Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Finn, the Queen’s brother/bitch/lover(?) from Mouth Breath White and Thor.

At the beginning of that Snow White mess (or as most of us called it “No Kristen Stewart Movie Should Be This Damn Long“), a hologram Rod Serling should pop up to tell us that we’re about to enter the Twilight Zone where Kristen Stewart is declared the “chosen one” by a tree moose creature thing, Snow White is always smelling a fart, Thor never takes his top off (that was the worst part, to be honest), the shrooms are on shrooms,  everyone looks like a rejected Game of Thrones extra, Charlize Theron breaks the high camp meter with her overacting (in her defense, bitch had to act for both herself AND the female Keanu Reeves) and more importantly, the Queen’s hot piece albino brother Finn doesn’t get enough screen time.

In case you’re waiting to see this shit when it comes out on bit torrent (if it hasn’t already), I won’t give too much away, but I’ll just say that the Queen needs to take her mirror to the Geek Squad, because that shit is broken. Obviously, the creepy-faced Finn is the most beautiful, fairest and glamorous in all the land. That picture above doesn’t do him any justice. Finn is always giving us some Village of the Damned meets Peter Pan Dude realness.

(Picture via Wikia)

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