Scout Willis Arrested For Underage Boozing
Scout Willis, the middle spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, learned the hard way that the next time she wants a quick afternoon buzz, she should probably get into her mom's stash of whip-its and huff at home. Because while drinking a "Pakistani beer" (that is a highly important fact for this highly important story, obviously) in Manhattan's Union Square last night, a cop came up to her and asked for her ID. 20-year-old Scout gets the Dumb Bitch of the Day tag, because instead of chin-ing the officer in the nose before disappearing into the sewers, she handed over a fake ID belonging to someone named Katharine Kelly. It's sad that this Ore-Rida brand ho's parents never taught her to only use a fake ID to get into bars, buy cigarettes and to get a job in the porn industry. Don't give that shit to a cop!
The NYDN says that after Scout, who's a student Brown University, gave the cop a fake ID, he realized it wasn't her (I wonder why?) and questioned her ass. Scout then confessed to being 20-year-old Scout Willis and brought her real California ID out. The cop immediately arrested her ass and took her in. Scout was charged with criminal impersonation and breaking the open container law, and released a couple of hours later without bail. She'll have to answer to the charges in court on July 31st.
Arresting a 20-year-old sipping on a beer is stupid and a waste of time, and that cop's theme song is obviously "Cold As Ice." If he had a heart, he would've gone into the nearest liquor store, bought a jumbo size bottle of the strongest shit in there and handed it over to Scout, because if anybody needs a serious drink it's one of Bruce and Demi's daughters. That being said, the next time Scout tries to use a fake ID, she should make sure it belongs to a Moai.
(Picture via Pacific Coast News)
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M.E., oh ok, I thought Mowgli found some new friends more his own age, emotionally
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
boston cream pie?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:21pm.
Enormous challenge no matter how skilled the surgeon. They just need to order three "Chaz specials," get the bulk discount, and call it a day.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:13pm.
Why was it a Pakistani beer?
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She joined Al-Queda
in the NYDN article it says she's an 'aspiring singer'. She'll be dropping out of Brown soon to "devote more time to her music career"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:22pm.
I think the one in the middle is either trying to set someone on fire with her mind or knife the photographer.
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Ok, Scout and Rumor got beat to death with the ugly stick. Same long, wide face with features all jumbled together in one location where as Tallulah (?) WTFever her name is MAY just escape the Willis curse, but she looks like an evil little thing.
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Yes Tallulah the fire starter looks like she might have a chance...at burning a hole through your soul with that evil stare!!!
Jennifer Aniston would never be caught dead drinking on a subway as she is the epitome of class and grace.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I would score a 300 if I could only bowl a game with this head...what a beauty....
Sweet Potato Squash.Summer Squash, Turban Squash, Kumbucha Squash?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:24pm.
bwahahahaha! Just saw your post, great minds! Shit was funny!
MahatMaCoat FLYERS! ME TOO! I actually sent one of my copies of The Passage to East End Girl today but before I did I started reading it AGAIN and I was immediatly caught back up in the story and itching for The Twelve to come out!I believe it's Oct 12 here too!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
My gawd that Bruce Willis throws off some fug when he breeds. What was it that some whore said here before? 2x4 features on a 8x10 face? something like that..
All three of those girls are complete bow-wows ... why do fuglies like them put themselves through the humiliation of public appearances? (yes, I know this was an arrest, but this pooch is a red carpet regular when she's not pretending to be a coed). Someone should convince these fugs to move into a basement somewhere and live out their lives there never seeing the light of day again for the greater good of all humanity
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Someone on here ages ago said that Rumer had a 4x6 face on an 8x10 head. Or something like that--- anyway, it still cracks me up.
Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:17pm.
I will say that she has gorgeous, intense eyes. But what I don't get is the dressing like a hipster hobos all the time. And what do they have against bras????
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/8wWdZvXiYh7/Rumer+Tallulah+Willis+Go+Shop...
I think it's a gene-thing Joe. It sure looks like Bruce has the dominant ones. Some kids come out the clone of either their mother or father. My daughter looks exactly like me, my son is a combo.
OMG it's Bruce with a wig on. The moai killed me, you're bril MK..haha
On the going to Brown thing, well I'm sure it didn't hurt her application when she wrote down who her parents were, plus money buys you everything these days, even a ticket into Brown. Although for argument sake, she may have a whole other brain stored in that chin.
Submitted by fauve on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:02pm.
Maybe they just need the hormone shots to soften up the features. Well, that and get about a foot or two shaved from their chins, and they could be attractive. Ish.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:41pm.
Goddamn this one's even worse than Tater Salad Head...Butternut Squash Head? Albino Eggplant Head?
hahahaha... she MUST have a nickname hmm...
Watermelon, Spaghetti Squash, Pumpkin, Durian Fruit,
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:17pm.
LOL Hekki, I got busted for drinking a beer in the subway before,(cuz I'm lowbrow like that)
Sorry Snowpiece, I know this is off topic, but i noticed your Avi and I am on absolute tenterhooks waiting for The Twelve to arrive - October 12 in the UK apparently? I am still disturbed by the first book. So incredibly heart rending.
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Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe - Tallulah always does that damn Olsen pout. Erggh! What do they have against smiling and showing some teeth.
It would be one thing if Tallulah had Steve Buscemi teeth or something, but in this recent shot of her, that doesn't appear to be the case:
http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/willis030812_X17/willis0...
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Wow. She actually looks quite pretty there. She seems to have escaped the curse of the Willis jaw. How come none of them look like Demi? I know she's had work done but she doesn't look *that* different now. (Does she?)
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LOL Hekki, I got busted for drinking a beer in the subway before,(cuz I'm lowbrow like that)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by joe shmoe - Tallulah always does that damn Olsen pout. Erggh! What do they have against smiling and showing some teeth.
It would be one thing if Tallulah had Steve Buscemi teeth or something, but in this recent shot of her, that doesn't appear to be the case:
http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/willis030812_X17/willis0...
Still laughing ahahah hahaha hahahaI love you guys, these comments are cheering me up.
*goes back to laughing*
Mmmmmmmm
*grabs aluminum foil, salt, butter and sour cream*
*fires up the grill and yells for Whamo to grab us a beer*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Unfortunate looking girls.
The little one bears a striking resemblance to Anne Ramsey from Throw Momma from the Train.
Submitted by Whamo: "The cop is a fucking idiot, once he knew who it was he busts her??.."
I'm Team Cop. Who the FUCK drinks beer in a subway station? The only people who do that are alcoholic homeless people. Or blue collar dudes on a late train who don't give a fuck and keep it on the DL.
She could go to one of hundreds of bars in a three block radius, like any other 20 year old with a credit card and drink to her heart's content. She and her expensively dressed Boho chic hippie friends thought it would be some kind of "authentic" NYC experience to drink cheap beer out of a can in a subway station. Slumming, if you will.
I'm pretty sure the cop wanted them to cut it out and they were being entitled twats about it or was just going to write up a ticket, which is NO BIG DEAL and she thought she could outsmart some member of the proletariat and wouldn't that be cute.
Busting a celeb's kid for a misdemeanor is certainly more of a hassle than a trophy.
Why was it a Pakistani beer?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Lynniepoo....hahahahahaha!
After Demi & Bruce saw the first one they should've just agreed to stop reproducing.
I was given a ticket by a cop years ago for trying to buy beer 3 weeks before my 21st birthday. What a douchnozzle. Thankfully, the judge laughed it out of court.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:01pm.
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I see exactly what you mean, Louise--thanks for posting these! She looks cute in that first dress-up shot but wow, in one of those outdoor pics she looks *exactly* like Rumer. Yikes.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:22pm.
I think the one in the middle is either trying to set someone on fire with her mind or knife the photographer.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080929/rumer_willis.jpg
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I think the one on the right is near a heat lamp cause her head appears to be melting!
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Ok, Scout and Rumor got beat to death with the ugly stick. Same long, wide face with features all jumbled together in one location where as Tallulah (?) WTFever her name is MAY just escape the Willis curse, but she looks like an evil little thing.
The little one looks like a sassy minx, but this one is just derp. The hideously bleached hair and mouth breathing don't help.
the littlest one kinda looks like Chucky I'm sorry ha ha ha :D
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:52pm.
It's hard to tell. Some photos she looks like she got the curse full throttle. Like in this picture she looks like she would walk without bending her knees, but the face is okay:
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/286/2862078/24_2009/2a24ddea232453aa...
Then you see these and you definitely see the family resemblance.
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Tallulah always does that damn Olsen pout. Erggh! What do they have against smiling and showing some teeth?
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"Prep school man" LMAO
You don't give a cop your fake ID dumbass.
I see not only did the ugly stick whack her up, down, sideways and diagonally, she had any sense knocked out of her tater head upon impact.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
Good school. Maybe that big head is full of brains. (Wot? I'm being nice)
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Actually, some studies have found a correlation between big heads and higher IQs.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-big-heads-have-hig...
Make of that what you will.
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Ha! I have a pumpkin head, so that makes me feel good! *emailing Mensa* :D
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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
OMG that poor thing is fucking fugly! I wonder if it is killing Demi that she gave birth to three Bruce's in drag?
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And we wonder why she's doing whip-its ... look no further .
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:58pm.
Wow. If you Google "Willis girls," the first thing to pop up is "Willis girls are ugly". Damn, I almost feel sorry for them. But then I remember they can afford corrective surgery.
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Nothing short of gender reassignment surgery could begin to address any of this.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:52pm.
It's hard to tell. Some photos she looks like she got the curse full throttle. Like in this picture she looks like she would walk without bending her knees, but the face is okay:
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/286/2862078/24_2009/2a24ddea232453aa...
Then you see these and you definitely see the family resemblance.
http://www.zimbio.com/Tallulah+Belle+Willis/articles/_x5lkszHzDC/Tallula...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
Good school. Maybe that big head is full of brains. (Wot? I'm being nice)
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Actually, some studies have found a correlation between big heads and higher IQs.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-big-heads-have-hig...
Make of that what you will.
This picture is terrible. Michael K, you are a very bad man.
And OMG, a 20 year old drinking beer on the street. I AM SCANDALIZED (not really)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
She looks like Cojo's little brother in the main pic.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Wow. If you Google "Willis girls," the first thing to pop up is "Willis girls are ugly". Damn, I almost feel sorry for them. But then I remember they can afford corrective surgery.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:22pm.
I think the one in the middle is either trying to set someone on fire with her mind or knife the photographer.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080929/rumer_willis.jpg
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I think the one on the right is near a heat lamp cause her head appears to be melting!
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
OMG that poor thing is fucking fugly! I wonder if it is killing Demi that she gave birth to three Bruce's in drag?
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LMFAO
Oh god I'm fucking dying over here.
I feel bad for Scout. If her parents weren't famous she wouldn't be being trashed about her looks she can't help on the internet. Stupid cop.
Was she just standing in Union Square drinking? Or was she in a bar and they are just not saying the name of it. Hmmmm.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
I can't stop laughing at these comments!
I have to say, I don't get the alcohol laws in the US. There's something a bit sordid about a 20 y/o having to engage in "criminal impersonation" to get a beer.