cheeks... ;)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:04pm.
An amazing and gorg actress and mom of two great kids. Super husband too - some women have it all.
*sigh*
Who are you? What did you do with IrishFury? :-P
On topic: Face straining over cheek implants = lost too much body fat.
I, too, love food, but don't enjoy eating fast food or a lot of junk. Made a New Year's resolution to cook at home and get take-out only once per week...I've mostly stuck with it. Lost a couple pounds, but I don't really care about that. What's made me happy are 1) saving money, and 2) really enjoying what I cooked.
If more people thought like this we could save a fortune in food stamps.
Then we get rid of teachers and just give the little fockers Kindles and Nooks. You want to learn, read the focking book focker.
This one doesn't look like she does anything for pleasure anymore. She's starting to look like a death eater.
submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:11pm.
the harshest male critics are unattractive or broke or lacking in something that makes them hyperaware of weight in women since its an easy route to asserting their power
This is true. I had a male friend who was constantly criticising women's bodies (I didn't care at the time, because there was nothing to criticise about mine I guess) Anyway, he moved, and the next time I saw him he had gained over 20lbs. I couldn't stop laughing.
cheek implants are ridic.
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 4:11pm.
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I agree with you! He clearly is a bully - but my 19 year old self was really tortured by him. Hell, my 8-18 year old self was tortured by him, too. Thankfully, he has no power over me anymore and every time I see him, I generally ignore him. That really pisses him off! :)
I just don't understand how/why my Mom stays with him - she's pretty, smart, funny, sweet, generous, kind, etc. All the things he is not.
I agree with her dietary philosophy.I cook for fuel. Girlie has always been attractive.Not sure why she thought cheekbone implants was a good idea.
JTROS--
Most of the time people make mean and hateful comments about weight, it's more about their own fear of gaining weight or most often, acquiring power over someone. I find men who express their opinions about women's bodies often do to assert their status and overcome some insecurity, and some of the harshest male critics are unattractive or broke or lacking in something that makes them hyperaware of weight in women since its an easy route to asserting their power (same thing with bitchy women). So don't believe that their comments about weight have to do with whether or not you look bad (even if you're unhealthy for you, doesn't mean the whole world thinks youre unattractive) it might help to realize it doesn't have much to do w you, like with all bullies. Sorry to go Oprah, but I've been really big and I've been skinny and everywhere in between, so I know these things!
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:18pm.
I'm the same way. I've had a bad relationship with food all my life; very selective eating from the start. If I could take a pill instead of eating a full meal, I would. It just takes too much time preparing food and then sitting down to eat it. Mind me, I have to chew 32 times before I can swallow, and food has to be plated up in a certain order or I won't eat it.
I wish I could be one of those people who enjoy food, but I pretty much eat about 5 different meals over and over. Going to a restaurant with me is a chore and a half, and few people ever do anymore.
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I kind of see what she's saying--I have never been a food lover. Seriously, a 5-star restaurant or a Lean Cuisine, it's all the same to me.
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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:27pm.
And Lisbit, I totally agree about the low carbs. That has ALWAYS worked for me, but since I had my baby 3 months ago, I have the appetite of a T-Rex and I am always hungry. I don't know what happened....hormones or whatever I guess. I can't get these last 15 pounds off.
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Firstly, congratulations on the baby.
Secondly, I suspect that the sleep deprivation that comes with having a baby is contributing to things:
http://www.latimes.com/health/sc-health-0629-sleep-20110629,0,5401500,fu...
Obviously, there's not a lot you can do about that, but I thought it might help to know what's happening.
Finally, have you tried gluten free as well? I know it's not possible for everyone, and I don't like the "Wheat is POISON" rhetoric of some of its advocates, but I find it helps a lot.
WTF is up with her cheeks?
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 3:46pm.
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I had a similar experience with my asshole step-father. I went to college weighing 120-ish and came back the next summer at 154 lbs. (mmmm...beer!). He could not stop making comments about how fat I was - so I would come home from my summer job, eat half of what was on my plate & immediately go for a 3+ hour walk. Just so I could get out of the house and away from him. But, then he would bitch about me not eating all of my food. I really thought I was going to punch him in the face every time I looked at him. When I went back to school my sophomore year, I was back in the low 120 range. I swear, if he ever does that to my little sister (comment on her weight), I will gladly punch him in the face.
I also eat only for fuel.... and as I am planning on flying to the moon any minute now, I must eat LOTS of fuel all fucking day. Fuel... it's what's for dinner!
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