Night Crumbs

June 6, 2012 / Posted by:

If we didn’t know Drew Barrymore was knocked up (since she’s never told us, rude!), this picture would look like the photographer caught her and her new husband having an intimate “pushing the gas out” moment – ICYDK

I was expecting Miley Cyrus’ engagement ring to be made out of squirrel bones and a mood stone – Lainey Gossip 

Charlie Sheen has a foot fetish, wants to bone Denise Richards again and looks like something you’d find passed out in the last stall in the Port Authority men’s bathroom – The Superficial 

Cut to 15 years from now when Channing Tatum’s career has dried up and he has to pay his mortgage by twerking his ass cheeks in a Chippendales show: “It’s good to be back!” Towleroad

Tammy Lynn Michaels IS getting money, bitch – Celebitchy

Oh, AnnaLynne McCord is just sucking on a popsicle in a bikini while at the beach by herself and no this isn’t a completely staged and set up photo op – Hollywood Tuna

Three seconds after this picture was taken, a bird flew by and Christian Bale bitched it out for ruining his fucking shot – The Berry 

Kate Upton giving us “young Anna Nicole Smith” glamour. Oh yeah, and she’s also giving us a whole lot of chiiiiiiiichiiiiis – Popoholic

How many times do you think a ho was like, “Oh, that bag has her name on it!” – IDLYITW

If you close your eyes tight and massage a mound of dough while listening to this video, you’ll know how John Travolta’s massage therapist feels – OMG Blog

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and his piece of the moment go bike riding in NYC – Popsugar

Madge really needs to stop letting Baby Brahim pick out her clothes – Just Jared

And I’m sure there’s a bidet right next to Justin Bieber’s potty training toilet – Celebslam

I’m sure Sheree has a dirt patch Kim Zolciak can stay on for a while – Crunk + Disorderly

That is one fancy looking pacifier – SOW

Jennifer Aniston is a plushie – Cityrag

Reading this as Kim Kardashian puts make up on her no-no” makes more sense – Hollywood Rag

As Arnold Schwarzenegger would say, “Sheryl Crow had a tumaaaaaaaaah” I’m Not Obsessed

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