Monday, June 4th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Benji Schwimmer comes out as a gay Mormon as Derek Hough whistles while looking up at the sky - Towleroad

Sharpen your shank: Your boyfriend has taken THE MOST HATED WOMAN IN THE WORLD to see his homeland - Lainey Gossip

Jason Alexander gives the apology of apologies for calling cricket "gay" - Celebitchy

Not sure what's going on in this picture of Katherine Jenkins, but her bare nalgas made an appearance - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Somebody please explain to me what the meaning of that black sleeveless lab coat on Mila Kunis' body is - The Superficial 

There are actual Barbie dolls that look more organically human than Gretchen Rossi does - Hollywood Tuna 

From the vintage panty creamer archives: Paul Newman - The Berry 

Emma Roberts has a leg-off with a parking meter pole - Popoholic

I want to see Alicia Keys and CoCo in a thigh wrestling match - IDLYITW

If you're 11-years-old, here's some pictures of Bella Thorne. Also, if you're 11-years-old, what are you doing here? This foolery zone is for adults only! - ICYDK

Zuma should be mad that he's dressed like Avril Lavigne - Popsugar

So I guess Chinese princesses dress like Japanese geishas sometimes. Asian history according to RiRi - Just Jared

Me while watching Mad Men last night - Crunk + Disorderly

Daniel Tush - Videogum

Stock up on your Sharpies and coochie cutters, Canada, because Pamela Anderson is moving back - Hollywood Rag

Why DJs should insult Snowflake Minaj's shit songs more often - I'm Not Obsessed

Dear Charlie Sheen, Mr. Burns wants his signature sneer back - Cityrag

(Picture via Benji's MySpace

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Cool Hand Luke Paul was my fav; body, brains, the accent. :) Even George Kennedy looked good.
HUD ... http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/hud-thumb-320x401.jpg ...sassy Paul

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i would given myself to Paul newman 100x times over.

that man was hot as hell.

he was great in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, where it was suggested that his character was gay and his marriage to Liz was a fraud.

the acting was amazing in that movie, plus I learned the word "mendacity". ill still waiting to use it one day.

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Paul was a God amongst men. Nobody better looking before or since, beautiful inside and out.

lol @ Twat Muffin. I thought Frank Langella was as straight as you could get by Hollywood standards.

But I think Paul was so hot that every guy, straight or otherwise, was fascinated by him and jealous and wanted to pick out flaws. In his films, such as The Hustler, his looks are usually mentioned - even by men.

I'm sure Paul was def. straight despite rumours, but you can bet all these Hwood types experimented if they liked. This video is the best - http://youtu.be/U1sLlcarbu4

I just finished DVRing Mad Men. Great episode.

Joan as a partner is so bizarre since she fucked her way to it. Thought Lane's semi-lewd comment to Joan was great. Painful reminder of how she got to where she is.

I also loved Betty and Sally having a tender moment. And please, off Megan. The character and actress annoy me.

Submitted by ikoihiI on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:51am.

And the sad thing is that nobody's gonna call her out on it or ostracize her.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:16am.

I think they can go cut or not, and the only difference is that the balls are on top rather then underneath. ;)

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LOL!!!! omg that will make it difficult if i hooked up with a gay mormon and he wants to teabag me. cuz the cock will get in the way.

having said that, that won't stop me from hooking up.

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TEAM SLUTTY DON!

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Paul Newman! What a hot piece! And yes, I looked like that too, watching Mad Men.

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mefunigirl, I posted to you last week when you claimed this about Roger Sterling. It is JOAN who keeps rejecting him. Roger has been sending her checks, wants to pay for Kevin through college. SHE said no. He even wanted to be with her, and Joan said it was "some other lucky girl's turn".

Did you miss a scene 2 weeks ago?

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I'm so over Rhianna and her racism. The whole 'insult' toward Chris Brown's new girlfriend was stupid when Rhianna tweeted a picture of some cinnamon rice cakes with sunglasses and hoop earrings on them was dumb. And lumping together Thai, Japanese, and Chinese cultural aspects into a video named ..."Chinese Princess" just makes her appear all the less knowledgeable and more ignorant. Fucking idiot.

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Just so sad to see Lane go cause he was such a layered character with a lot going on. He had a gentle spot in his heart for Joan, but I think he was rightfully angry that here he is just trying to get through after putting all of his funds into the new company and here is Joan, trying to plan a vacay that really she earned with her pussy. Poor Lane. I wish they would have kept him around, really. They better not be dumping Peggy. I'll be pissed.
I was thinking that Jag is gonna hate the writers cause the darn car would not even start up for a suicide! Piece of shit.
I don't get what's up with Roger at all. I think he's probably afraid.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 9:53pm.
Oooh, Mad Men talk!

I loved that in the end, when something big happened, Sally still wanted her mother.

I think Lane obviously kept so much inside, that this was a way to say fck you to everyone. There were many places he could have done that, but he picked there to let them all see it.

I agree Don can be a prick, but he has a heart when he has to. He's developed that hard ass persona to get to where he is.

And now that he's single again, why isn't Roger claiming Joan child as his? What's he waiting on?

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P.T.Bull's picture

I think they can go cut or not, and the only difference is that the balls are on top rather then underneath. ;)

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:07am.
are Mormon's cut or uncut?

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Aww, poor Glenn fr Mad Men. I think boys that age tell lies like that often to get the cool guys off their back. Think he's had a mean time of it being shipped away to Ontario to go to school.

Pamela Anderson- if you cannot pay your rent in California, you cannot afford Vancouver. Even Van island is not cheap unless you live on the north end and become a lumberjack.

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Is it offensive to gay people to hear such a remark as cricket is gay? I imagine it would be, but I am fully aware I have a lot to learn about people.

So, at work the other day, I am trying to be friendly to dude who I was a bit short with at an earlier conversation. I say hello and put out my fist to do a knuckle-bump and he says "I don't knuckle bump because IT IS SO GAY!"

I'm sure everyone within 30 feet heard the last part. I said fuck you in my mind and moved on quickly while his co-workers shook their heads. I work at a pretty progressive place and if certain of the people in management heard him he would be in deep kimchee.

Well, in fairness I think he has aspergers and was raised by wolves, but he is invisible to me these days. He does seem a bit remorseful when he sees me, but my cheerful offer of friendship is permanently off the table.

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are Mormon's cut or uncut?

Twat Muffin's picture

miz cynical & Within -- speaking of homophobia, Rosie from RHONJ, though I hate to say this, is a beast. Yeah, Don was doodling a noose. I think the best recaps of MM are from ew.com, salon, huffingtonpost, esquire, latimes, slate & televisionwithoutpity. I'm out for the night, too, peeps!

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Twat Muffin - no, I don't remember that! Don was doodling a noose? I'll have to ask my husband, maybe he remembers. I know that the writers and Weiner will drop a little foreshadowing into it. I've been so busy avoiding spoilers today, that I didn't read recaps by the AV club or whatever over on slate.com. I know that you had mentioned a few weeks ago that you read salon.com and I'll have to check it out.

Oh, and I know that with all of the "I'm not a homophobe" talk that was on RHONJ last night that Michael K HAS to post something about it! Maybe something about Rosie? I just caught it tonight and I can't remember what it was, but I remember thinking, oh, Michael K had to have caught that scene!

Ok...I'm finally going to try and get some sleep! If I don't fall asleep, I'll try to pop back into this thread and see/respond to any other posts. I was just over in the OP and it looked as though harperharper wanted to chat, but it was a few hrs ago and I'm not sure if he/she is still around. Hopefully, they found someone to vent to!

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Within -- Kim D's chesticles are worse than Tori's.

miz cynical -- weren't those glasses the tackiest? I see shit like that at places like Hallmark or crappy gift stores, those stupid Diva glasses. Plus the bitch has to be like 80 years old -- she needs to cover that shit up!!! Also, regarding Lane. Do you remember that meeting where Don was doodling a noose? Very telling.

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@Twat Muffin - did you also notice how when they were at the pool, they were drinking out of those tacky ass glasses that look like they came from Party City's clearance bin or some shit? It was painted with some tacky colors and said 'diva'? Um, no. Also, why the hell were they at some community pool? You mean to tell me that with all of those god awful, tacky McMansions built on acres of land that they didn't install a pool in the backyard? That was the dumbest decision ever! Hell, they can put a pool in one of the wings of their homes!

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Damn you people! I'm trying to take my ass to bed and I keep getting sucked back in!

@ Twat Muffin - yes, I watch RHONJ. Oh.my.God. If there were ever an example of bolt-ons, hers would be it. She weighs two pounds and has massive, gross breasts. And, do her eyes freak you out at all? They're so pale blue rimmed with black eyeliner that I find them to be freaky. Like a villain in a movie or something. She's so trashy. She looks like, as my husband would say, she'll let you do things to her. Gross.

@Puppy Love: you're right, the Jag seemed to cement the deal for Lane. I just wish he hadn't agonized over it so much. Again, at the end of the day, it wasn't that big of a deal. He had another job offer, Don was going to cover the 7500k, etc.

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Twatty, please do vent away. Say they're not like Tori's craters, please! That beoatch sounds like she BELONGS at the zoo, NOT on TV! Where do they find them, Who puts them on, WHO!? ;P

Hope your evening's going well otherwise, Twatty!

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Within -- can I vent for a second? You had to see Kim D's chest? First of all, bitch reminds me of Sally Kellerman. Duck-lipped, ugly, skinny & old. And bitch is wearing a bikini. Her skin is hideously sun-damaged. They showed her chest -- OMG!!! Her chest is all red & crepey but her implants are white and she has tunnel cleavage -- like you could drive a truck through her cleavage, yet her implants didn't move. But the bitch thought she's hot! Words can't describe hot gross her chesticles are. Only MK could describe them.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:04pm.
@Hekki- I really don't understand Lane's motivation. It wasn't that big of a deal at the end of the day.
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Lane may have had a chance but when he saw the shiny new Jag his wife bought him, the noose was fashioned in his mind. Game. Over.

Don gave him a chance to bow out gracefully imo--but Lane just couldn't get past his own perceived failures.

Can't wait for next week.

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Twatty, barfs, hope you're not liking that Kim D. sh*t today!

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Dog -- yes! Tough, Dog!

Hey, does anyone here watch "Real Housewives of New Jersey" and know who Kim D is? I'm watching it now and HOLY FUCKBALLS!!! I'm mesmerized by her hideous chest & chesticle implants -- OH. MY. GOD!!! are they hideous!!!

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Mad Men stories again?

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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Ack. Don't click on the Pam Anderson story, it tried to give my phone a virus. Yes, I appreciate the irony at play there.

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@Hekki: I had a bad feeling when Lane got tipsy at work and crossed the line with Joan so I was like, oh shit. He officially is out of fucks to give. This can't be good.

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Mani6 -- I think Glenn is a bit too Semitic for a Children of the Corn role.

Within -- oh, I thought you liked McConnarex. Glad to hear you don't.

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I recorded last night's episode and I still stayed up late when I saw the repeat on because I had to watch it. I thought it was leading up to Pete being the one to commit suicide all season but then I understand why Lane did it - it made me so sad because I liked Lane a lot. Jared Harris better win an armful of awards for that episode.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Miz: right? He was given the chance to save face. And he had a damn job offer at another agency! And what he did was hella more scandalous than the original thing. I was thinking he was noble when he helped Joan but all I see is weakness.

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Yeah, definitely thought creepy Glenn was going to put the moves on Meghan, too. In the previews for next week, I'm curious if he's on the phone with her.

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Hi Twatty, you did? Ugh, Can't stand that T-Rex mo'fo (sorry lovers of Matt!)

I know Tom, could so easily channel a gorgeous man... why does he do that? And the Tommy Girl's and Adam Levine's parade around topless and clean shaven, WHY!??? Probably the Travolta's too! ;P

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:06pm.

Did anyone else think Sally would try to seduce Glenn? And then I thought he'd try something with Megan.

If there is a Children of the Corn 6, Glenn would be a great lead. I also thought he was going to try something with Megan.

Can Sally get a Happy First Menstruation Party?

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Hey, Within! Yeah, I mentioned McConnaughey, and I called him a stinky T-Rex -- sorry!!! I just can't deal with dudes who stink. Tom Hardy looks so gross with that nasty beard of his.

miz cynical -- I thought Glenn was about 15. Maybe Glenn was in a psych ward; I'm sketchy about his past.

Hekki's picture

Did anyone else think Sally would try to seduce Glenn? And then I thought he'd try something with Megan.

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@Hekki- I really don't understand Lane's motivation. It wasn't that big of a deal at the end of the day.

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Twatty, you did not mention McConnaRex below did you? Please say you dih'int! ;P

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@Twat Muffin: yeah, is Glenn supposed to be 14 or 16? If he's 16, its super creepy that he lied about having sex with a 12 yr old. And I don't think that the other kids are just picking on him out of the blue. I wasn't sure if he was at a psych ward or at school.

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Newman was the hawtness, Tom Hardy take note, not a single scruffy photo!

LOL Minaj.... BURRRRNNNN! ahahahahahaha

*waves hello at fellow Hamm lovah's?* ;)

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Oooh, Mad Men talk!

I was supremely pissed at Layne. He wound up hurting his wife and son more than he would have if he'd made another choice.

I loved that Betty was so sweet to Sally.

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miz cynical & Louise -- the dirt on his upper lip was super ugly, and what the fuck was up with that shit he told Sally about how he was getting messed with at school? Like the other kids were peeing in his locker? They must really hate him at school to be doing shit like that to him, that or he's a real pervert there and they're doing that to get back at him.

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The nepotism for Glenn's character bothers me 'cause he'll never get canned. The dirt on his upper lip adding to his creep factor.

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miz cynical & Louise -- oh, Louise, I read you wrong, I thought you said Don was a sociopath, my bad. Yeah, I got worried, too, that Glenn was going to try & molest Sally; he's just so creepy & ugly. I thought it was funny when Roger said his enlightenment wore off -- I hope he goes back to being slutty Roger, too. It sounds like he's on track; he's already romancing a coat check girl. And it was sweet that Betty was tender with Sally. And I LOVE IT when Betty is bitchy to Megan -- go Betty!!!

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Twat Muffin- I didn't mean Don was, the guy I was with was completely a sociopath. He lives in our neighborhood, too, and I dread even the thought of possibly running into him.

miz cynical- I thought it was going to be Pete, too. He's so dissatisfied with everything.

I cracked up when Roger said his enlightenment wore off.

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@ Twat Muffin - as far as Hamm is concerned, he has a great range. Let's not forget that he's also a great comedic actor.

Oh and I know that you and Louise want to see a Joan/Don/Roger sammich, but I'm still going to throw out there the possibility of Dawn/Roger/Don for purely selfish fapping reasons :)

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@Twat Muffin & Louise: alright, I'm here! Yeah, I HATE Glenn's fcharacter! I was worried that he was going to rape Sally. Such a fucking creep. And wtf with Don having the fucking philosophical, heart to heart with Glenn? Annoying. I was happy that Betty had a sincere moment with Sally. I didn't need to see her 'become a woman'. Ick. Nast.

As for Lane, I guess they were building up to it all season, but I still wanted Pete to, um, 'leave'. I feel bad that Don feels responsible. I don't know if Don and Joan are going to get it on. I think that don is just going to visit Lane's widow. And I expected Megan to have some nympho moment while Sally visited. I loved every bit of bitchery that Betty dished out to Megan! Hate her!

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Louise -- I wouldn't quite say Don is a sociopath, as he does have a sweet side to him, like driving Glenn home, which I imagine was a really long drive. Though for the life of me I can't figure out why Don loves that bitch Megan. She's such a twat and she's so ugly. I had an ex who was as hot as Don, except he was insecure, even though he was an extremely successful lawyer -- go figure, huh?

sushi -- speaking of Paul Newman, I heard that that he is discussed in that new Frank Langella autobiography. Supposedly Frank said that Paul was boring and didn't have much of an ass, which I thought was really bitchty of Frank. And why the hell would Frank care if Paul had an ass or not if Frank wasn't a bit swishy himself?