Hail To The Queen: Grace Jones Hula Hooping At The Diamond Jubilee Concert
Unless Prince Hot Ginge takes off his fancy uniform, jumps on top of a horse riding in the procession to Buckingham Palace and hula hoops a cock ring of fire with his peen, Grace Jones' performance at the concert yesterday is the only highlight of the Diamond Jubilee. While dressed like a peacock from Mars, Grace Jones performed "Slave to the Rhythm" while keeping a hula hoop up with her hip shimmies. Cancel Britain's, America's and (insert the name of every country followed by a "'s" here) Got Talents, because Grace Jones has won all of them.
Apparently, Grace has done this before, but this is the first time I've seen it. I'm sure it was The Queen's first time too, which is why I'm disappointed that she didn't run up to the foot of the stage to throw all her crown jewels at Grace. Grace earned 'em!
Try to copy+paste those moves, Lady Caca.
(Pictures via Wenn.com & Bauer Griffin, video via WOW Report)
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Very impressive hula hoop skillz!
Jack...HI.
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Grace is fucking perfection.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
this frighteningly gorgeous creature has always made my jaw drop and hang. she IS magnificent art come alive. like a human panther.
i adore her powerful visage.
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http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
ABC is airing the concert tonight, which begs the question WHY? i thought we broke away from Britain so we wouldn't have to deal with kings, queens. No offense but it's a little overkill by the US media. Last year's wedding, the jubliee and then the Olympics...kinda having british fatigue now.
Grace is the fucking Bomb. How many 64 year olds can do that! RESPECT!
I wonder how long it will be before lady Canned Goods Xerox's this?
There was a website not too long after Lady Caca came on the scene, which basically showed pics of her side by side with the likes of Grace Jones in almost identical get ups, I can't find it anymore?
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Too bad the Jubilee wasn't for Grace, the real queen of everything.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
unfortunately even the mighty Grace Jones can't fight old lady legs.
seems like a trend now they're trying to make happen..."memaw hot". Blech. :-P
That woman does not age, and she is always, always a crowd pleaser. I adore her. Every raunchy little wannabe (looking at you, Minaj, Gaga and Keeshit), needs to sit the fuck down and just observe.
flawless!
She seemed to have a great time on stage.
Her hoopin skills are pretty good.... let's see her play "Bop It" and sing.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:20am.
It was awesome, thank you!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
did she wish the queen a Happy birthday? Hahaha!
see, now, this is what Niki Minaj is TRYING to do. and even at this age Grace still does it better
p.s. hope you had a good vacation, Jack
ETA: i couldn't keep a hula hoop going for over 3 minutes when i was 10 -- holy shit, Grace!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Love her, and I'd shank my Grandma for those legs.
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Bitch is Hawt!
***Bows to Goddess Grace***
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:09am.
You made me look her up: she's actually 64, which is itself impressive. I struggle to hula-hoop, let alone hula-hoop and sing. :(
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Please: It's "rahnday."
What a patethic joke! The circus is in town again anyway...
I don't get the hype with this cock eyed trick. I will always see her as the freakshow that was in Conan the Barbarian.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Unbelievable - she looks incredible!! 64 years young.
HELL YEAH!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:52am.
She looks fantastic for 73.
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73?! Those fucking arms! Why bother going to the gym? I'll never look as good as Grace.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Why does it look like she slathered her legs with EVOO?
That said, she looks great for being 64.
grace is so hot...i can't even look directly at her without burning my lashes...
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Roseanne Barr
She looks fantastic for 73.
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Please: It's "rahnday."