Tuesday, June 5th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Elfo Dannilu, an overgrown Brazilian singing elfman who is a master at the tweezers, has a meticulously manicured goatee, is what you get when you replace the douchiness in Criss Angel with glitter, dresses like the guy in your IT department who is really obsessed with the pirate show at Treasure Island and is so dedicated to keeping an A+ eyebrow game that he has grown an extra pair at the end of his sideburns. (Note: A true eyebrow master always keeps an understudy pair waiting in the wings just in case.) Elfo Dannilu is like a butch Harald Glööckler. Watch his cover of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights and get into his graceful arm ballet moves. Elfo Dannilu was obviously a Motown back-up singer in a past life:
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Just so everyone understands, there's a reason for the arm ballet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 (Kate got EMI to send her to dance school as part of her original contract. NIIIIICE.)
I love this, his voice is truly beautiful. The intro is a little long.
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Here he is singing Phantom of the Opera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv_v9gLYcs&feature=related
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Oh, the humanity! - Herbert Morrison
Are castratos trying to make a comeback or something? Is that his actual voice?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 3:39pm.
LMAO, that was my first thought hearing him....sing. Did NOT like.
It's a done deal: we're a country of 190 million of freaks.
That's why I'm never leaving Brazil.
I actually love his version!!!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:57pm.
Thanks for the rec! I'll have to check it out.
Holy Fuck! Who was squeezing this bitch's balls while he belted out that tune!?
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Sounds like his tweezers went brazil at his balls.
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He's like Tiny Tim on Bath Salts.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:00am.
Check out "Wuthering Heights" (2009) with fabulous Tom Hardy as Heathcliff. It's on youtube.
WOW that was not what I was expecting. He's serving us eunuch castrato realness. Hearing him sing makes me feel like I'm trapped in a prism of glitter dancing in a magical ball of masked nobles... waitaminute, he just makes me feel like I'm an extra on The Labyrinth o.d.ing on LSD
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I hope Jaye P. Morgan gonged this freak.
I bet he has a PA who carries & operates a portable wind-machine.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:09am.
"teeny tiny (16") Stonehenge replica". Snort. Love it!
I have such fond memories of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights, so I watched part of the video with the sound off (didn't want to ruin my memories). I couldn't get past the imaginary skin flute. Too much. Plus, as I've said before - dudes with perfectly 'scaped beards and/or sideburns freak me the hell out!
Sort of off-topic: Weren't they coming out with a new movie version of Wuthering Heights sometime in 2011? I don't recall seeing a US release of that...or was it such shite that it won't be released here? (I LOVED the recent Jane Eyre, so I was looking forward to seeing the new Wuthering Heights, too).
Elfo's delicate presence... tears... joy... love! But if we shared a dressing room and I saw him grooming that razor-sharp face, I'd be compelled to dull all his blades! *and not on my face* hehehe Maquillage that, sweet E! (not really) ;)
MK, your IT guy is obsessed with Treasure Island? hahaha
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I liked it.
I was mesmerized. Couldn't turn him off.
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Submitted by TexnDoc: "There really should have been a teeny tiny (16") Stonehenge replica lowered behind him at the beginning of that thing."
AH HAHAHAHAHA!
That would have made it.
MK, what have you done to my soul?
That kind of performance is meant to be sung into your hairbrush.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Is this the reincarnation of Walter Mercado?
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There really should have been a teeny tiny (16") Stonehenge replica lowered behind him at the beginning of that thing.
Yeah, after full review it can be noted that he peaked in the first 30. That voice is like Phyllis Diller's original nose in my ears.
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I had no idea what was coming after the sprinkling of sand. What a surprise when he opened his mouth.
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First 30 seconds, pretty sure I was watching "Zamfir - master of the invisible skin flute". Must admit - I was a little impressed.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm pretty sure he was playing the skin flute.
Kate Bush + Cholo Ninja = Dannilu
Good god. He was entertaining for 30 seconds. I would NOT pay to see this, though.
I'm not gonna hate, but I will say there are too many of this kinda guy out there. The niche is getting crowded.
And speaking of "Wuthering Heights", it was on PBS last night and it was awful. Usually "Masterpiece Classic nails it, but I didn't care for this version. The actress who played Catherine was cross-eyed. And Heathcliff was blubbery and not at all rugged.