This Is Supposed To Be Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor
Does Drag U have a scholarship program? Because if so, this bitch needs to enter it.
If you took one of Elizabeth Taylor's old headshots, soaked it in dirty meth pipe water, charred its edges on a hobo's trash can fire, tore it into a dozen pieces and then pasted those pieces back together using homemade silly putty and black tar heroin, the image looking back at you would look more like Elizabeth Taylor than this picture of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor does. TMZ magically got their hands on (aka White Oprah gave it to them for half of a Vicodin pill) this picture of LiLo in full basic cable La Liz drag and it's giving me hope. Hope that this is going to be one of the biggest unnatural disasters in American history.
I don't see Elizabeth Taylor at all, but I do see shades of Joan Crawford. But maybe that's because looking at this picture is giving me the sudden urge to beat Lifetime with a wire hanger for casting this mess.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:16am.
Joan Crawford as Mildred Pierce.
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YES!
Now there's a role for Lilo, young Joan Crawford. She was a crazy bi slut so it would be a great film.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Joan Crawford as Mildred Pierce.
Blohan doesn't have the talent, the magic, or the gravitas to be Marilyn, Liz, or Joan. You might as well have the Boo-Boo Chile play Mae West. It's such a travesty. It's a worse desecration than turning a cat into a hovercraft after it's dead.
Definitely a Joan Crawford thing going on. But Liz? Uh, no. Not even close. She looks like Lindsay trying to look like somebody else (AGAIN).
Then again, this IS a Lifetime movie we're talking about here. I'm honestly surprised that Meredith Baxter isn't playing Liz.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
I also get the "Joan Crawford vibe" from her...
♫ MK and I share the same birthday...♫
I remember her eyes being violet not violent (I guess its the red that makes them so angry looking).
DITA VON TEESE would have been PERFECT as Liz Taylor.
I am gone all day celebrating my b-friend's graduation from college and I come back on line to this bull shit????
Liz Taylor was a true star, a true icon. Is this how we treat our icons, our legends????
This is such a fuckin' mess, I have no words... except HELL NO!!!
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Ewwww...she really does look like she was in drag. Of all the sluts to pick in hollywood, they picked her? Really? I remember Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks, who I think was (not anymore) THE most beautiful and gorgeous woman I have ever seen, made a delightful Liz Taylor. But this crack head? Really? Wow.
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Has anybody working on this shit show seen pictures of Elizabeth Taylor when she was young? She was beautiful and soft and youthful. This messy trick looks like Mr. Potato Head in drag after his crystal meth fall from grace. If I was the Taylor family I'd sue. Nasty.
Did you hear that? That's the sound of a BOMB going off... a really, really BIG BOMB!
there's a picture of Lilo as Liz somewhere and she looks oompa loompa orange... I almost feel sorry for her. She would be better off just running away... this is not going to end well.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."
Wow...she's the reincarnation of Liz. *eyerolls*
Quack on a Hot Tin Roof.
Joan Crawford! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Just so MK.
Sell Mortimer, Sell!!!!!!!!!
LL as Joan Crawford maybe...hide the wire hangers; she's wired.
Oo..Oo.......
"I'm afraid of happy people. They're chemically imbalanced."--Shirley
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:32am.
off topic: that Luka creep just got arrested in Berlin
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Ah, this should become disgustingly entertaining now that we can get to find out ALL about him. I read somewhere yesterday that he had dated Karla Homolka:
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his resume is scary - dates serial killers, video tapes torturing and killing kittens, dismembering and eating people oh and is a white supremist to boot. Nice.
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Omg, I am so glad Interpol caught him. They were looking for him in every damn country in Europe. It was amazing bc within 24 hours they had lists of places he had already been in Britain, and plus, with the Queens Jubliee going on, they couldn't dare having this psycho running around.
As for him dating Karla Homolka, I highly doubt it. I've done lots of reading about her and unless he really did change his name from something else, she didn't have many BFs before she hooked up with serial killer Paul.
Her looks pale in comparison to Liz Taylor's that's for sure.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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Submitted by Brian on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:28am.
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Brian, your avie is fabulous. Haven't seen that pic of Jakey G in years!
This is all wrong. Blo as Liz is FKING ALL WRONG. The damnedest stupidest casting ever. Ridiculous.
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Uh oh! people.com has a terrifying pic of her in a leopard bathing suit. What on Earth is going on?! She's taking skinny fat to new heights.
WTF....I don't remember Elizabeth Taylor in "Valley of the Dolls".
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
also she's not pale enough...
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
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Her top lip is too puffy and misshapen. Slim down and redefine the top lip!!!! Then cut back on the cheek contouring but contour the chin much more.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Her head is so Rumer Willis-y. Is that the fillers/ blow bloat or has it always been like that?
This is a joke right? She doesn't look a damn thing like her.
Only thing working here are the eyebrows. Hair:fail, skin:epic fail, dress:fail, Jooree:epic fail.
Don't get me started on the chair. La Liz would never sit her divine posterior in that faux Bauhaus deck chair.
Good god, first she thought she was Marilyn Monroe and now she thinks she's Elizabeth Taylor.
Bitch, you know how Marilyn and Elizabeth became Marilyn and Elizabeth? They were the FIRST!
And while we're at it, Frances Farmer did the whole juvenile thing way better than Lindsay and long before as well.
I am so angry at Lindsay, so angry at Lifetime, and so angry at GOD for not answering my prayers when I asked him to give us Elizabeth back for a moment so she can explain why this idea is so goddamn fucking shitty.
OH, HELL TO THE NO!!!
THIS BITCH....
I guess they're going to either slather her arms, chest, etc. with makeup or digitally alter her skin? Liz didn't have huge freckles caked in Sevvvyin Nyyyne (Lilo's proprietary blend of crisco, brown shoe polish, & meth residue).
Krysten Ritter would have been a much better Liz look a like, if she was willing to put on a little weight for the part.
Let me try to state this so it's understood by everyone: "no one gives a fuck cause it's nothing but a crappy Lifetime trash television biopic".
"shades of Joan Crawford" EXACTLY. and not even a good look a like at that. Lohan's looks pale in comparison to Taylor. Man, I bet Tayor's family is pissed big time.
FAIL. She does look more like Joan Crawford, but so does Denise Richards. Look at the Cray Z eyes.
never ever ever watching Liftime again in my life, no matter if it is yet another Heather Locklear shitty movie...never, ever. ever.....
Even made up she still looks like she needs a bath. There is no getting rid of the dirty on that girl.
This movie is going to be full of fail. Poor Elizabeth, what a travesty to her memory.
Not
Even
Remotely
Fucking
CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haters gunna hate,
this isn't that bad
Submitted by Niko on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:40pm.
here's one of Joan in Humoresque (1946) she looks like her imho
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here in color as well: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hkiHNxb9O3k/T6QMDk9L3kI/AAAAAAAAEFE/fMXhfnz088...
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She's just foul.
What is it with you guys, Crawfie never ever in one second looked like this. She had totally thin lips and a very aristocratic face, check it out.
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@Mardigras-She's desperately trying to disguise her beer gut/coke bloat + her lungs are black & tarred.
I agree, Joan Crawford was the first thing that came to mind.
With her crazy mama, I think THAT would be a remake this girl could actually do.
eta: and WHY is her hair red brown? Liz was always black haired no?
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No Liz there, but no Joan Crawford either, I'd go for the other Joan C., Collins that is.
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Tomorrows headline: Priceless JOO-REE mysteriously disappears from Liz Taylor "film set".
She always looks like she can't breathe.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:32am.
Ah, this should become disgustingly entertaining now that we can get to find out ALL about him. I read somewhere yesterday that he had dated Karla Homolka
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Naw it seems he made that up himself solely for the publicity. I agree I'm quite fascinated by this fucking whack job. I think he had a sick facination because it seems he copied some of the shit of the Holmolka tapes such as the whole thing with the "arm/hand" if you know what I mean.