Tuesday, June 5th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Marky Mark (41)
Pete Wentz (33)
Chad Allen (38)
Wayne Brady (40)
Claus Norreen of Aqua (42)
Brian McKnight (43)
Ron Livingston (45)
Lisa Cholodenko (48)
Kenny G (56)
Kathleen Kennedy (59)
Jill Biden (61)
Suze Orman (61)
Laurie Anderson (65)
Stefania Sandrelli (66)
Fred Stone (66)
Colm Wilkinson (68)
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Is Marky Mark hugging a dragmatized Carson Kressly? HB to Wayne Brady and Laurie Anderson. Laurie honey, tell Lou to Lighten Up!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:22pm.
He wasn't in NKOTB that was his brother. And he served jail time for beating and blinding a guy while shouting racial slurs (why do I always type sluts)...which I didn't know about until just now...which sucks cause he has always done it for me. Damn.
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I heard the story that when he blinded the guy it was after smoking a joint that was laced with PCP. He thought it was just weed, but it had the bad shit in it too and he lost control. He was from a sort of hoodlum background though and has gone on to do a lot of work to help inner city kids so that they don't end up being a teenage thug like he was.
i've disliked marky mark since good vibrations; he and matthew fox both have that i-beat-women look to them.
there's no way that woman would grace the cover of 2012 playboy.
eta: happy birthday to wayne brady. never paid attention to him until he was on chappelle's show.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:22pm.
He wasn't in NKOTB that was his brother. And he served jail time for beating and blinding a guy while shouting racial slurs (why do I always type sluts)...which I didn't know about until just now...which sucks cause he has always done it for me. Damn.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:28am.
What about the man Mark Wahlberg blinded? Is he having a happy birthday too? I can't with this piece of shit. His success is against all laws of fairness and I hope he has a shit birthday.
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I'm glad you brought up the blinding incident. Ever since I found out about that, I can't stand this racist motherfucker. Someone asked what the story was. He basically was high and then attacked a poor Vietnamese man, blinding him in one eye. Barely served any time in prison and feels he paid his dues and really feels no guilt at what happened. Fuck him.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:49am.
the backwards baseball cap look - thanks, but no thanks
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Yeah, I'm probably going to get shit for this, but I actually love that look on a guy for some reason. Its one of those weird mysteries I can't explain.
fuck mm but happy birthday pete!
...another one that owes his career to Klein, Geffen, the velvet mafia....
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:22pm.
He claims to be some uber-Catholic (allegedly he goes to Mass every day) yet he had three kids out of wedlock. yeah, yeah, he did eventually marry the woman BUT still ...
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All part of his "Give me an Oscar PLEASE" campaign. I'd be willing to bet he's another Mel Gibson waiting to explode.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:17pm.
oh its the one man anti-alqaeda machine, he was soo tough and gangster and went to juvi cuz he bashed some elderly guy and he threw rocks at a bus load of school children and hurled racist abuse at them... gangster.
i like how he always tell people in interviews, he did time, like he is some sorta drug lord axe murderer mafia guy... when it was really throwing rocks at a bus load of school children.
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He claims to be some uber-Catholic (allegedly he goes to Mass every day) yet he had three kids out of wedlock. yeah, yeah, he did eventually marry the woman BUT still ...
I liked him all right when he was in NKOTB, but he takes himself WAY too seriously now for my liking. Humorless turd.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I iz a Gemini and I disagree with Dorian. We are sparkly Unicorns, not gays.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
oh its the one man anti-alqaeda machine, he was soo tough and gangster and went to juvi cuz he bashed some elderly guy and he threw rocks at a bus load of school children and hurled racist abuse at them... gangster.
i like how he always tell people in interviews, he did time, like he is some sorta drug lord axe murderer mafia guy... when it was really throwing rocks at a bus load of school children.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:28am.
What about the man Mark Wahlberg blinded?
can you provide quick details? never heard this one. TIA
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Lucifer, it gets worse:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/mark-wahlberg-justin-bieber_n_8...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:28am.
What about the man Mark Wahlberg blinded? Is he having a happy birthday too? I can't with this piece of shit. His success is against all laws of fairness and I hope he has a shit birthday.
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*applauds*
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Me no likey Kenny G...makes me think of the dentist.
Also - I'm reminded of the Psych episode where a Kenny G song causes someone to go crazy and Gus was just rockin' out to it when the cops show up. It made me lol.
HB to Ron Livingston: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." Amen, brother, amen.
What about the man Mark Wahlberg blinded? Is he having a happy birthday too? I can't with this piece of shit. His success is against all laws of fairness and I hope he has a shit birthday.
submitted by dorian_graye on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:11am.
Gemini has to be the gayest sign in the zodiac.
I'm a Gemini too and I can see it.
Speaking of, I have a generalised dislike for heterosexual Gemini men.
HB Suze, Colm and the other birthday sluts today!
Mamma Stefania, boy could those Italian women do hottt! Zsssssssss
Why is Marky Mark making little fists when he could be squeezing that whole lotta woman?!?!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:13am.
OH YEAH. Now I remember seeing that here. Thanks, brain completely blanked out.
Is that stiflers mom?
Submitted by Bree on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:08am.
I never knew Marky Mark was so hated here at Dlisted...did I miss something?
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Did you miss the time he said he would have single handedly stopped 9/11?
http://dlisted.com/2012/01/18/marky-mark-wouldve-killed-911-terrorists-h...
Not to mention the time he blinded a man and assaulted some black kids.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg#Racist_assaults_and_attempted...
A real American hero.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Gemini has to be the gayest sign in the zodiac. I should know. My B-day is the 8th. I swear there seems to be more gays born under this sign than any other.
i am amused by all the marky mark dislike...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I never knew Marky Mark was so hated here at Dlisted...did I miss something?
That Penthouse girl looks absolutely thrilled to have that douchnozzle clutching her.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Crappy Birthday to you Mark Wahlberg, you douchebag.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
"Making Amateur Sex Films for Fun & Profit": Kim K reads Penthouse?
Oops: MJF already said that. *weak Hi5*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Marky Mark is 41? His 3rd nipple is still only 39.
HB to Colm Wilkinson. Id still hit it as long as he sang to me.
Loathe that racist homophobic illiterate scumbag thug. Him getting rewarded with an Oscar nomination made me sick.
wait, Wayne Brady has TWO birthdays?! that's pimpin' [seriously, WB was on the birthday list a couple of days ago too]
HB to the poonanny-whisperer, Brian McKnight, whoever you are now
HB to Ron Livingston -- i like you in everything i see you in. but we really do need to talk about that TPS report
news story about Joe Biden saying something stupid today in 5, 4, 3 . . . HB Mr. Vice President
never got good vibrations from you, Marky Mark
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Kenny G doesn't play music - just holds a note for 2 hours. What a hack.
Mark Mark what a tool.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Cannot stand Marky Mark for not owning how he got where he is. Like he can make us all forget it. That goes for John Cusack (Better Off Dead!), Warren Beatty (Dobie Gillis!) and all the others who pull this shit.
Never found him sexy either, there I said it! *runs*
Love the ground-breaking, ahead-of-its-time article "Special: Making Amateur Sex Films For Fun and Profit" story. Wonder if Paris & Kim were reading in '93?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I hate Kenny G. and yes, Marky can act when he wants to.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
I remember that issue of Penthouse for the insight on our spineless government which supports Arab torturers over US citizens.
So Wayne Brady was born on the 2nd and today? That "Chappelle's Show" sketch was classic!
You just know he HATES being called Marky Mark! Hey, he was really good in "Boogie Nights" and excellent in "The Departed". The guy can act, he's just a full-of-himself a-hole. I don't begrudge him his Funky Bunch days.
HB Jill Biden, excellent Second Lady.
HB Laurie Anderson, who was light-years ahead of her time and is married to Lou Reed.
"Captain says, 'Put your hands on your head. Put your hands on your hips.'"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy birthday, Laurie Anderson! And all the other listers. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Mehhhh Birthday to bloated chimpface Marky Mark.
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Douchechill!
Crappy birthday, Marky Mark. You've been working that schtick for half your life now. You're in Wayne Newton and Goldie Hawn territory, dude.
HB to some cool older ladies: Lisa Cholodenko, Suze Orman and Laurie Anderson.
And Claus, because we all love "Barbie Girl".
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:23am.
YES. Hahahahaha. Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes. SO funny.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
IS WAYNE BRADY GONANHAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
http://youtu.be/8pklq_ShnbA
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Edited to would people stop sticking their tongues out in public?
HB Mark. Time to grow up and turn your hat around.
Ha ha! Schiller marmalade today. Auto correct but leaving it. Great day people. Make it one!
Marky Mark...that's the happiest I've ever seen this sourpuss
Pete Wentz....33 and your career is ova!
Kenny G.....come on I now some of you sluts have some of the Gman tucked away for those long "baths" you ladies take. lol!
Laurie Anderson...I don't know too much about her but I still crank her O Superman now and then..which I see is on a TC commercial now.
Happy Bday Sluts
Mad Taliban subduing skills in action.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
THAT is why you will never win an Oscar Mark Wahlberg.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
not a fan of marky mark, but damn, i had no idea he had hit his 40's...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Everytime I see Mahkey Mahk, I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8
So yeah, HB, I guess.
the backwards baseball cap look - thanks, but no thanks
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.