Who Made The Hos Salivate More?
The men all paused when Seth Meyers walked into the room at last night's CFDA Awards in NYC wearing the "slutty, preppy pilgrim in mourning" look Marc Jacobs wore to the Met Ball last month. We've got a good old-fashioned fashion off! Bitches, take your corners and get ready to strut to the death.
Marc Jacobs: Marc gets a grand total of zero points, because even if he's giving sass, he ruined the whole look with those blinding white boxers. Unless he's wearing piss-catching panties underneath those boxers, imagine all the shaking he had to do at the urinal to keep his peen from leaking on those shorts. VPS (visible piss stains) bring out the Kardashians and nobody wants that.
Seth Meyers: Seth gets all the points, because he did this as a joke and even if he didn't do it as a joke, he has the nipples to pull it off.
So Seth Meyers wins! Now can we drop that entire tragic ensemble into Anna Wintour's witch cauldron so we don't have to ever see it again?
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@Tigerlilly
Seth is a writer for SNL and does the Weekend Update skits for the show. Cute+funny=bend me over and do me until my eyes water. *wiggling eyebrows*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Strut strut strut that a-yass Seth!!!
I love Marc Jacobs crazy ass even though I hate so many of his designs. This Seth person I've never heard of...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hahahahahahahahaha
Seth Meyers reminds me of a co-worker of mine. He looks just like him.
Seth is, was, and always will be boneworthy in this horz book.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
those undies don't come in black? tacky.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Marc Jacobs' fashion "innovations" remind me of my 3-year-old niece Margaret. Except it's cool when Margaret wears wack shit because, you know, she's 3.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Seth Myers could totally get it from me.