Open Post: Hosted By Lulu The Pole Dancer

After popping out two kids, Lulu the Body ached to tame the pole with her thighs again and spent a long time training to show off her "throw that fupa up in the air" skills on America's Got Talent. Lulu got her chance last night and no, she won't be polishing the pole with her coochie in front of Howard Stern anymore. Lulu got the three Xes of death. I would've Xed Lulu too for two very important reasons:

1) DEM FEETS. How are you going to come on stage looking like you've been river dancing on charcoal dust in a barbecue pit?

2) How are you going to scissor the pole without wearing a pair of exquisite lucite heels?!

The second one is the most offensive and Lulu should know better. If pole dancing was an Olympic sport, coming to the mat without the heels of the angels on your feet would get you an automatic DQ.

via Gossip Cop

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:36pm.

Whamo *CHECK YOUR BBRRY* lololololol IF sees all! ;P

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:53pm.

LAND WALE! LAND WHALE!!!!!!!!!!! ABANDON SHIT!
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Aww ME that's NOT nice!!

*looks a little closer for harpoon scars*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:58pm.

I haven't caved to VP!
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Please give in to your desires.

Signed,
VP
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:36pm.

Jacko,ARRRRGH! LOL looks like fun tho!

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Submitted by MooseMama on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:35pm.

This is why I hate network tv, they are trying so hard to compete with cable that they resort to this, i guess they are trying to promote body confidence but they are doing it with a stripper pole, i dont want to down on her because it took alot of guts to take her clothes off at her size, I just wish that women wouldn't feel the need to take their clothes off to show their confidence
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:34pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:01pm.

IrishFury just has the gumption to voice what we all are thinking. ☺
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lol! :P

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:33pm.

@Rande

I snorked my coffee over that one! *blows nose into Puffs before going to Hell*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:33pm.

"an automatic DQ"....oh you don't mean Dairy Queen, MK?

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:32pm.

where's snowy? Here's one of the places we went this past weekend... IT'S A FUCKING PIRATE FESTIVAL!!!! hahahahahaha it's called Billy Bowlegs Festival...

http://hsvracing.com/phpBB2/files/billys_192.jpg

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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:31pm.

Vent:

I've noticed lately that several miserable bitches that I'm acquainted with are landing these AMAZING jobs, getting raises, etc. I don't get it. They have terrible attitudes, no real work ethic and not much experience. How does this happen?? I know some of it is due to connections, but some of it is...I have no idea!

I've gotten nothing but praise and respect from my prior bosses, but these sad sacks have been "laid off", fired and forced out of jobs. How do they even get to the interview stage?

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:31pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:58pm.

We all know you too well.

IrishFury just has the gumption to voice what we all are thinking. ☺

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:30pm.

She almost turned that pole into the St Louis Arch.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:29pm.

Seeing this reinforced my "stick to your diet" because I had all the intentions in the world of cheating and being bad tonight.

THANK YOU LULU!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:28pm.

She must have very strong arms and legs and so brave not to ask for a mattress! *Badonk Karplonk* Sharon, looking at you for the swing vote!

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:28pm.

That bitch is 50 shades of wrong.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:28pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:44pm.

she's too fat for a bikini. There,
Whamo, stop replaying this and WHERE are your hands?!
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Wh wha what??...how the hell does she keep see...

*throws hands on desks and looks around guiltily, stands up trips over belt*

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:28pm.

Hey my peoples! Quick update as I haul my ass from one meeting to another: I haven't caved to VP! Yay me! He's still blatantly flirting but he's kinda getting on my nerves lately. This is a good thing since his ass is still fabulous! LOL

I remain ho shit free since 2007!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:28pm.

I saw a hot-mop roofing company today named "Wetarredit." A little un-PC perhaps, but funny.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:26pm.

Reasons 431 why I dont watch network tv.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:45pm.

Thats why eugenics and sterilization should be mandatory...

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And, who would make such decisions?

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:25pm.

Um....for why???

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:25pm.

Hey Howie - "Walk like a Man"

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:25pm.

"A lapper? No, I'm good."

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:23pm.

LAND WALE! LAND WHALE!!!!!!!!!!! ABANDON SHIT!

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:22pm.

IDK why Nick was looking so shocked, that's just how Mimi looks in a bikini!!!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:21pm.

I learned a long time ago to NEVER EVER click on any video MK offers.

But, I wonder if Lulu is a better pole-dancer than DecaquadraMom (aka Octomom)?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:21pm.

If pole dancing work out I'm sure they can get her a performing job at Sea World.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers