Open Post: Hosted By OctoMom's Porn Promo Pic
Showing us what a little Wet 'N Wild liquid eyeliner, Playboy pink lipstick, a Topsy Tail, every tool in the Photoshop tool box and an industrial-strength electric tweezer can do, OctoMom strikes a pose on the set of her upcoming fap porn. You probably didn't read any of that sentence, because your eyes are doing exactly what OctoMom's belly button slit is doing: closing shut.
In other Octo news, our Dlisted field trip is canceled! Octo will not shake her leche bags on stage at a Florida strip club after all. I know, that sentence is just dripping with class so you might want to Windex your monitor. Octo canceled her strip club debut, because she thinks the manager and one of the bartenders of the club trash talked her to the local news. The manager and bartender said she was crazy to have that many children, would probably do lap dances for a price and it was only a matter of time before she worked the pole for a check. So basically, Octo pulled out, because the manager said a bunch of truths about her. No, that doesn't make any sense, but I don't think any of us have ever and will ever accuse of Octo of making sense.
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At least she got her brows did!
You're coming with me then Dirtay!! Are her nails done?
LMAO DWM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
Question for the menfolk - would you hit it?
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Yup. Twice. With the lights on. In the middle of the day. With the bedroom door open.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by guest on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:57pm.
The top is cute & so are the shoes. *scolds self*
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Go to time out! If MK had released this without her head I wo uld think she was hot. Miracle worker, that photoshop.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by guest on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
Where are her panties?!?!?!
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Probably got sucked into the black hole vortex that is her vag/uterus.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I swear to god if Jack says he would I'm disowning him
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
The top is cute & so are the shoes. *scolds self*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:44pm.
What!!! The Dlist field trip is canceled!??
WTF am I going to do with my Costco box of condoms and bag of roofies???
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*slides next to Whamo*
The dlisted field trip is canceled??!! But I had to switch with the office asshole to get that time off....damn!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Wake me when her 14 kids wise up and carve her retarded ass into pieces with chainsaws.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
A "mommy makeover" is anywhere from $12,000-$20,000+ but I'd bet my left tit the surgeries were donated by doctors who were looking to cash in on the Octomom publicity.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Question for the menfolk - would you hit it?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Where are her panties?!?!?!
FUCK! I just threw up my lunch!
Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:45pm.
I also just realised I've been wearing the same underwear for 2 days
Girl,
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:44pm.
What!!! The Dlist field trip is canceled!??
WTF am I going to do with my Costco box of condoms and bag of roofies???
The good news is that Costco will take anything back no questions asked. In your case, that's probably a VERY good thing. I wouldn't return any rope or work gloves at the same time, though.
The boobs are fake and that's a tummy tuck belly button.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
How much did all of that plastic surgery cost? Enough to pay off a mortgage, perhaps? Or maybe feed her goddamn child army for a year or two?
I hate people who game the system. Makes me all stabby.
*hands Jack a tube sock and a box of Puffs*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
We should have a Dlisted field trip where we can all watch lindsays lifetime shit together, itd be hilarious
Still. I wish I had her body.
Her head looks too big.
Ok - who is "jealous fans" on the loon site ? Lol
Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:42pm.
I just said this on some other thread but she has had an obvious tummy tuck, as well as a (good) boob job and lipo. So thats where all her kids ££ went then.
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Ya CC, that was the week the kids ate Mac & Cheese...with no cheese and no boiled water.
Let's just say there was a LOT of crunching going on that week
I also just realised I've been wearing the same underwear for 2 days and also the Tshirt I slept in last night. So I'll not throw stones at others for being a damn mess.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
What!!! The Dlist field trip is canceled!??
WTF am I going to do with my Costco box of condoms and bag of roofies???
when I saw this on another site, smaller I thought she looked like Padma Lashki, till I enlarged the pic.....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I hate her stubby fingers.
But the rest looks OK I guess.
I just said this on some other thread but she has had an obvious tummy tuck, as well as a (good) boob job and lipo. So thats where all her kids ££ went then.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
This needs to be a Photoshop award cause hometrick looks pretty damn good.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
My eyes!
*takes the lotion from the shelf*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She looks like a Kardashian here...but with more class.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:35pm.
Kill me for saying this, but she looks really good. Especially her boobs. Did she get a lift and/or implants?
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I was thinking the same thing about her boobs. I figured it was just the angle and photoshop, though.
Kill me for saying this, but she looks really good. Especially her boobs. Did she get a lift and/or implants?