Friday, June 8th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 7th!
"How the 1% live" Rant #179404: Paris' crotch crab has its own chauffeur. - C6
Runners-up:
They see me rollin'
Crustacean
Patrollin'
They tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty - citizenstrange
Amanda Bynes continues to deny she crashed into a Red Lobster. - Glen
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Congrats all!! Holy shit, wtf? Just scrolled back 8 pgs and saw me win! Shots all around!
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Slow clap for CitizenStrange.
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Great job, everyhooker! *grooving to the Rollin' song*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
LMAO, congrats winners!! ;D
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:17am.
It's a rap song called Ridin' Dirty. A few years old. They have made a bunch of parodies about it. This is my FAVORITE.
Oh, thanks, Miss JT. I stand edumacated--a few years too late.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Haaaaaaaahaha, congrats Cappy6!
One of few caption winners that have actually made me laugh!
Winning caption is HILARIOUS
Great job HOOKERS!!!!! (get it?) All caps were hysterical!
*does world famous booty-butt dance for Cappy!*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:15am.
It's a rap song called Ridin' Dirty. A few years old. They have made a bunch of parodies about it. This is my FAVORITE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Funny! (I don't get the rap one, but then I don't get rap. Not that I'm not down with the kids or anything...)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Yay Cappy, love it! Awesome job citizenstrange and Glen - KADOOOOZE to youze guys!
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
LMAO!!! Fantastic - congrats guys!
haha! good job winners.
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congrats all
citizenstrange I knew that would be up there, LMAO!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Yay winners!
Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K
Congratulations winners !!
*moons podium* (∩_∩)
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for you, Citizen .. :D love this song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc
This was a hard one to choose the best but HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Congrats -they were all hilarious.
CitizenStrange - OMG! hahahahahahha
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
*furious clapping*... congrats, cappy!
well done, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
HAHA awesome job you whores!
Oprah's depression is in full swing.
It's hard to hide an affair when you come home with crabs. It's even more difficult when you got them from someone on Jersey Shore.
Lohan packs up her VD and moves out of SamRo's house for good.
Parading your rock lobster always gets
John Travolta's attention.
Lets make little hummer babies!
After the Car-Lovers Sex-Po of 2012, a vicious new strain of "carbs" ran amok for months to follow.
"The Celebrated Pubic Lobster of Calabasas, California"
Slightly off topic-By the look of the house I am pretty
certain this is meant to be a crawfish
Lobsters (and trucks) do it backing up.
Paula Deen's doctor thought he was making progress when he got her to agree to start clarifying her butter ... but then her fishmonger pulled up.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
A pair of truck nutz hung from the tow hitch would have saved this guy from a very awkward situation.
Things got awkward when Mike Rowe tried to merge his "Dirty Jobs" gig with his Ford truck campaign.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Looking back, TRANSFORMERS IV was where they started to run out of ideas...
"@ 5:30 Choupette's main course arrived, just in time for the landscaper's party!"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Even the Tan Mom's Vehicle is Overdone!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Even the construction workers at the Kardashian household leave with the new "lobster strain" of crabs
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The only problem with reality is that there's no background music!!
Its spring in Maine, and the crustaceans are fucking anything they can get their spindly little claws on.
Chestica's last meal delivery before beginning her diet.
Submitted by Glen on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 8:36pm.
Amanda Bynes continues to deny she crashed into a Red Lobster....
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LmAo!!!!! Now that's a good one! :)
And in the next frame sits Kirstie Alley with a swimming pool full of melted butter and a fork.
The revenge of The Deadliest Catch.
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Head-to-roe cargo.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
It's always quite a sight to see a lobster bisque-ing in the sun.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 6:11pm.
Ford Extended Crab
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Just fking scrolled back and saw this, lmao! You guys are all fking hilarious.
ONT: Honshu Japan's crustaceans, post-tsunami by the nuclear reactors are, um, mutated. (too soon??)
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Crabs: Montenegro style!
"How the 1% live" Rant #179404: Paris' crotch crab has its own chauffeur.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*