"Bro, I Told You Already That The Royal Jewels Are Looking Tight. Stop Asking!"
I was going to title that picture "Royal Sword Fight," but that's just wrong and I don't want to think that Prince Hot Ginge partakes in waterfront incest.
Queen Elizabeth II's weekend Diamond Jubilee celebrations (aka Hail To The British Thug Misses) continued today in London when the royal family kept with tradition by getting on a boat decorated with Prince Hot Ginge's shellacked pubes (that's what that gold stuff is right?) and waved to their subjects as the Queen dipped into her pocketbook and threw raw diamonds (bought with taxpayer money) at her people. It's the Queen's way of giving back. It's kind of like when you bought your mom's a Mother's Day gift with her money. It's like that. No, she didn't do that, but she did throw them her smile and that's worth so much more than a pile of diamonds.
If you don't know what the Diamond Jubilee is, it's a celebration to mark the 60th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's reign or some shit. In America, we also have a jubilee celebration to honor our queen. We call it Barry Manilow's birthday.
For today's Jubilee River Pageant (I can't believe that's a real thing that exists) down the Thames, The Queen wore her favorite bedazzled church suit. PHG, Prince William and Prince Phillip wore the finest prince costumes found in Disneyland's costume closet, Camilla wore whothefuckcares and Duchess Kate kept it understated in red. Because nothing says "We all know who these bitches are really here to see!" like head-to-knee red.
So far I'm totally disappointed with this Diamond Jubilee celebration. Diamond Jubilee sounds like the gayest thing ever and it's not living up to its name. When is the event where PHG comes out on stage and shakes his pecs while covered in nothing but body glitter and strategically placed rhinestones (a rhinestone covered peen is not considered indecent for public viewing as long as most of the head is covered)? That better be the highlight of Tuesday's ceremony.
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I fucking hate Royalty. The idea that a bunch of unemployed, freeloading royals that got rich at the back of the people they usurped money from, conquered and oppressed truly appalls me. Celebrating royalty is as distasteful as celebrating slavery. The idea that some people are better and worthier by virtue of birth and lineage. People in this country, ESPCECIALLY in this country, must be majorly fucked in their heads to celebrate this given that this country was founded on the very rejection of the notion of royalty.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:58am.
OMG Me too! I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks Harry is the son of somebody else.
god knows who Diana (RIP) banged, she was known to have had numerous affairs because her husband was a fucking idiot who preferred to fuck horse face camilla. anyway the royals have clearly decided its in their best interest to just say Harry is the son of charles, rather than face the scandal in the media by saying he isnt the son.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:58am.
Ok, I'm totally convinced Hot Ginge is the son of someone else. Look at the profiles on PHG and his "Dad", in thumbnail 17. There's no way, aside from them looking nothing like each other. And if you look at his brothers nose, it's exactly the same as Charles. Yep, Diana had some piece on the side for realzzzzz!
WORD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eenapEJ75v8#t=00m51s
Also, look at the difference in their neck sizes in the post picture - totally different. PHG barely has a neck and the back of William"s neck is much daintier than PHG's.
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Ok, I'm totally convinced Hot Ginge is the son of someone else. Look at the profiles on PHG and his "Dad", in thumbnail 17. There's no way, aside from them looking nothing like each other. And if you look at his brothers nose, it's exactly the same as Charles. Yep, Diana had some piece on the side for realzzzzz!
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Loopy, I do too! That's a great gig! Travel, wave, nod, hunt, some cricket, eat, visit some dignataries, party in Dubai! Don't know what Camilla and Charles get up to... Lick ice cream? hahaha Serve for prestige? LOLOL NO, gimme £€$$ bitches! ;p
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Because nothing says "We all know who these bitches are really here to see!" like head-to-knee red.
From the Queens lips to your peen MK!
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Whamo, a good deal, no? The country's coffers must be overflowing... and this brings in tourism...and the people love them... wait a minute, what am I saying? That shit's unreal!!!! 1Billion?!?!? :O
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:38am.
Lol It is amazing how some people will sacrifice everything just to be of service to the royals, because they feel its their duty or they were born to serve the royals. lol
I wanna know where to meet them, cuz i can pretend to a royal and hire them for $2 a day.
and I'll be like "hay slave peasant, go get my guest withinreason a drink... and make sure its 4 degrees, if i find that it is 4.25 degrees temperature, im sending you to the torture chamber, ya hear!!!"
Lol Loopy, you could be a recruiter to service the elite, that sounds cushy! Bend over for the privilege to serve your monarchy! Join today! Hahah
Wow, that's expensive! Hope they don't visit ya often!
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lmao @ this post.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 9:25am.
Wonder how much this little party cost?
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Reason,
It's been reported only a paltry One Billion Dollars!! no shit!!
I'd rather watch Betty and her family then any those inbreds on "Lost" "Keeping Up with The Kunts" "American Idol" "America Thinks It's Got Talent" and "Fox News"....Who the hell cares how anyone else spends their money? If you don't like it change the channel....peasants!
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 9:25am.
Helllsss no... I wish they paid for themselves.
When they visited Australia, we had to pay for everything, accommodation, security, chartered british airways flight for the ENTIRE entourage, food, some first cousins for sexy times to continue the inbreeding,
WE PAID THEM to visit us.
thats why the royals never visit the poorer commonwealth countries, cuz they cant afford to stage the event.
banoffee pie is an english desert, ive only ever had it once but i heard its an english staple...it consists of caramel sauce drizzled ontop of bananas.
anyway the royals are incredible rich, i saw a BBC report that the entire family is worth around $3 billion.
and they can afford to stay rich cuz they never really pay for anything, like they each get an allowance for a few million dollars a year from the british tax payers and then the butlers and maids employed in the royal palace are paid a pittance. cuz they do the job as a "privileged" to serve the royals.
and their transportation is also free, so basically they have all this income pocket money like $2-3 million a year, and virtually no expenses.
however many butlers who work for the royals and can get good references can command big money outside when they work for the richie rich people.
glowing references such as "Alfred was a godsend! when Andrew brought in that male escort and Andrew snorted too much cocaine off the male escort's long penis, Alfred was quick to ACT!
Alfred summoned the maids and together they lifted Andrew into the boot of the Jaguar XK-8 and drove him to Dr Kate Moss' house where she performed emergency snorting, Dr Kate Moss placed her nose over Andrew's noise and snorted up the cocaine... Andrew quickly recovered.
Alfred will be a great loss to our royal family, we will miss him, Cheerioo Queen Elizabeth II"
I like Kate, but she needs to gain a good 5-10 lbs. She would still be thin, but not look as emaciated as she does now.
Loopy, good Lord, why Pimpa? Hahaha I pictured Harry in one of his "bear hugs" with his buddies in the back room ololol
Second everything about the cost! I like Kate and Harry, William too but the rest. Did you know that when they visit the rest of the Commonwealth, those countries foot the bill for the trip and expenses too? I thought the royals owned property all over and were hella rich! A very expensive lot indeed! Wonder how much this little party cost?
*hafta look up "banoffee pie" hahahahaa*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 2:10am.
lol i just think for all the fucking money they spent on this shit, they could have gotten more bang for the buck.
seriously, in this economy, British tax payers have just forked out hundreds of millions of dollars to celebrate the old mole's day as an an old mole wearing a huge tiara.
In this economy, the diamond jubilee should have been held at the local pub where they served alternating vinegar soaked fish and chips and bangers and mash, washed down with lager or stout, and finished off with banoffee pie.
and for entertainment, the royals can get drunk on lager/stout, play darts on a board, pash their (FIRST) cousins, and then Harry makes a move on Pimpa and ends up finger banging Pimpa in the stinky filthy toilets, and harry walks back to Prince Phillip and lets the old granddad smell his finger and Prince Phillip remarks "Tally hooo old chap, i say, she must have been a good crumpet".
Years ago I saw pictures of QEII out with her corgis, standing on the side of one of her castles wringing the necks of birds they'd caught with her bare hands and I've hated her ever since. She was a horrible mother to Charles. She's such a cold old bitch; I keep waiting for her to die.
For fuck sake. So many bloody peasants on here harping on about how wonderful this 'tradition' is. Its a system of manipulation and pilferage of stupid people. Fucking serfs the lot of you. Off with the heads of all these inherited and self appointed elites!
I do Pagents!
Kate is doing a good job so far. But even though it's none of my business, I think she should gain a little weight. She needs sustenance to do her job. Her thinness is aging her.
And I think she hits the mark in every way. She's stylish without being too trendy, age-appropriate without being dowdy, and she seems balanced. The Queen chose well.
i simply cannot muster a fuck as to why the royals matters...especially in the states...
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Why are many Americans (of all people) obsessed with these useless, inbred twits? Idolizing parasites is like a fucking national pastime. It's even more pathetic when you realize that a good number of people IN the UK can't stand them either.
I can quite honestly say that I don't give two shits about this Jubilee, the only reason people are interested is because they get extra days off and can get mullered for a good cause - and rightly so!
ps first time post, long time reader - please don't hurt me! *hides behind sofa* I am from Wales and not a troll...
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Go to bed you Foxxy Fat Lady Clown with the Dog bref and the Flatt chest....say hi to Ruth, Chewbacca, Princess Leia and Marvin too. Who'd I miss?
Oh hohohohooo....now its editing itself cause it thinks the pretty clown has my attention...I see it... still wanting...needing the last word. Fucking pathetic.
*does happy dance*
Hey clown...wow. I've seen you and I know youre another one...May. I. help. you?
I hit a nerve folks...the big guns are out...oooh wee oooh. As if anyone really needed proof....proof is here!
*gets proof a glass of iced tea and a chair...sits with proof*
I heart you, Fat Lady. Good posts.
LOL@ all of the shitstorm.
Fuck. Some of you make me feel sane.
That's muthafuckin' saying something.
All hail the fucking QUEEN!
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 4:46am.
Dude? Dude? Damn.
The only reason Fatties hand out make believe internet cups with lil hearts is cause they cant eat them. You keep believing in your declarations of who's sane and who's not...just like the idea of you gnawing your own toenails (blech, btw)...you wish it were true and you had the capacity to do so. But alas just like you skippin a buffet...ain't gonna happen IRL.
See what I mean? You think its a show and you think its yours. You think you have the power to make me mad...you keep hoping to be followed...youre digging your own hole...and youre burying yourself too. Thanks for doing the work for me. Now this has become too easy. I prefer a real challenge. Nighty night...dont let all the voices in your head get too jumbled. I give you the last word...but remember...it was a gift...a parting gift...since I know you wont be here as foxxy much longer. Youre even editing yourself now in hopes that people dont see the obvious. Youre just that crazy. I cant wait to see who you are next...not really.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 4:14am.
♥winning the sanity cup tonight♥
I wish people had more patience and kindness for each other on the internet.
Can you imagine us treating us like this in person? Might as well call it societal melt-down.
What happened to manners and decency and kindnesses? Why is that so hard for some people to fathom.
I won't shake my damned head because if I shake it again I might kill myself of shaken baby syndrome adult version.
Damn you people. I want to love you all.
Fuck.
Here's looking at the Queen's royal jewels...and thank the lawd she ain't never show'd her damne royal 'gina. Gotta give snaps to the royals for at least that.
Sads out.
good night everybody else -- have a good week
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm still here and while you chase your tail you should hold your bref too. It stinks like dog. Guess what? I can keep up with both of you. Youre both slow, clumsy and you leave a snail trail a mile wide. You still asking for proof...did I mention thick skulled? No? Well I have now.
i haven't run anywhere. i'm checking OP periodically waiting for you to prove up or shut up. but Fat Lady put something shiny in front of you and you got distracted
even if you have no respect for yourself or me, have some for the other readers and let's take my "before i go to sleep let me fuck with this cray cray bitch a couple more minutes" bedtime show on the road to the OP.
and who really seems "mad" here hmmmmmm?
/dialing down my laughing bec i want to be sleep soon
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:58am
I have Brit blood in me, bloke. Luckily, had fairly decent teeth after ten root canals. lol?
I do think the Queen is a trooper. She was crowned at such a young and fragile age. I can't imagine how scary it had to be for her to take on the role of "QUEEN" but she she was stoic and did her part. I have mad respect for that kind of dignity and duty (I could never do it, no way).
Ruunnn foxxy ruuunnn! You think I am dumb enough to follow your coward ass anywhere? You got me fucked up. I have to post citations for proof? What is this a motion for summary judgment? Its a blog stoopid. Fatty doesnt have any points...shes round. You've been outted...to post citations at this point would be redundant and pathetic...like you. That you would even ask is proof in and of itself. You wish someone, anyone cared to read your shit more than once...I dont have to...you'll start all over. Its. What. You. Do.
ps- The 3 Royals in above pic I like. The rest...Bluuuuuuuurrrrgggghhhhhhhh.
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Oh you did...hmmm. I dont read the d everyday...I dunno. I like EC and we get along when she comes back I'll send your regards. Dont you have some back fat you need to hose out? Or better yet...go eat something. You know youre hungry. I work with a fatty like you...she put her back abcess on facebook. You better ask your bf to hose out your rolls before staph starts. Whats that you say? He's at home with his real family? Oh...sorry about that. Heifers like you only get the time of day cause your self worth is so low you take it up the ass from anyone that gives you a second look. Btw...dont fatties tire easily? You sure youre not foxxy fatty? You two sure have a lot in common.
Submitted by kndall44 on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:42am.
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The hundreds of millions of British taxpayers money that was blown on this spectacle...
... the peasants & serfs are ok with that?
As a British Serf it makes me sick. Also, what with the Olympix costing original budget x zillions AND another Bank Holiday on Tuesday for this self-employed peasant 2012 is an expensive year for a poor country.....never mind, as long as the inbred Royal twats and the big companies that snaffled up all the tickets for the games have a wonderful time >:(
God Save The Queen? I think she's pretty well saved without Gods help what with the hoards of Docs and Army!
End of rant *Burns Queen Pic*
note- Queen as in Royal not Freddie Mercury and pals.
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Fat Lady's point is taken, this is not OP. heading over there to wait for you bitch, laughing all the way
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:47am
aaaaah, the mature exchange of ideas i've come to expect from you.
/still laughing
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:47am.
Fucking liar...you cant even see your feet much less gnaw them.
LOL. Nom. Nom. Nom.
Tina Fey still hates you.
still waiting for the proof that i'm Dog and/or Karen Flatts. should be easy for you since you're so sure
maybe the opinions in the posts you mention without citation are different because, oh i don't know, they were written by different people
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Luna Tick on Mon, 06/04/2012 - 3:47am.
Charles will always be "The Tampon".
I can't believe he actually told Camilla he wished he was her tampon.
I mean...that's fucking gross. Just NASTY GROSS.
Fucking liar...you cant even see your feet much less gnaw them.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 06/04/2012
Huh? What? I only bashed dog, evil cupcake and Irish Fury for shitting on me and dog-piling and that was quite a while ago.
Your cryptic drunken rants are hard to decipher.
Speaking about Charles-Camilla, I feel that Chelsy-Harry would be a redux. That woman's not going to marry him because she knows that the royal family is a fucking quagmire which will drain out all happiness. She also seems to be in love (or dickmatized) with Harry and vice versa. Poor new bride of Harry's. She won't even get to be princess. She'll be the equivalent of a mare brought in for reproduction.
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