Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Care About You Voracious, Starving Shit Eaters

June 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Well, there goes Kristen Stewart’s invitation to the Scat Queen Ball.

Kristen Stewart talked to Vanity Fair about her problems and it wouldn’t be a Kristen Stewart interview if a thin stream of ridiculousness didn’t fly out of her mouth at least once. Somehow the subject of Kristen sometimes looking like a window-licking spoiled toddler high on paint fumes came up. Kristen said that she’s a “weirdo” and a “creative Valley Girl who smokes pot” and if she put on a manufactured smile while posing on the red carpet, whores would call her a fake. Yeah, we’ve got a major badass right here.

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph. I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

After seeing Twatlight, Mouth Breather White, Welcome to the Rileys and The Runaways, I can say with complete confidence that Kristen Stewart doesn’t ever have to worry about bitches accusing her of being an actress. You can smoke that worry away, KStew.

And is she really using “shit eater” as an insult when she posed with an adorable culo licker for the cover?

“What’s wrong with being a shit eater?” – that dog

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