Saturday, June 2nd 2012
Open Post: Hosted By The Official Mark Of Fug
If you're looking for a way to get to the front of the VIP-iest VIP line at the entrance gates to Hell, here's the visual secret password you've seen looking for: CROC TAN LINES! It's not only the official mark of fug, but it's also the official mark of dark-sidedness. That mess is uglier than a bubbly poison ivy rash on a prolapsed rectum.
In the underworld, nothing says "I take my allegiance to the dark side seriously" like CROC TAN LINES. In real-life, nothing says "I've given up on life and can't wait to get to the underworld" like CROC TAN LINES.
The sad part is that those aren't even real Crocs. The sadder part is that I know what knock-off Crocs look like.
via Buzzfeed
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:46pm.
Just got back from seeing Prometheus. Even though I'd give it a solid 8.67 out of 10, I have to say WTF IS THIS MOVIE?
I guess I was expecting to be hit over the head with references to events in Alien and how all that came about, but the connection was more subtle. Guess that's a good thing? It only vaguely answered some questions, but raised even more. One of the idiots that wrote for Lost also wrote for this - and you can tell. Charlize Theron was the stand out performance, and IMO that Noomi chick was just OK. Anyways, I waited years for it and I was definitely NOT disappointed. Recommended.
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Oh yes, and Michael Fassbender is in it. That alone gives it 11 out of 10 stars, in my book. I'm really excited to see it, but it doesn't premiere over here until next week :(
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:42pm.
You started it, you treat tease! ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:40pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJ-_tWFXrA
didn't you love this one?
OMFG YES. I loved the follow-up, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9HEAc8MDAY&feature=fvwrel
Reminds me of Nelly Furtado's new song, in how its moves into hyper mode at the end.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Omg at the poison ivy pics.
What's going on?...Somebody gave Dog a bone? Pervs!
Just got back from seeing Prometheus. Even though I'd give it a solid 8.67 out of 10, I have to say WTF IS THIS MOVIE?
I guess I was expecting to be hit over the head with references to events in Alien and how all that came about, but the connection was more subtle. Guess that's a good thing? It only vaguely answered some questions, but raised even more. One of the idiots that wrote for Lost also wrote for this - and you can tell. Charlize Theron was the stand out performance, and IMO that Noomi chick was just OK. Anyways, I waited years for it and I was definitely NOT disappointed. Recommended.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:46pm.
whenever someone comes through the front door she just plops on her back, spreads her legs and waits for her belly to be tickled. And she always licks everybody's faces.
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You know, I do that too - but not everyone cooperates :(
Hockey fan - WHAT DO YOU THINK BABY!!!!! *salivating and bug eyed*
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:35pm.
Yes, he got a milk bone over you.
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Well, now that was just wrong.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:35pm.
Yes, he got a milk bone over you.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
More 50 Shades of Shit, for all you haters:
http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/50-worst-synonyms-in-fifty-shades-of-grey...
Christ, this is some horrendous writing. I got halfway through book 1 and I want my money back.
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bebeh, Late 80's and sung by hotties, YES! But the suggestions always take you to something you remember but had forgotten.
Now for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mRmhoO6x3E
♪You play Russian Roulette this way♪
and ffw but not too far ;P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJ-_tWFXrA
didn't you love this one?
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This is why I wear socks with my crocks when I'm in the garden!
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:34pm.
Why not? Your boyfriend looked. Don't know if he got hot over what he saw, but he looked, oh yes he did, home biscuit!
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Male Dog is cooking steaks on the grill and my mouf is watering. I are hongree.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:23pm.
So I guess dressing like a shrub wasn't a good idea.
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No, exposing your bush to distract me did not work.
*steals the red Skittles from Dog*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:16pm.
Well, you weren't. Check with me again on the Claritin when it's not POURING outside and my HD is out.
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So I guess dressing like a shrub wasn't a good idea.
*turns out pockets*
I haz Skittles.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:16pm.
Well, you weren't. Check with me again on the Claritin when it's not POURING outside and my HD is out.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 6:12pm.
Um...I think a drug deal just went down outside of my house.
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Sorry. I thought I was being discreet. Want some Claritin?
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Um...I think a drug deal just went down outside of my house.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:57pm.
Remember this?
I don't! But thanks for the link!
80's, eh. I have some gems from that decade:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4gZg3-Kvlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sq8VDXlWQk
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Beb when I think of all the TV I consumed over the years, I laugh. Look at the polka dots and the hair bands <33 I know hits, but all of you who remember the little gems *bows down* hehehe I should take out shares in YT...
Remember this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKZEkOXomNo
Little_rasc, yes they're cute! The lady is a bit annoying but her doggies are little loves! heeheh
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Crocs? Please.
I do this w/ my fake tanning cream too. It's hot!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:35pm.
beb, you guys always come up with songs that are so familiar and yet I haven't heard them in YEARS! HAHAHA ;P
Ya, your pup looks longer than I thought he'd be, and you say the other one is even taller? The lady next door has a couple of those toy pooddles and they behave like Napoleon Marmadukes. Bossy little things!
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Within, I've had toy poodles for years, and they're sweet gentle adorable little thingies, very affectionate and intelligent. I had my previous one for 17 years, she loved everybody in the world. Now I have another poodle and she's less then 5 lbs, and whenever someone comes through the front door she just plops on her back, spreads her legs and waits for her belly to be tickled. And she always licks everybody's faces.
Not as obscure, but here's two for you, WR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OwAvDJmnJI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2qczd0SgA
ETA: Here's a third:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guwIlzV-sAo
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Not a good look.
Crocs should be worn for their intended purpose; e.g. gardening, filleting 25 pound cobia on the dock, mud-dancing at a hippie festival, or any other activity where the need to hose down afterward and be done with it outweighs the need for non-eye-rapingly-ugly footwear.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Where's Gardening Girl? I need to know if she's going to watch the hockey game tonight.
No WR - this one is now taller than the maltese.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
beb, you guys always come up with songs that are so familiar and yet I haven't heard them in YEARS! HAHAHA ;P
Ya, your pup looks longer than I thought he'd be, and you say the other one is even taller? The lady next door has a couple of those toy pooddles and they behave like Napoleon Marmadukes. Bossy little things!
ETA: well some of the obscure stuff, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF... ;P
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No sign of ESE? Damn.
Anyone in the mood for some obscure 90's music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMq5dLOjl5A
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:01pm.
Dear gawd, some whore come to Fl and get me, we've got the crazies in a bad way!
911 operator: Sir, what does he look like?!
911 caller: You can't miss him. He's naked!
I can't imagine the next round of calls once he got a hold of that poor man. :(
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ES, I'll come get ya but we can't go to Sweden bc some retard ate his wife's lips off there.
Fuck the CDC, this is some zombie apocalypse shit.
Why did I click the link
Simply hideous. I don't think anybody can be proud to display that. Luckily I don't know enough about Crocs to tell if these are originals or knockoffs.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:21pm.
HAHA. The other choice was going to be this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z33tH-JdPDg
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Lord have mercy.
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Sorry SFRB, didn't understand the backstory. At least you can dance around for four minutes.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:16pm.
For SFRB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg
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haha Beb! I posted this in the thread. :-) Thanks - and this is a fun song, too!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Even sadder that is a woman.
I usually have feet-tan lines. Might just be the strap of the flipflops, right now its some rounded shoe farmer`s tan with white toes....Next year`s are going to be Croc Tanlines, cause i am classy like that....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I thought Crocs were the official lesbian shoe - is that still true?
LOL @ this post. It's smart of MK to have an OP each weekend. Otherwise things tend to, err, fall apart till Monday (when they also fall apart, but in other ways).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
For SFRB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@HEKKI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I play a Sims Game on facebook and there is an ALL OUT PUSSY WAR in a group I'm in over people sending this one person "gifts" that she doesn't need [but you send to receive it back, so if you need something, you send it OUT] and it was just hilarious how people are really PISSED OFF in the group over something so fucking stupid, and mad at her for proclaiming that she no longer wants these gifts, "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO??? WE NEED THESE INGREDIENTS TO BUILD OUR FURNITURE!" bitch suck it up, it's a stupid game, it's not like someone stole your dildo).
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
I can't decide which is worse - mandals or Crocs.
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WR, he was certainly bigger than expected. He is such an active dog, too. Always has either the ball or the Crazy Critter nearby.
No, not making anything special tonight. It's been rainy and blah all day - might get some takeout. Have the leftover piccata, which came out very good, but will probably save it for a Sunday supper.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
*sends motherfucking energies to SFRB*
If I'm not mistaken those are knock-off Crocs.
I've gotten tan lines from my sandals, from wearing them all the time.
beb, amazing how big he got though! Understand now when you say he's a lovin' handful! Ya, thanks for sparing everyone the zombie stuff. haha
You making anything special today? Just made a fancy salad (no lettuce, lol), some Saturdays are for sleeping in and being lazy... ;p
OnT: Crocs imprints, real or fake, still gross
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Dear lord I can't even imagine how bad those feets smell...
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