OctoMom Is Hitting The Stripper Pole

June 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Rubbing her octopoon on camera opened OctoMom up to a whole new world of ho shit opportunities and she’s taking one of those opportunities by flying to Florida to shake her titty bags on stage at one of West Palm Beach’s finest strip clubs. Since the zombie apocalypse has desensitized everyone’s sense of sight, T’s Lounge decided now is a good time to hire OctoMom as a featured entertainer.

TMZ says that Octo will do two shows a night from July 11th to the 15th. Those of you hoping to find out if Octo’s got two sets of duck lips will have to wait until her fap porn comes out later this summer, because she’s keeping her chonies on at T’s Lounge. Octo will only go topless and won’t be giving lap dances in the champagne room. T’s Lounge will pay Octo thousands of dollars to rub her c-section scars against the stripper people.

So to recap, OctoMom is going to awkwardly tweak her half-naked baby making machine body to Creed’s With Arms Wide Open at a Florida strip club. This sounds like my kind of event. Dlisted field trip!

And before OctoMom gets on the pole, they should slather that pole with spermicide and wrap it with layers and layers of condom rubber. I know Octo’s last batch of babies came from IVF, but I still believe that bitch is so damn fertile that if her crotch came in contact with an unsanitized stripper pole, she’d find herself knocked up again.

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