Hail To The Queen: Grace Jones Hula Hooping At The Diamond Jubilee Concert
Unless Prince Hot Ginge takes off his fancy uniform, jumps on top of a horse riding in the procession to Buckingham Palace and hula hoops a cock ring of fire with his peen, Grace Jones' performance at the concert yesterday is the only highlight of the Diamond Jubilee. While dressed like a peacock from Mars, Grace Jones performed "Slave to the Rhythm" while keeping a hula hoop up with her hip shimmies. Cancel Britain's, America's and (insert the name of every country followed by a "'s" here) Got Talents, because Grace Jones has won all of them.
Apparently, Grace has done this before, but this is the first time I've seen it. I'm sure it was The Queen's first time too, which is why I'm disappointed that she didn't run up to the foot of the stage to throw all her crown jewels at Grace. Grace earned 'em!
Try to copy+paste those moves, Lady Caca.
(Pictures via Wenn.com & Bauer Griffin, video via WOW Report)
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Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
She's still just as scary as her vampire character in Vamp.
Just because of this, I'm going to go get me a hula hoop. If it can make me look 1/4 as good as Grace, it would be worth it.
She prolly needed some royal guards herself to keep Randy Andy away. Pay attention, Sharon Needles.
GRACE JONES IS MY JESUS!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wish I had my laptop working (this message is all smartphone), otherwise posting my pics would be a lot easier..just google fire hooping..its basically a hula hoop with 4-6 spikes attached with wicks on the end of them, dip them in white gas, squeeze and shake out remaining fuel anf there you go. You definitely have to know some hooping and fire safety before considering it. I won't lie, its a natural high, maybe if I can get a hold of my friends computer later on I can share some pics. Here's an example of some fire hoop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfMN9uOW8kw&nomobile=1 (not saying I am as good as she is, but I'm working my way towards it).
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God Save the Queen
Whats the fuss about a few minutes of hula hoop? Last year I saw her doing it for 10 minutes straight at a concert in Holland, now that was impressive!
http://youtu.be/FHJIrVLKxyM
Whats the fuss about a few minutes of hula hoop? Last year I saw her doing it for 10 minutes straight at a concert in Holland, now that was impressive!
http://youtu.be/FHJIrVLKxyM
Queen of Hearts - love it.
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Legs legs legs, how does she do it? 64?? And she sounds great!
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Still rocking these whores half her age! Get it Grace!!
To all the posers out there, this is how it's done. In fact, Grace was doing it long before any of them were born. She looks amazing . . . those legs!!!!
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Hail to the Queen, indeed! Grace Jones reigns!
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Legen...phorking...dary!
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This is how its done bitches.
I do Pagents!
Pull up to my bumper baby
In your big black limousine
She terrified me as a youngster, but now she looks younger than me - arse
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Whitney was found with EOO by her in her death bath. I guess its a youth secret...thank goodness Grace didnt go that route.
Definitely a Shante-You-Stay-Worthy performance and costume.
YOU WISH LADY GAGA, YOU WISH!!!! THIS IS HOW ITS DONE-WHAT A FUCKING GODDESS
I'm like how the hell do you tell her apart from Dennis Rodman, and then I'm like...ya' he has tatoos and is a little more femme.
I can't hula hoop worth shit.
HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Take a fucking look at those LEGS! Memaw is BANGING!
She kept herself in great shape.
HOW CAN THAT BITCH BE 63??? she has a perfect body and she hoola-hooped the whole song and wasn't panting in the least.
i can totally see cher being jealous
THOSE LEGS!!! Grace Jones is hotness. Mads and Caca can only dream of looking this good or being this talented.
Love her, worship her, want to be like her in every way!
Grace ROCKED, totally blew away Cheryl Cole (blergh, could barely sing a note), Kylie, et al.
Rock-solid bonkers but a true original, great singer, entertainer, you can't take your eyes off her.
Huge respect for her. LEGEND.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:56pm.
Fire hooping is something my friend and I have just started on
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I'm sorry BUT..Fire Hooping..WTF LOL,
What IS Fire Hooping and does it involve burning ping pong balls?
wwj...you could upload to Photobucket then link that. :)
Love her. This is the original, bitches.
She didn't even start panting during the performance... just a lovely glistening. SHe is such a freakin' amazon! Love it.
Fire hooping is something my friend and I have just started on, but we picked it up quickly. My photographer friend recorded some fire videos of me but has yet to post it, but then again he has a lot of photos to deal with. Most hooping pictures of me is on fb, but I don't know how I feel about posting my fb page on here.
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:25pm.
I've been hula hooping for over a year right now. Learned so many new tricks, lost a good deal of weight, and now I fire hoop........
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PROOF!!!!! NEED VIDYUH PROOF!!!
onT: She shows that Black don't Crack.... and it's a coconut/olive oil mixture. CO soaks INTO your skin to help the OO sit ON TOP and glisten.
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Her legs look great! I want monster muscular yet womanly legs like those!
I've been hula hooping for over a year right now. Learned so many new tricks, lost a good deal of weight, and now I fire hoop and get asked to perform for parties and such. I love the hooping life, it's great cure for the "get off your ass". This is just one of the many reasons Grace Jones is fabulous.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
now THAT'S ROYALTY!! on your knees peasants!!
She still scares the shit out of me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk
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fucking hell, look at those legs!
Damn Grace is pulling some Death Becomes Her trickery, she is aging backwards.
i wanna know what fountain she drinks from or which virgin i have to sacrifice at the altar to look like that at the age of 64.
They say hula-hooping is great for your core muscles. I think Grace looks great, no matter what her age.
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"Happy Birthday!" LOL!
Ms.Fit: She's wearing baby or sesame oil. We use it when modeling or performing.
This performance was amazing. I'm surprised at some of the confused looks on people's faces. Don't they know who Grace Jones is?? Bow down bitches!
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:53am.
I don't know what kind of industrial, wind-resistant Zulu-shea-cocoa butter she uses to keep that skin glowing, but I want some!
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Vasaline.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
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GJ is in excellent shape for any age. For 64, she looks exceptional.
I don't know what kind of industrial, wind-resistant Zulu-shea-cocoa butter she uses to keep that skin glowing, but I want some!
GRACE MOTHAFUCKIN JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch doesn't just still got it. BITCH OWNS IT AND IS CHARGE OF DISTRIBUTING THE RATIONS OF IT.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
LENGENDARY...I was at the Roseland 1978 concert where she danced with a tiger in a cage
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:30am.
Every raunchy little wannabe (looking at you, Minaj, Gaga and Keeshit), needs to sit the fuck down and just observe.
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Agree 110%
was the Queen actually there? I saw Harry and Wills and Kate....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
♥ Grace♥ is fabulous!
With ya there on PHG MK,
♫ I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire ♫
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