Afternoon Crumbs

Benji Schwimmer comes out as a gay Mormon as Derek Hough whistles while looking up at the sky – Towleroad

Sharpen your shank: Your boyfriend has taken THE MOST HATED WOMAN IN THE WORLD to see his homeland – Lainey Gossip

Jason Alexander gives the apology of apologies for calling cricket “gay” – Celebitchy

Not sure what’s going on in this picture of Katherine Jenkins, but her bare nalgas made an appearance – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Somebody please explain to me what the meaning of that black sleeveless lab coat on Mila Kunis’ body is – The Superficial 

There are actual Barbie dolls that look more organically human than Gretchen Rossi does – Hollywood Tuna 

From the vintage panty creamer archives: Paul Newman – The Berry 

Emma Roberts has a leg-off with a parking meter pole – Popoholic

I want to see Alicia Keys and CoCo in a thigh wrestling match – IDLYITW

If you’re 11-years-old, here’s some pictures of Bella Thorne. Also, if you’re 11-years-old, what are you doing here? This foolery zone is for adults only! – ICYDK

Zuma should be mad that he’s dressed like Avril Lavigne – Popsugar

So I guess Chinese princesses dress like Japanese geishas sometimes. Asian history according to RiRi – Just Jared

Me while watching Mad Men last night – Crunk + Disorderly

Daniel Tush – Videogum

Stock up on your Sharpies and coochie cutters, Canada, because Pamela Anderson is moving back – Hollywood Rag

Why DJs should insult Snowflake Minaj’s shit songs more often – I’m Not Obsessed

Dear Charlie Sheen, Mr. Burns wants his signature sneer back – Cityrag

(Picture via Benji’s MySpace)