QOTD: Liz & Dick's Costume Designer On His First Reaction To Seeing LiLo As Liz
Liz & Dick has only been shooting for a few days, but I'm sure you've already overdosed on every tiny little detail and pictures from that shit. Try to take in one more post, because this quote is just too perfect, too hilarious and TOO much. Salvador Pérez, Liz & Dick's costume designer, talked to People about transforming an L.A. County Jail legend into a Hollywood legend. Make sure there's a soft mat on the floor below you, because you will fall out of your chair after reading Salvador's reaction to seeing LiLo as La Liz for the first time:
"There was an audible gasp. You’d swear it was Elizabeth. She just walked into the clothes and became Elizabeth Taylor."
I'm sure that audible gasp sounded a lot like the audible gasp you'd make while watching a runaway train careen toward you in slow motion. It was a "....the fuck did I get myself into?" kind of gasp. But I love Salvador for that. I laughed so hard that tears welled up in my eyes and temporarily blurred my version. And you know, in that blurry moment, that picture of LiLo sort of did look like Elizabeth Taylor!
Oh, and Salvador also said that LiLo's waist is 23 inches. Oh, that Salvador. Bitch just wants us to laugh until piss shoots out of our eye holes. And here's a few more pictures from yesterday's shoot. Either the whole thing takes place on a boat or Lifetime got their Hollywood legends mixed up and they're really making a Natalie Wood biopic instead.
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Salvador dressed Liz? How old is he? This could explain these comments.
It's called macular degeneration.
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OK, do we need to hear news about Lindsay every day? How many of us have to actually work to make money and not just "create news" by any means - breaking her parole, going to court, being "attached" to projects, posing for old perv Terry Richardson, etc.
They gasped b/c they havent seen her in years without handcuffs or an ankle bracelet on ...
certainly a shock to the system.
Hat's off to Salvador, this man obviously knows how to keep a job.
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Oh crap guys...sorry I thought we were in OP!!!
Um, this movie looks shitty and I can't wait to watch it and laugh.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:32pm.
okay, so that LovesJOliePitt ( i was lurking and laughing at you guys last night) cannot be real. Right? Like she has to be doing the opposite troll and just saying stupid shit. Those people CANNOT be serious. Right? Right?
And I love how they think that is all one person talking to themselves and that WHamo is female (ha!). Then I thought about how a certain person gets accused of being all the screennames here and maybe there are a bunch of people out there that hate us at dlisted and come to harass us. Then I got scared.
Hahaha.
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One thing Liz was at this stage in her life was FRESH. There is nothing "fresh" about this under-matured-used-up squandered human being. You can't bring to life that which is dead. Lifetime is a laughing stock.
Lilo needs to lipo the fat off those knees.
Hekki, you're on EDT, right? I mean, 10:00pm is EDT for you? I'll be home about that time and will check into the OP to ask which thread is "the one" for tonight.
But I thought the loons only flip out on the Bradelina threads?
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Dog! I'll be there after 10:00. I like to pepper ALL the posts, with idiotic derogatory Brangie haikus, no matter who they're about. But popping in the bloated Angie and Brad ones on the side are fun. To see which horz are there, and to give them all thumbs up and write nasty haikus.
It's terrible, because I hate trolls, but I absolutely LOVE trolling those retards. And I know you're not supposed to say "retard" but just this once...
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:07pm.
by the end of the shoot, all that will be left are some velvet-lined boxes covered with cigarette ashes.
hahaha. Or a severed bow line hanging limply in the bay while Cap'n Lindsay heads for the rocks.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Hekki, I was waiting for you to tell me which JJ thread you were on last night but I got distracted. You gonna be there later tonight? I have to go out for a few hours.
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Are they paying her in crack ?
Dog, hahahaha! I saw that one! That must burn her ass.
ETA: Also saw you on JJ. You horz crack me up.
Hekki, like I said yesterday (I fink it were), Liz and Dick were on a yacht in Italy and all BloHan got was fishing boat in Marina del Rey.
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Submitted by Dog: "Given BloHan's habit of ripping people off, I hope they aren't using real jewelry because by the end of the shoot, all that will be left are some velvet-lined boxes covered with cigarette ashes."
LOL. From what I've seen of the wardrobe, the "jewels" are from gumball machines. They have zero budget for anything nice.
That "fur" coat looks like it should be lying on the floor of a bathroom in front of the tub. She'll steal that, too, and sue the wardrobe department for telling her the fur coat she stole was real.
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I'm just a "Liz and Dick" Nutty Madame! Please say the trailer is out soon!
Given BloHan's habit of ripping people off, I hope they aren't using real jewelry because by the end of the shoot, all that will be left are some velvet-lined boxes covered with cigarette ashes.
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They're not even getting the hair right. They keep giving her Natalie Wood hair. Even *I* could go to a wig shop and pick out better Liz Taylor wigs, using only my memory.
Jesus Christ.
And it was gratifying to see that MK used the "Why Are You Pulling My Dick" tag, because that is the second thing I thought when I read this.
Thumb six, she can almost pass in the yellow maxi dress & floppy hat. But anyone could.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Submitted by MardiGras on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 6:03pm.
Did Liz have trout lips? I think not...
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Neither does BloHan. She has caterpillar lips.
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The irony of her being in a movie titled "fully loaded" is not lost on me. However, I do concur Sweetas, it was pure cinematic genius.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Do these people know what Liz Taylor looked like?
Or did they think Lindsay was supposed to look like Liz from the Trailer Park?
That reminds me of my mom's stupid friend who thought Vicki from "A Small Wonder" was a good actress.
Did Liz have trout lips? I think not...
I think they're just saying random, stupid, totally nonsensical shit to bait the audience. did bitch's eyes turn violet too?
STOPSTOPSTOP I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE. I am convinced this is happening because God has decided to battle Satan ON Earth and not in the heavens. My God, this is fucking torture, and I can only imagine the horror her kids must feel reading about this fucking bullshit. I have NEVER EVER heard of a more delusional piece of shit than Blohan. They should end the movie with La Liz's death with someone actually killing Blohan as the world applauds.
lmao chris recognizes!! She does look good in the top (photoshopped to hell and back) pic. In the rest, her natural grace, glamour and poise is breathtaking. She IS Liz, SO OBVIOUS.
LiLo looks good in the top picture.
What I'm really looking forward to is the first leak of her Liz voice.
That should be something.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:25pm.
My butt just let out an audible gasp.
HAHAHAHA!!
People SHOW SOME RESPECT I mean, she was in Herbie: Fully Loaded for crying out loud.
+++ Ah, yes. The Ben Hur of our generation.
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They probably gasped because it was the first time she took a shower in 10 yrs.
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Well, duh. Of course the costume designer is going to say that about his own costumes. Pig, meet lipstick.
Back in high school, there was this kid who was slow; even the administrators called him, in the vernacular of the time, "retarded." During the waning months of senior year, he somehow started dancing like a spastic Elvis on top of the tables during each lunchtime. We'd all egg him on and whoop and holler. That's what watching Linds is starting to feel like to me.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Why is this not called what it looks like?
Lara Flynn Boyle biopic with those painful looking duck lips
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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:25pm.
My butt just let out an audible gasp.
HAHAHAHA!!
People SHOW SOME RESPECT I mean, she was in Herbie: Fully Loaded for crying out loud.
Guess they left out Salvatore was free-basing before that statement.
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Last thumb background - rubbermaid totes of paper towel rolls were around back then, huh?
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
She looks really good in the min pic.
*ducks*
WAIT! WAIT! In the rest she looks a mess. Bitch is such a hardcore chainsmoker, she cant even go without a cig long enough to have her makeup done.
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What the fuck, though. I mean, you could **kind of** see the resemblance between Michelle Williams and Marilyn Monroe in that dumb movie if you squinted hard enough; but I have squinted, changed my eyeballs, put on glasses, looked through a fucking telescope even, and there is ZERO resemblance between this fucking cunt and Liz Taylor. Help me out here.
HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! What? Did he get WO to blow him for that statement?
What. A. Joke.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 5:25pm.
LMAO at the dude in the hoody in the third thumb!
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He looks more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does.
Liz had grace, class, and beauty. Also, she had a neck.
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I love a delusional bitch with bad eyesight.
I do want Lindsay to succeed, if only because her parents are both ass clowns. She looks good in the picture, but I'm not seeing the second coming of Liz. Her boobs look awesome in that dress though.
I belive the 23. Bitch is scraggly and scrawny. And where are her buttocks???
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I'd swear I'd throw up.
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I suppose it's meant to be a mink coat but it still looks like a snuggle throw from the WOW bin @ Walgreens. Salvador can really stretch a buck. The orange clown suit is a hoot. I don't do pay TV, but I gotta see this ASAP.
Lilo was miscast. She should be Dick, because that's what she acts like.
she actually looks like meghan fox
LMAO at the dude in the hoody in the third thumb!
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