The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For June 6th!

June 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Obviously, the chicken came first. – Sweetas

Runners-up:

Octomom’s self pleasuring film was a bitter disappointment. – crankenstein

John Doe #2 thought he had conquered his fears and was ready to return to work…until the therapy chicken arched up and opened its gizzards. – turnelbup

Once the money ran out, Crystal Harris knew JUST what to do to get Hugh Hefner back. – Skatesofgold

(Thanks, Stacy)

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