Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Elfo Dannilu, an overgrown Brazilian singing elfman who is a master at the tweezers, has a meticulously manicured goatee, is what you get when you replace the douchiness in Criss Angel with glitter, dresses like the guy in your IT department who is really obsessed with the pirate show at Treasure Island and is so dedicated to keeping an A+ eyebrow game that he has grown an extra pair at the end of his sideburns. (Note: A true eyebrow master always keeps an understudy pair waiting in the wings just in case.) Elfo Dannilu is like a butch Harald Glööckler. Watch his cover of Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights and get into his graceful arm ballet moves. Elfo Dannilu was obviously a Motown back-up singer in a past life:

(For Heloisa)

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