Who Made The Hos Salivate More?
The men all paused when Seth Meyers walked into the room at last night's CFDA Awards in NYC wearing the "slutty, preppy pilgrim in mourning" look Marc Jacobs wore to the Met Ball last month. We've got a good old-fashioned fashion off! Bitches, take your corners and get ready to strut to the death.
Marc Jacobs: Marc gets a grand total of zero points, because even if he's giving sass, he ruined the whole look with those blinding white boxers. Unless he's wearing piss-catching panties underneath those boxers, imagine all the shaking he had to do at the urinal to keep his peen from leaking on those shorts. VPS (visible piss stains) bring out the Kardashians and nobody wants that.
Seth Meyers: Seth gets all the points, because he did this as a joke and even if he didn't do it as a joke, he has the nipples to pull it off.
So Seth Meyers wins! Now can we drop that entire tragic ensemble into Anna Wintour's witch cauldron so we don't have to ever see it again?
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I don't like his leprechaun shoes
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Submitted by the original be... on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:33pm.
WTF with the Little Lord Fauntleroy shoes.
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Pretty sure that's what he wore when he stepped off the Gayflower on Plymouth Rock.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
WTF with the Little Lord Fauntleroy shoes.
Its so crazy its cool! Err....no.
Mark Jacobs certainly gets a lot of miles (standish - look a pilgrim pun) out of those fug bedazzled pilgrim shoes. I really wish he would burn those crappy things at the stake.
Shouldn't his company try to do something. This could impact his brand.
Marc doesn't look like a kooky designer, he looks bonkers - how is that a "look"?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
MOIST...Seth!!
My legs click twice!
Aww I love Seth!
Which magazine is gonna have them in their 'who wore it better' section with a black bar across their faces?
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pigger_than_life, It sold out huh!? Now, imagine arriving somewhere with someone else wearing that little number too? lol See-through mesh, AH-YESS! I agree Seth wore it well, but would he wear it OUTSIDE like MJ? *ya probably would* ;)
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Since when are Pilgrim Shoes in style??
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...I share a birthday with MK...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 1:25am.
Seth's looks a bit shorter (but it's a knockoff isn't it?)
The lace pattern is so similar it looks like the real thing, though apparently this cute Comme des Garçons number (from their men's collection) was sold out after Marc wore it...
In any case, ironically it looks more "real" and much less of a joke on Seth, probably because he's less fashion conscious and more... um... masculine.
That said, even if I don't like the look I respect Marc for wearing this fugness (specially the shoes are dreadful!). Men in dresses? Yeah, so? This is 2012, folks!
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"The men all pause!" Lmfao! Once again MK, you are brilliant.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
oh dave, do you mean Seth? Or Marc? Seth's looks a bit shorter (but it's a knockoff isn't it?)
I dunno, the first time I saw this ensemble I nearly puked but he has a big smile on his face and doesn't care so I can't hate any more *even though it's ridic* ;)
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within reason, it looks like he was too high to draw a pair of pants so he just made the shirt long and let it go.
The only thing better than this is if he could manage to show up where Marc Jacobs is dressed identically. This shirt is better then the one he made that looked like a long polo shirt from Mervyn's but the whole idea... it's bad.
Marc's look is kinda growing on me, *scrubs eyes out* mostly because he's doing it in earnest! Yes, this is completely random and odd, not hot all, but hey... somehow it's exactly him! hehehhe ☼☺☼☺☼;)
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Hey @marcjacobs. Quit trying to make the pilgrim shoes happen.
Marc Jacobs is totally a never-nude.
Well, Marc looks like a less sexy Kate Middleton with HUGE white briefs! Lucky he's got a porn piece because this is not mouth watering Marc and you'd never get laid otherwise! Try again with a banana sling! hahaha
Ya, Seth's not bad... ;P
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:11pm.
agirl: you left out the most essential part of the story! What were you wearing?!
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IIRC I was wearing a black maxi dress, nothing special. But I like to think he would have given me the stink eye even if I were dressed to kill, just for being me.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:08pm.
wow, I haven't dp'd in a while!
*side eyes everyone in the thread*
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DP, eh? you naughty ho...
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It was accidental!
Why would anyone find this the least bit thrilling, entertaining, stimulating, titulating?
Have the gays lost all their sense of style?
He's just really starting to freak me out....
He's too flat chested to pull off the see through.
*warning* girls, don't let gay men dress you. EVER.
Too funny! Looks cheap on both men. Seth has a nice bod under there!!
Marc seems the type to throw a bit shade everywhere he goes like a grey cloud. What a depressing old fart.
@Hekki
Hey there!
I'm planning on picking up the goods tomorrow! The swelling and bruising got A LOT worse in the 24-48 hours after. Being that I scare my own self when near a bathroom mirror, I didn't want to inflict myself on the general public! *shaking head* Playing around with make-up magic tonight, and will get there tomorrow regardless. I've read some great things about the product and look forward to using it!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Marc looks like a Keebler Elf hatched from a LEGG'S pantyhose egg.
agirl: you left out the most essential part of the story! What were you wearing?!
Tiger: good to see you. And manimal.
BaconSlut: how's your bruise? Didja get the green stuff?
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:00pm.
Marc Jacobs' fashion "innovations" remind me of my 3-year-old niece Margaret. Except it's cool when Margaret wears wack shit because, you know, she's 3.
hahaha
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Please: It's "rahnday."
*punch* *trip* *point*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Seth Wins!
I read, "because even if he's giving sass" as "because even if he's giving ass" *blushes*
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I hear you Tigerlilly, I did the same thing.
Xoxox
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:24pm.
Seth wins this one.
And hello to Tigerlilly! I thought you were captured and sent to some breeding facility. Good to see you out and about.
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Naw, whore, I just had to get me a night job...Everbody want my money up in here....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Seth wins this one.
And hello to Tigerlilly! I thought you were captured and sent to some breeding facility. Good to see you out and about.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:08pm.
wow, I haven't dp'd in a while!
*side eyes everyone in the thread*
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DP, eh? you naughty ho...
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HAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!
I love Seth.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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wow, I haven't dp'd in a while!
*side eyes everyone in the thread*
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:00pm.
Marc Jacobs' fashion "innovations" remind me of my 3-year-old niece Margaret. Except it's cool when Margaret wears wack shit because, you know, she's 3.
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TEAM MARGARET
I know I've mentioned this before, but on a wonderful fall evening last year, Marc Jacobs threw some shade at me, yes ME, just for a moment.
He was walking out of a building in Soho as I walked past and gave me a quick "who farted?" look before turning and walking down the street in front of me.
I swooned like a little girl, of course. It was exquisite.
He was wearing a short sleeve shirt and had all these tattoos, a tight little body (he is short) and walks kind of on his toes.
And that's my story.
In other news, and despite what I just wrote above, I would give Seth Meyers some any day of the week, no matter what he may be wearing or not wearing. Come and get it Seth!
The last time I saw buckles on shoes (OK, boots to be exact) was when I was watching Adam Ant's Puss In Boots video.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:15pm.
*pets tiger head*... *scratches tiger belly*...
what?... that's it... i just wanted some tiger action... haven't seen her in a bit.
OT: i should read the post before, but i just saw Tigerlilly's name pop up on the side dealy, and i lost track... damn my short attention span!
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ESE!!!! Gimme some sugar babe! *purses tiger lips*...*plans to slip ESE some tiger tongue*...You know you want summadat, bitch....Don't front.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Don't know who this Seth Myers is, but he has a cute smile!
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:16pm.
@Tigerlilly
Totally understandable. Not much on the boob tube that's worth watching these days!
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Are you kidding me? I LOVE tv! That's my problem. Trash assed tv is my crack. If I had a tv, I totally would have canceled anything I had going on to see Kim take off her wig in real time (no reruns for me. GOTTA SEE IT NOW) on "Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding"...and no, I'm not kidding...
Ages ago, when the OJ verdict came in, I had to ditch my hair appointment so's I could sit at home and watch that shit live. Yeah, no...
I'm not the snobbish bookish intellectual who poo-poo's tv. Hell to the naw! I'm a Neilsen wet dream come true! Only I decided to cock block that shit for my own good. Now I only see tv at other peep's houses...and it's like pulling teeth to pry my tiger ass off they couches too...Word.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Looks like there's enough asinine for everyone who wants it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:15pm.
*pets tiger head*... *scratches tiger belly*...
what?... that's it... i just wanted some tiger action... haven't seen her in a bit.
OT: i should read the post before, but i just saw Tigerlilly's name pop up on the side dealy, and i lost track... damn my short attention span!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
The Plymouth Rock bling is great. I sooo want them but only if my custom orthotics will fit in them. I really am hoping this lacy look catches on because I know they sell this fabric at Jo-ann's for $2 a yard, I can whip one up in a flash!
Wow, what a great audience.
@Tigerlilly
Totally understandable. Not much on the boob tube that's worth watching these days!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Sandal versions of pilgrim shoes will be available in Neiman Marcus, Saks and Bloomies next week for hipster styling during the summer. Provincetown, Park Slope and Cobble Hill will see real men sporting the Buckle Look in stylish flip flops.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:09pm.
@Tigerlilly
Seth is a writer for SNL and does the Weekend Update skits for the show. Cute+funny=bend me over and do me until my eyes water. *wiggling eyebrows*
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Oh Ok. I haven't had a tv since 2007 and the last time I watched SNL, it was interrupted to announce the death of Princess Diana, so I guess that clears that up, eh? (and no, I'm not joking)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...