Kristen Stewart Doesn't Care About You Voracious, Starving Shit Eaters

Well, there goes Kristen Stewart's invitation to the Scat Queen Ball.

Kristen Stewart talked to Vanity Fair about her problems and it wouldn't be a Kristen Stewart interview if a thin stream of ridiculousness didn't fly out of her mouth at least once. Somehow the subject of Kristen sometimes looking like a window-licking spoiled toddler high on paint fumes came up. Kristen said that she's a "weirdo" and a "creative Valley Girl who smokes pot" and if she put on a manufactured smile while posing on the red carpet, whores would call her a fake. Yeah, we've got a major badass right here.

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph. I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

After seeing Twatlight, Mouth Breather White, Welcome to the Rileys and The Runaways, I can say with complete confidence that Kristen Stewart doesn't ever have to worry about bitches accusing her of being an actress. You can smoke that worry away, KStew.

And is she really using "shit eater" as an insult when she posed with an adorable culo licker for the cover?

"What's wrong with being a shit eater?" - that dog

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Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:30pm.

Puppeh is a powder puff!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:27pm.

Spoken like the dimwit she is.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:23pm.

She doesn't bother me... maybe because she always looks (is) stoned...
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:26pm.

Sounds like somebody's a little bitter because people keep pointing out that she looks like crap 99% of the time. Despite claiming she DOESN'T care, she clearly does or she wouldn't have mentioned this.

And no, she's not cool. She's not honest. She IS fake. And the words "What an actress!" will never be said about her, unless they're followed by the sound of gagging.

Ungrateful, graceless mouth-breathing little whore. If people say unfair things about you and you're in the public eye, you should try to have a little grace.

Oh, and if it "embarrasses" you so much to look good, then get a job where you can be as greasy, dirty and sloppy as you want. I'm sure there are some rural garbagemen who would gladly take on an apprentice. And I'm sure there are plenty of smart, pretty, talented starlets currently waiting tables who would be HAPPY to brush their hair for an award show.

But the doggeh is kewt!
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Submitted by MeowMeowKitty on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:22pm.

Every time she opens her mouth (oh...wait) she reinforces every negative thing said about her. Go get a real job if the reality of your chosen "career" is too taxing, ffs.

Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:21pm.

She looks sort of Lindsay Lohan-ish, circa 2005-2006

http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/celebs/Lindsay-Lohan/Lindsay_Lohan_Gucci_...

Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:18pm.

Submitted by itty-bitty-tity... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:29pm.
Ugh, this bitch needs to SIT DOWN.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:19pm.

Dear KStew,

Stop wilfully misunderstanding perfectly legitimate criticism. No, really, stop. You are (allegedly) a grown woman and what you're doing would be deeply immature for a 14 y/o emo.

We're not kvetching that you look bad in photos where you're, say, going to the dry cleaners. There are moments when you're off duty. We get it.

What gets up peoples's noses is your refusal to treat (so many of) your professional engagements with the seriousness they deserve.

You're an actress. You are successful in an industry with 90%+ unemployment, and thousands would kill for what you have. The least you can do is realise that this is your freaking *job* and act like a professional, not a 14 y/o trying to be "rebellious".

It's not that you don't always take perfect pictures. We get that sometimes angles and lighting can be harsh, and sometimes you're caught unprepared. Fine.

What I cannot tolerate is when you refuse to brush your goddamn hair for an awards show. Or when you hunch down and give your colleagues the middle finger. You're not being refreshing and a rebel, refusing to engage in the Hollywood hype machine. You're being a douche.

If film acting is so awful, quit. Or go into TV, or theatre, or directing. Or something. Otherwise, stop acting like the guest who thinks it's cool to wear jeans to someone's wedding and take these shows as part of the job.

And don't think the "shit eaters" are the only ones to notice this. The H'Wood power players are watching you. They're seeing an unprofessional douche who drives the majority of film fans up the wall.

Yours,

A Shit Eater Letting Off Steam.

Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:17pm.

And she proves again why she'll never win a personality award.

Signed,
Voracious, starving shit eater

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:15pm.

"I'm proud that I look like ass in half my photos, but I'll let the award winning Vanity Fair photoshoppers retouch my face until I look like I'm smelling the dog's butt in a dream sequence." Whatever.

You know, if you didn't completely suck balls at acting and said this drivel, everyone would admire you for being so dedicated to your craft that you put up with tedious distractions of photo calls and "voracious starving shit eaters" and suffer for your art. But, really, you aren't that good.

And why are the voracious shit eaters starving? Is shit not that filling?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:12pm.

Wow! Anne Leibovitz dykes out again!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:12pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:40pm.
OK there honey, just be quite you're thowin me off....
*parts her hair with his hands*
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Whamo, WHOSE hands? RPatz? lolol

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Submitted by ewe on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:11pm.

Too much photoshop!

And I know I'm the only one here that doesn't hate her and so willingly would. All I'd need would be a ballgag and some rope.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:33pm.

http://awkwaard.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ksteew.jpg
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LMAO!! that's too much:)

Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:40pm.

Thanks! Off to google... :)

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:10pm.

@JTROS

I think that is Pomeranian awesomeness that we are viewing!
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:10pm.

OK there honey, just be quite you're thowin me off....

*parts her hair with his hands*

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:08pm.

She's gives good face when she cleans up and smiles but "BOOHOO, I am always criticized, it's so unfair!"
*meanwhile, nothing else is happening in the world...*

MK, that doggie is adorable, but I wouldn't call him a culo licker, I'd save that for the KStew! ;)

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Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:08pm.

The only cute thing on that cover is that adorable little fluffnugget on her lap. I WANT IT!!! I keep telling Mr. JTROS that our fur baby needs a puppy brother or sister to keep her company. What kind of dog is that? Because I want to clog his email with pictures of similar pups :)

Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:06pm.

I'm more interested in that 23-year old cold case!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:06pm.

she looks rather Kardashianesque here

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