Jim Carrey Abandoned Jenny McCarthy's Son, So Says Jenny McCarthy (UPDATE: Jim Responds!)
Autism whisperer Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey humped on each other for 5 years and during that time he formed a relationship with her now 10-year-old son Evan. Since they broke up over 2 years ago, Jim hasn't called or visited Evan at all. Evan regularly tells Jenny that he misses Jim. Instead of calling Jim up to tell him to wave at Evan on Skype or some shit, Jenny put him on blast while promoting her newest shit show Love in the Wild on Howard Stern. Jenny told Howard that she hasn't actually talked to Jim, but she has gone through various "channels" to try to talk to him. What I think she means by that is that she sat in front of the TV, channel surfed until she landed on a channel playing Ace Ventura and then used her Indigo powers to send him a message through the screen. That's what she means. This is what Jenny told Howard (via UsWeekly) about Jim walking out on her son:
"I've tried to ask [Jim] numerous times [to see Evan], because my son still asks. I haven't [reached out directly] . . . I think that sometimes people need to take a real break from each other. But I still love him. I think you can love people from a distance and respect him. But as a mother, you just hope when you have a relationship with someone, it has nothing to do with the child when you break up.
I tell [Evan] that someday you'll cross paths, meet again, [but] it's hard. He's been in therapy. It's a process, he's working on it."
Would it be nice for Jim to visit Evan every now and again? Sure. Was it a dick move for Jenny to paint Jim as a heartless, child-hating shit bag when she hasn't even tried to contact him herself? Definitely. But we don't know the whole story. It could be complicated. But instead of using her son to get to Jim Carrey, Jenny should do what most hos do when they want to see Jim Carrey. Bitch should just put an Emma Stone cardboard cutout in her backyard and wait until Jim shows up. He will!
UPDATE: Jim issued a statement to TMZ where he made it clear that he doesn't see Evan anymore and also made it clear that Jenny needs to learn a little thing called STFU. Jim said, "I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan's well being. It's unfortunate that Evan's privacy is not being considered. I love Evan very much and will miss him always."
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I used to really like her before the whole autism thing. I think she gives parents false hope and she's a liar. You CAN'T cure autism. You can tell her son is still autistic in pictures by the way he holds his hands (if you're familiar with autism, you'll know what I mean) and his lack of eye contact.
I'll never feel sorry for this bitch about ANYTHING after all the shit she's said about vaccines. Even worse is that she goes on and spouts bullshit about how she cured her son's Autism. BITCH, PLEASE. Way to manipulate parents with autistic children into thinking if they do this-and-that-procedure made up by some crack pot doctor, they can have a "normal" child, instead of encouraging them to find joy in having a child who views the world in such a different and often wonderful way.
I feel bad for her son for having such an asshole for a mother.
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Louise -- oh, look at you -- you're young, Louise! I always thought you were at least 40, just because you seem so mature (that's a compliment). BTW, I'm 47 (yep, I be old). Yeah, I think she's older than 39, too. I was thinking she was at least 41 or so.
In the words of that great sage, Cher's dad in Clueless "you divorce wives. Not children".
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Submitted by surely on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 4:01pm.
Bio dad is the blonde nerd from Weird Science. Yup.
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You are correct, he played Gary... BUT, he's the one from the USA Network's spin off of the movie... not Anthony Michael Hall who played Gary in the movie... just clarifying.
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Yeah, I edited it so there wasn't confusion:)
Who effing cares.
Sheesh, is she for real? Boo hoo Jim Carey does not call. Count your blessings.
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The bio dad played "Gary" in the TV spin off of Weird Science. NOT the actual movie.
Hopefully she doesn't talk about this all the time in front of her son.
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Bio dad is the blonde nerd from Weird Science (the show, not the movie.) Yup.
I call bs on trying to contact Jim C... She could have tweeted about it long ago like every other ass wipe in Hollywood does...
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That's odd because I read that he provided $$$$ to her son in a trust fund and provided for her as well as part of the breakup.
It's in bad taste to diss publicity about a man who gave your son (not his son) a small fortune.
Jenny deserves the cold shoulder even more now.
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I hate women who expect their boyfriends to play daddy to their kids. If he wanted to be your kid's dad, he would have married your sorry ass. Just because he sticks his dick in your cooch, does not make him your kid's current daddy.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:34pm.
Yes! She worked at Joe Bailey's on the south side and everyone down there has a story about her. I call into question her alleged age of 39, as well. I'm 36 and a girl I used to know went to Mother McAuley high school (where Jenny went) and graduated the same year I did. Jenny was already graduated when my friend started, which would make her at least 4-5 years older then us.
I can't stand this bitch. The day I take any sort of advice from a woman who gleefully admits to picking her nose in public and has been photographed for ad campaigns sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles, I want to be shot in the head.
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I can't stand this stupid twat, with her big chin & huge forehead, cheap-looking, stupid bitch. And don't get me started on the vaccine thing. If she didn't introduce her kid to every piece she "dates" (fucks) as his new uncle she wouldn't have this problem now, would she? Ungrateful whore should just walk away with the $25 million Carrey gave her and be grateful for that. And this kid isn't even Carrey's!!! This kid has his own biological father -- what the fuck does she expect??? Now she's flapping her big yap now that she has something to promote.
Louise -- she was flashing her tits before she posed for Playboy? Why am I surprised by that? Once a whore, always a whore, right? Urlacher shoud run to the local free clinic and make sure Jenny didn't infect him with her vast collection of STDs. And yeah, his performance for the Bears this year will likely suck because of her nasty ass, the stupid cunt.
So SHE couldn't maintain an amicable relationship with an ex-boyfriend to the point where she can't reach out directly to him regarding her child?
Shut the fuck UP, Jenny. So sorry the world doesn't revolve around you and your child. If it's so important to you, YOU should be the one to mend the fence. Maybe you're so fucking insufferable he doesn't want to be within a pole's length of your annoying ass.
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[what's] with [all] the [brackets?]
I [don't] get [it].
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Wh-why, Jenny? Fucking seriously, girl. Blasting your son's struggle, if it's true, to promote your new show. I'm sure Jim's just running to the phone right now....
*rolls eyes* Low.
Jenny McCarthy is back talking about sex and hosting dating shows and sticking her tongue out.
Welcome home, Jenny - I'm glad your silly activist-my-son-is-a-cystal-child-oh-shit-no-I-mean-he-has-autsim phase is over.
Your job is showing your fake tits and making lame faces. Work it gurl!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:06pm.
You WOULD like Rose! hahahahhahaha.
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hahahahaa!! WHATEVER! there was just something about her. idk.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:06pm.
They were together for 5 years? he really is a cocksucker for not seeing the boy again - in addition to the millions other reasons why he is a cocksucker.
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Yeah, I almost side with her for that reason. They were together for half of the kid's life. The relationship was more than just a fling.
But I have friends of both sexes who are/have been on the other side of the equation. If the break-up was really painful, or the ex is spiteful and vindictive (or crazy), trying to see their children can be very problematic.
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Like MK said, would it be nice if Jim contacted the kid? Sure. Jim did spend five years with her and her kid... BUT THIS KID ALREADY HAS A FATHER. If my D-list celebrity knowledge serves me correct, she was married to the father of her child.
She's a scumbag for airing this in public instead of contacting him directly and I sincerely doubt she's made any effort to stay in touch with Jim's daughter.
I hate this bitch. I wish she would stop pretending she has a M.D. and STFU about vaccines.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:06pm.
You WOULD like Rose! hahahahhahaha.
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Jim is not the boy's dad. Maybe she can talk with her son that Jim isn't coming around anymore. Problem solved. Jim isn't obligated to hang out with Evan.
She sucks anyway.
Reading this post gave me autism.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Karl J. Anglin
Jim Carrey is not Evan's REAL father
Jenny should be reaching out to him!
Jenny just get over Jim... How good could the peen have been?!!!!! Oh wait... this is about promoting her new show? Aww, screw them all then! ;p
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This is an unfortunate situation for the child, but Jenny can't expect Jim to be a father to a child that is not his with a woman who is not his partner.
People will say anything when they have something to promote.
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Classy as ever, Jenny.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:06pm.
They were together for 5 years?
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Wow. I missed that bit. Puts a different slant on things.
Louise, i knew you would because you KNOW it's true!
lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Match made in forehead hell.
MJT - I was seriously crying I was laughing so hard. LOVE that site.
LMAO @ Foxxy Brown!
Is it common for exes to keep in touch with the kids of their exes? I don't think so.
They were together for 5 years? he really is a cocksucker for not seeing the boy again - in addition to the millions other reasons why he is a cocksucker.
she was SO smokin hot on 2 1/2 Men... hottest chick Charlie was with... [other than Rose]
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What a stupid b!tch!! And I bet she's forcing Urlacher to be Evan's daddy now. Poor kid must be so confused :(
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I agree with a lot of other posters here. It's probably not the best idea to introduce your children to your latest piece or to even date until the kid is 18 and out of the house. I know most people don't think that's realistic, but a lot of kids are messed up enough from a divorce or their parent moving out without adding a new man/woman into the picture and then having them leave too.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:03pm.
That site is hilarious.
I have to go buy lunch cause I dropped my company provided lunch on the floor today. I only got 1 bite. When I went back for more all they had left was a cucumber salad. *hungryblondeface*
I wonder if MK is gonna write about that teen mom trick going to jail.
Ontopic: still annoyed with her.
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not that i care, but where's the kid's bio dad?
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Whatever.
*goes back to reading "texts from dog"*
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 2:57pm
"And another thing- if Urlacher sucks this season, I am so thanking you."
Love,
Jay Cutler
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I used to love her. Now everything out of her mouth annoys the shit out of me. STFU. Go back to doing something funny and hot. THANKS.
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Submitted by softness1 on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 2:44pm.
Thank you for helping me fall so deeply in love with her.
*rips down Pamela Anderson poster above bed*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
[STOP] using your [already overwhelmed] kid to get attention from the media and Jim Carrey [YOU STUPID BABBLING BITCH]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 2:55pm.
I was sad when they broke up because they seemed like the perfect couple: They're two people who annoy me in exactly the same way.
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I was sad when they broke up because it broke the quarantine. As long as the two of them were together, they couldn't rush out and bring their crazy to other people.
And another thing- if Urlacher sucks this season, we are so blaming you.
I was sad when they broke up because they seemed like the perfect couple: They're two people who annoy me in exactly the same way.
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