Another Shot Of LiLo As La Liz

Earlier I posted a picture that was supposed to be Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, but looked more like somebody's uncle in five cent drag as Lara Flynn Boyle. Lifetime is trying to wipe that skid mark of a picture with this official photo of LiLo as Liz and Grant Bowler as Richard Burton. This some "I vant to suck the coke in your blood" shit, but it's an upgrade. If the entire movie is shot in black & white, every frame is Photoshopped and they only shoot half of LiLo's face, it might work! And now that I look at that picture again. It doesn't look like Dracula. It looks like he's doing a line off her neck.

And here's LiLo shooting scenes today in Marina Del Rey and sort of kind of not really looking totally like Elizabeth Taylor....during her Larry Fortensky era. If LiLo came to a Halloween party dressed like this and told you she was Elizabeth Taylor, you'd nod your head and think to yourself that you'll probably see the resemblance after you crack a full vodka bottle open over your head and pour its contents into your drink hole.

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:32pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:00pm.

Absolutely no resemblance to Elizabeth Taylor. Liz had a perfect hourglass body with full bust and tiny waist, and Blohan has a bloated gut, saggy tits and a pancake ass. Check out her gut in thumb # 11.

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Agreed.

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:30pm.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:26pm.

Taylor is a legend for many reasons--she was a child star who never faded away and attained enormous success and acclaim as her career progressed; she lived an out-sized life and made no apologies for it; she drank, smoked, swore, and fucked to her heart's content and didn't give a damn what anyone thought about it or her; and--probably most important--she could fucking ACT.

Lindsay Lohan is a talentless skank who was very cute in a few movies many years ago.

Submitted by justincase on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:25pm.

Not a hint of resemblance and a good actor does not have to look identical to suggest persona of another. Those of you who watch this mess will be doing a lot of squinting.

Submitted by JoJo on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:24pm.

Jaysus...she doesn't have a single muscle in her body with even a tiny bit of muscletone....and her belly-bloat is nauseating. I know it looks like she's using fake tanner, but somehow it wouldn't surprise me if she was nearing end stage liver disease (cirrhosis.) The bathing suit is kind of cute...but seriously, it would look much better on even a minimally toned body.

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Submitted by nurse_julie on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:18pm.

I honestly cannot see the resemblance in the least.
What a joke.

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:17pm.

This must be Liz at 60! Nice middle aged paunch.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:14pm.

Also, in thumb 12, check out the cheap ass wal-mart fake tanning goop on the backs of her knees.
I cannot wait.

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:14pm.

Craptastic beyond words. An epic beyond anything the human mind has created in recent Earth history. Not since the first cave drawings has humankind seen such advancement in visual entertainment. 2012 will see a masterpiece that has never and will never be duplicated. I might even turn my cable back on for this historic event...

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Worrying is using your imagination
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:13pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 9:30pm.
She has NO ass!

Oh my Jesus silly peters, I was logging in to say that!!!!!!!!!!

(Other than the one on her face))))))))
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:08pm.

Mike: me too. I'm sure we will. Leopards don't change their spots. And crackies somt change their underoos.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:06pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 9:34pm.
This looks so deliciously bad. I can't wait to hear that cigarette smoked truck stop voice try to do Elizabeth Taylor's rather high pitched slight British one."

AHAHAHAHA! That'll be a treat.

Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:04pm.

She should just steal a camera and shoot this movie herself in a motel room with a bellboy playing Richard Burton, if SamRo is unavailable.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:04pm.

This looks so deliciously bad. I can't wait to hear that cigarette smoked truck stop voice try to do Elizabeth Taylor's rather high pitched slight British one.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:03pm.

The B&W shot is gorgeous. Photoshopped to hell and back, but beautiful nonetheless.

But damn that girl has NO figure at all. She's got no waist or butt. That's unfortunate.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:02pm.

Actually that photo makes it look like its going to be a vampire flick...

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:01pm.

thumb 12 -- that busted wig [who the hell is lying and saying that's her hair, you can see where her hair stops and the fall begins]; that ill-fitting suit, the hanging tits, the lack of muscle tone, the non-existent ass, the pasty skin . . .

ay caramba!

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 9:22pm

wait until she sees these photos. that should do it.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 8:00pm.

She has NO ass!

And if that B/W photo is her, it's photoshopped to hell and back not to mention they used the Barbara Walters lens on her by the fuzzy looks of it!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 7:59pm.

The top pic is quite good, but the thumbs are 100% "House Wives of" or "Jersey Shore" material! LOL *stop releasing pictures Lifetime!*

#YOUCLASSY!

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 7:58pm.

@ Hekki..,I had to really look to make sure that WAS Lilo, that is much better. It doesn't matter how good of a job she does though and I'm by NO means suggesting Linds has the chops but especially since it's Linds covering such an icon as ET this movie really doesn't have a chance even if she does somehow do a good job on it.