Who Made The Hos Salivate More?

June 5, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

The men all paused when Seth Meyers walked into the room at last night’s CFDA Awards in NYC wearing the “slutty, preppy pilgrim in mourning” look Marc Jacobs wore to the Met Ball last month. We’ve got a good old-fashioned fashion off! Bitches, take your corners and get ready to strut to the death.

Marc Jacobs: Marc gets a grand total of zero points, because even if he’s giving sass, he ruined the whole look with those blinding white boxers. Unless he’s wearing piss-catching panties underneath those boxers, imagine all the shaking he had to do at the urinal to keep his peen from leaking on those shorts. VPS (visible piss stains) bring out the Kardashians and nobody wants that.

Seth Meyers: Seth gets all the points, because he did this as a joke and even if he didn’t do it as a joke, he has the nipples to pull it off.

So Seth Meyers wins! Now can we drop that entire tragic ensemble into Anna Wintour’s witch cauldron so we don’t have to ever see it again?

Tags: Marc Jacobs, Seth Meyers, Struttin' That Ass

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