Evening Crumbs

June 5, 2012 / Posted by:

I really hope Lifetime markets the soon-to-be cinematic train wreck Liz & Dick as a madcap comedy. And I don’t know that much about Liz & Dick, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t suffer from chronic constipation. – The Superficial

Sharpen your shank sharper: Your imaginary boyfriend is calling THAT BITCH his “girlfriend” – Lainey Gossip

Kate Winslet emoting “strung out after a 6-day bender” glamour on Vanity Fair Italia – Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus walking down the street and she’s either thinking about dick cake, weed or smoking weed out of a dick cake – Hollywood Tuna

Scary Spice’s torso is insane – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I have a feeling this paperized Prometheus might be better than the real thing – Towleroad

Lady in the background wearing the fanny pack > Rosie Huntington-WhateverlyPopoholic

When the lady behind a Teen Mom Mess says everything that needs to be said with her face – ICYDK

Duchess Kate looks like a lace cookie – Popsugar

Lady CaCa and Taylor Kinney are bumping b-holes again – Just Jared

Lisa Rinna plumps her nipple knobs up with collagen too, right? – Celebslam

I’d be so mad if I was having breakfast fruit and some nosy ass giraffe tried to get him some – The Berry

Eva Amurri forgot to wear her wavy weave, obviously – Moe Jackson

The only pussy Joe Jonas knows to handle – SOW

Shakira might be knocked up – I’m Not Obsessed

RPattz doesn’t want muscles – Hollywood Rag

That’s not a tattoo, that’s a syphilis rash – Cityrag

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