Wednesday, June 6th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By OctoMom's Porn Promo Pic

Showing us what a little Wet 'N Wild liquid eyeliner, Playboy pink lipstick, a Topsy Tail, every tool in the Photoshop tool box and an industrial-strength electric tweezer can do, OctoMom strikes a pose on the set of her upcoming fap porn. You probably didn't read any of that sentence, because your eyes are doing exactly what OctoMom's belly button slit is doing: closing shut.

In other Octo news, our Dlisted field trip is canceled! Octo will not shake her leche bags on stage at a Florida strip club after all. I know, that sentence is just dripping with class so you might want to Windex your monitor. Octo canceled her strip club debut, because she thinks the manager and one of the bartenders of the club trash talked her to the local news. The manager and bartender said she was crazy to have that many children, would probably do lap dances for a price and it was only a matter of time before she worked the pole for a check. So basically, Octo pulled out, because the manager said a bunch of truths about her. No, that doesn't make any sense, but I don't think any of us have ever and will ever accuse of Octo of making sense.

Posted by: Michael K


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she looks pretty good in that video

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:23am.

Yay thunder!!!! If it can't be the mavs then go Kevin Durant! a little useless sports factoid it doesn't matter who wins a ring at this point (even when the spurs were still in it) a Texas longhorn alum will win a ring in the NBA finals. Go horns! Go okc
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Kevin Durant=best player in the NBA. I so hope they get the championship. I love underdogs. Especially when they are my favorite team! Go Thunder!

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Mickey you know it!! I'll bring snacks and rain coats! Will you remember the earphones and collars? lololol

♫ School’s Out for Summer! ♫ Woo-hoooo!

Ps. You're a romantic little cow, aren't you? ;D

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:32pm.

''MK, a Dlisted field trip sounds AWESOME, I propose we go to Holland and visit Mickey! She can show us around, play French music on the bus and give everyone a tour of the red light district! *muah*''

This is the best plan evah! You get to ride in the front of the bus! Here's a sneek peek into my playlist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2UhQAhLc2Y

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Holy shit she signed with Wicked? They are rough...

Feel bad for her kids. This woman is irresponsible,. in so many ways.
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C6 back at 12:29
Octomom is tip of iceberg of women making sex pay. No other options. She brings new dimension of horror to the picture. What is happening at home while she's jerking off and posing? Are they in cages? Why haven't the kids been removed by relatives? Forget CPS. Where's family?

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Yay thunder!!!! If it can't be the mavs then go Kevin Durant! a little useless sports factoid it doesn't matter who wins a ring at this point (even when the spurs were still in it) a Texas longhorn alum will win a ring in the NBA finals. Go horns! Go okc!

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:53pm.

I feel like a total bitch mom..cause I took my daughters door off ..cause she dropped out of college and wont get a job..and her boyfriend sleeps here every night ..am I wrong?
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Nope. It's your house. If they don't like it they are 100% free to go somewhere else. Stand your ground.

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Whamo, and they get SOOO mad! hahaha... Almost anything someone says gets them riled up! Jeeze! Get a grip people! Anyway, good you ignore that and just do a new post lol (thereby triggering more clicking again) LMAO

*Giggles at GG, saying life sucks and her avie being all "AW SHUCKS!"* ;P

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Whamo's picture

@ GG, I was going to say exactly that:)

Next you'll be turning the heat down and saying "if you're cold put a sweater on"

Ahhh.....You've done that already haven't you! Lol!

crazyinjapan's picture

Nite, GG. You have my sympathy.

Gardening Girl's picture

Nite folks...team lost, life sucks.

crazyinjapan's picture

The Thunder came back from behind and won the playoff against the Spurs! Now they are going to be in the finals for the first time! Yay OKC!!!

Whamo's picture

@ Reason, I don't even bother with the thumbs, they're going to thumb me down no matter what I say so if I have a good one I'll cut and paste it so they have to read it a few times and it stays up a little longer :). It just makes it easier for non loons to see what was pissing them off lol!!

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Hahahaha! Wham, it's funny how we do turn into our parents.

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kittymuffin, the boyfriend is a cop? I thought he was a surfer or something!!! So he has a job then? Then see if someone can't help you get her a job! Happens when someone lives at home there's no incentive to make money and if you work, no incentive to save. Vicious circle that is! If he's a cop get him to help convince her, Kitty!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:55am.

We told him our house, our rules - you dont like it "get the fuck out".
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Mom, is that you!? Lol :P

WithinReason...'s picture

PHM, ITA, I think it's just people they don't know. Click click click. Normal people could unclick a post to show it and back the swarm comes click click click - what a waste of time... but it keeps them there so Jared must be happy! Bet it gives them a thrill to get attention! LOL! ;)

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And dont spend a penny on her. No new clothes,shoes anything. I went thru something like that with my oldest. He didnt want to do anyting after high school. He knew the rules college or get your ass a job. We took the xbox away since WE PAID FOR IT. We told him our house, our rules - you dont like it "get the fuck out". He's in school and has a job.

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Whamo, don't know how you find the stamina, hehe it's like non-stop clicking over there. Have you noticed numbers of likes/dislikes keep changing? It's as if, people keep going down the list clicking and then someone coming along and clicking the opposite lollol *insert eeevil laugh here* Round the clock. It's nuts, I'm glad MK, doesn't bother with all that! lol ;p

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:28am.

I don't know either. I posted 3 times as YeahOkay and they got more upset when I posted about Angelina than when I posted about them being mental cases. I guess the thumbs up or down makes them feel super important in their otherwise meaningless life. I could never waste as much energy on a website as those loons do.

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Kittymuffin, even better. Embarrass him in front of the other cops then. Its your home - he has to obey your wishes if you want him to leave.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:09am.

kittymuffin, toss the boy out! If he wont leave call the cops and have them remove him from your property.

He is a cop

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:23am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:08am.
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Whamo we're seeing this whole new side to ya! I LIKE IT! *still prefer this one but LMAO what you all get up to!*
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Aww Reason don't worry sweetie I am "this one" I just LOVE yankin their chains that's all. Like I said they made it personal attacking me long ago so they don't get "this" Whamo they get the asshole one that revels in pushing the loon button hehehehehe!!!! :P

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The Thunder came back from behind and won the playoff against the Spurs! Now they are going to be in the finals for the first time! Yay OKC!!!

*trips in off $7 p.noir, WHAT I CAN'T MANAGE WEDNESDAYS, OKAY?!

Hey all. How's everyone? Problems? Preach. Can't. Just, you all know any and all probls will pass. {{hugs; pinches; sips of vino, whatever gets you guys by}}

Re: that OP banner pic of octo, just no. H.a.t.e. She makes me ill. And damnit if that dumb bitch doesn't realize that all her 41 kids are not going to see her poor decisions and fked up photo ops and bullshit words. Fking damn detest that delusional freak. *trips on the way out; gnite/gmorn all. Happy Thursday, for what it is worth.

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PrettyHateMachine, they're strange over there, with their up/down thumbs at the oddest things! You expand to see and it makes no sense what they hide and what they don't... least not to me!

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Kittymuffin, did you ever meet his parents? Just check below, at previous reply.

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I'd say that both Dlisted and JustJared are way up in hits this week with all the back & fourth rivalry. The only thing different is that the loons are afraid to post here because they can't handle the truth. Obviously.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:08am.
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Whamo we're seeing this whole new side to ya! I LIKE IT! *still prefer this one but LMAO what you all get up to!*

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Thanks kittymuffin. I agree, TOSS THE BOYFRIEND!

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kittymuffin's picture

Thanks Paquita, I hope things go well for you.. love is love no matter what

Gardening Girl's picture

Hockeyfan, Im back...wif my tail between my legs and my buzz gone. :(

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Good morning GG. I had to turn that shit off, I was so angry- it's not the Kings' fault I'm mad. I just think the reffing has been pathetic. Glad the devils pulled it in spite of the refs. If the kings win it's bc they're the better team- they certainly are in this series- but the refs have been abiminable. Simply horrendous. Who calls a boarding penalty in a 1-0 cuip final game in the thirs period? Atrocious.

Gardening Girl's picture

kittymuffin, toss the boy out! If he wont leave call the cops and have them remove him from your property.

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i am just glad, on a personal level, that at least one of those porn people who is grooming this whore for her sex trade life, told her, bitch your eye-brows make you look like fucked.. pluck that shit

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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:32pm.

PT is the worse... Who died and put her in charge of ALL the Holie/Pitiful post?

I just have to laugh at the fact that they can not wrap their pea brain around the fact that we are not Aniston fans, we are laughing our asses off at their insanity!
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I called her Jabba the Hutt and now PT "the Virgin" Hutt and stripped her of her "Queen of the Board". duties for lying and failing to prove to her faith full followers that I was a name changer. I told her to "stand down, you are relived of your duties". Bawahaaaa!!! They tried by going through two years of my posts here, spent hours in Det Latoya school only to realize they were wrong. Now that she realized she was wrong she can't admit it and tried to say it was just to piss me off. So I told her "say your sorry for calling me names" with all the great indignation I could muster LMFAO she didn't like that too much!
She is the oh so wise fearless leader doling out sage advice on anything and everything. They are all afraid to disagree with her and she spends hours and DAYS coming up with the most obscure details on the J/Ps, shit like what flight number they are on and what time they land...where ever.
She is by far my favorite target:P. Because she's a smug little cunt that HATES being wrong.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:53pm.
I feel like a total bitch mom..cause I took my daughters door off ..cause she dropped out of college and wont get a job..and her boyfriend sleeps here every night ..am I wrong?

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Hi Kittymuffin! I dunno if it will work but at least they'll know you are not happy with the situation! Must be so frustrating trying to get a reaction from her meantime this boy's a major distraction. Have you checked around with people you know to see if someone will hire her? Just to get her started? So sorry you're going through that! Did you ever meet the guy's parents?

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No kittymuffin, I think you should make her get a job and keep that door off.

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I feel like a total bitch mom..cause I took my daughters door off ..cause she dropped out of college and wont get a job..and her boyfriend sleeps here every night ..am I wrong?

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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:35pm.

thank you, Dallas. but, the others and I just walk in the footsteps of masters -- you, Whamo and Tamsin are just sooooooooooo inspiring . . . ;-)

p.s. needs more cowbell over there tonight, people . . .

ETA: yeah, let's just say i had no problem figuring out who "Passing Poop" was lol

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:32pm.

Foxxy, thank you! You, Whamo, Hekki and others have really twisted the loons panties. Seriously! I absolutely love watching them break into a sweat trying to defend Holie and Pitiful. The really sad part is, there are only a handful of them and they are there every day, all day long. I can only imagine what there trailer life is like... I mean, is it a double wide, like the renter?

PT is the worse... Who died and put her in charge of ALL the Holie/Pitiful post?

I just have to laugh at the fact that they can not wrap their pea brain around the fact that we are not Aniston fans, we are laughing our asses off at their insanity!

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:56pm.
Watching The Expendables for the first time.
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It sucked giant donkey balls. It's one thing to have all those guys in it but I found all they were doing was some silly tongue in cheek "hey look at me I know I use to be someone and I know this is stupid but I want you to know I know it's stupid" BS send up of their former selves....Geeeezuzzz...I'm not sure if that made any more sense than that actual movie lol...anyway it blew dead bears...:)

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All right, I am going to pee on everyone's parade here -- well, at least on Gardening Girl's. Goddammit if the refs just want to give the Cup to the Kings, just quit wasting everyone's time and fucking do it. I normally don't complain about refereeing in any case bc it's a shitty job, but fuck them. They obviously want the Kings to win. The Devils score and two seconds later Clarkson is called for a bullshit BOARDING penalty?? Are you fucking kidding me?
The refs in this series can suck my left one.
*Hops off soapbox, hugs GG, goes and pouts in a corner*

WithinReason...'s picture

Aww Paquita, that's sad, especially if you're good with each other ;( It probably weighs very hard on him too, don't give up! Hope you can talk it out more and find some middle ground!

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Bacon doing great! How about you? Gotta do something if your feeling just fair to moderate though! Not had any cured meats today? Cheer up bacony! Doesn't poor Octo's predicament make you laugh any? *it shouldn't* but if her porn vid outsells KK's *it won't* that would be HILARIOUS!

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Watching The Expendables for the first time.

I thought it'd be so-bad-it's-good, but it's just... crap.

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The Spurs are ahead. :( I HATE YOU TONY PARKER!