Unless Prince Hot Ginge takes off his fancy uniform, jumps on top of a horse riding in the procession to Buckingham Palace and hula hoops a cock ring of fire with his peen, Grace Jones’ performance at the concert yesterday is the only highlight of the Diamond Jubilee. While dressed like a peacock from Mars, Grace Jones performed “Slave to the Rhythm” while keeping a hula hoop up with her hip shimmies. Cancel Britain’s, America’s and (insert the name of every country followed by a “‘s” here) Got Talents, because Grace Jones has won all of them.
Apparently, Grace has done this before, but this is the first time I’ve seen it. I’m sure it was The Queen’s first time too, which is why I’m disappointed that she didn’t run up to the foot of the stage to throw all her crown jewels at Grace. Grace earned ’em!
Try to copy+paste those moves, Lady Caca.