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Lindsay Lohan's unofficial drunk mess protégé, Amanda Bynes, was charged today with DUI for allegedly sideswiping a cop car and driving away while the sweet nectar ran through her veins. Amanda refused to take a blood test or a breathalyzer, and she later claimed she never drinks. So we should just assume she's a natural wreck. Amanda further proved that point today by asking President Obama to put on his Captain Save A Ho hat and help her out.
If Amanda was joking, then she should start a career in comedy writing, because ho knows how to bring on the laughs. If Amanda wasn't joking, then she was definitely lying through her Tweet about the "I don't drink" thing, because her brain was obviously under the influence of booze, the bad shit and everything in her medicine cabinet when she wrote that shit.
And I know Obama has better things to do than deal with this trick, so I'll respond so he doesn't have to:
Hey @AmandaBynes Fuck off. The end. - bo
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For refusing to take a DUI test, the DMV automatically suspends your license for a year. If you're then caught driving on a suspended license after a DUI conviction, you get a minimum 10-day county jail stay for the first offense and must affix an ignition interlock device. (Cal. Veh. Code sect. 14601.2)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
This trick is even more in denial then blohan.
You don't hit and run 3 cars (1 of which was a cop car!) in a month-and-a-half if you're not DUI, dumbass! And DUI means Driving Under the Influence. Of ANYTHING.
Between her, Blohan, Miley, Angelina, and the Kuntrashians delusional has reached new heights - or lows. Fuck
I don't know why I thnk he plays basketball all the time?
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 12:53am.
Like Obama is gonna' stop practicing free throws to help some white ho
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfGdGrH7dY
He's busy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVwIKA9HGXQ
"I don't hit and run"
Please. Your career was a hit and run.
she must have been stoned when she typed this.
Bitch has a lot of nerve asking favors from a politician when she's not on a donor list.
Last I checked you can refuse one or the other, not both.
This has to be a joke. Right?
HANDS....DOWN....ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS EVER!
I can't with this delusional, swole-faced trick.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:47am.
drunk floozy.
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Please, dont insult drunks or floozies.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 7:56am.
High time this Twatter shit was banned.
AMEN *golf clap*
she and the Willis sisters should hang out.
with their potato head asses...8-P
who is this twat?
I'm guessing California must have a law in place that you automatically get some form of punishment, i.e. license suspension, for refusing the breathalyzer and/or blood test.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:12pm.
He'll be able to take your case personally soon enough, Cupcake. Patience.
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Because the job-destroying, gay-hating, magic underwear wearing entitled weasel with the wannabe Rick Perry hair-do with a Touch of Gray is the ever-so charming better choice. *vomits*
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Don't worry. TexnCock and the rest are all going to run off to Dominica (Google "Operation Red Dog") soon enough...
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Hmm... "I don't drink" but I smoke meth on the regular. Yeah POTUS is right on that.
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How can a man be a mom?
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Could she be driving "crazy" seems to me this girl is in the throws of some mental "breakdown".
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Damn, she really is Lohan Lite. Delusional as fuck.
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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 8:47am.
drunk floozy.
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but, but, but... that's the best kind of floozy!
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Dingleberries: you' are an idiot! And the polls still say Wisconsin favors Obama over Willard Romney. Dumb ass!
Oops! Exactly what Glambert said!
haha oh dear, this overgrown Cabbage Patch doll head has really taken the non stop express to cuckooville. Have another drink why doncha.
Team Obama! But that's not the point. Team Dr. Drew, with a quickness!
Ok MK, I'm counting on you to snarkily comment on the most upsetting piece of news I've read to date: Miley "Nothin-But-Gums" Cyrus just got engaged to her hot piece Liam Hemsworth.
I think I speak for us all when I ask what the FUCK is this world coming to?!
You can refuse to take a blood test? WTF!?
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 12:53am.
Like Obama is gonna' stop practicing free throws to help some white ho
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"Maybe the truest thing to be said about racism is that it represents a profound failure of imagination." -Henry Louis Gates, Jr
If she tweeted:
I can't be sentenced because i'm rich. the end.
... y'all would think twice before you laugh. Cause that's how it goes in America.
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Submitted by Dingleberries d... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:11pm.
Sigh. Another entitled, moronic, liberal asshat. Dear, we all know that Obama is too busy playing golf and fundraising to help your big ole head get out of this pickle. And tonight he's crawled up in the fetal position, crying himself to sleep after the Walker beatdown in Wisconsin.
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Sigh. Another one of Angela's stupid, misinformed alts who lies dormant for several years and then suddenly comments; this one couldn't wait the normal cycle to attack people but sped up the process. Dear, we all know that this is not a liberal or conservative issue but one of an entitled, delusional well-off former child star who is coming to terms that she is quite average (and without much work). Like you, she doesn't know when to stop. Amanda is heading into the land of Whatever Happened to Baby Angela if she keeps it up.
Nice shade thrown at Amanda Bynes. Stop her someone please. In her defense if she has one.,,. negligent adults. Her parents need a take down. The end.
High time this Twatter shit was banned.
Submitted by Dingleberries d... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:11pm.
You must be on the same thing Amanda is on - DELUSION.
someone needs to increase their meds...and close out their twitter accounts...
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bitch is fucked up on pills of some kind.....like mk said
Dumb bitch. The end.