Saturday, June 2nd 2012
Open Post: Hosted By The Official Mark Of Fug
If you're looking for a way to get to the front of the VIP-iest VIP line at the entrance gates to Hell, here's the visual secret password you've seen looking for: CROC TAN LINES! It's not only the official mark of fug, but it's also the official mark of dark-sidedness. That mess is uglier than a bubbly poison ivy rash on a prolapsed rectum.
In the underworld, nothing says "I take my allegiance to the dark side seriously" like CROC TAN LINES. In real-life, nothing says "I've given up on life and can't wait to get to the underworld" like CROC TAN LINES.
The sad part is that those aren't even real Crocs. The sadder part is that I know what knock-off Crocs look like.
via Buzzfeed
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2153370/Revealed-Victim-Canadian...
Those poor kittens.
FUCK.
Congrats, GG, looks like it's sports night in OP! My team won, too.
KINGS WON!!! *runs through thread, trips and falls on ass*
But in reality (sigh) it's probably going to be the Spurs v. the Celtics. But you never know!
Another topic:
http://www.9news.com/moms/article/270398/499/Mom-chokes-teen-over-Facebo...
If I'd have been that mother, I'd probably have throttled that kid, too. And then afterward be sitting in a jail cell, smacking myself on the forehead for being such an impulsive dipshit.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:02am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:54pm
/steps up to the betting window wearing silver and black
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Rascal: I'm betting (hoping) it turns out to be the Thunder (<3) vs. the Heat. And I hope the Heat gets beat! Go underdog, dark horse Thunder!
Go MIAMI HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Street hockey--seems like I remember that from the movie Mystic River (such a good movie, that one). But no, we don't play that here in Arkansas. At least that I know of.
I don't like that female submission stuff. It gives me the creeeps. I should write my own shitty novel about a woman who beats on and uses her mate.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:17pm.
Well, personally I don't see how anybody could prefer baseball to basketball.
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Now this, I understand, I like the one with two balls! ;p
Crazy, have you ever heard of street hockey? No ice is needed, in the movie Clerks, they played it on the roof.
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I've never watched hockey, though, because I'm from the South. We don't really have that here. No ice. So I don't know much about whether it's fun to watch or not.
Submitted by KA on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:43pm.
finally! someone else mentions story of o! i will not read this 50 shades of total shit because im highly doubting it's anything compared to the erotica ive read over the years. that and i don't buy into book hype. unless it's something someone i trust is recommending (no not oprah), i will stick with the great classics i have yet to read.
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Oh come on, give 50 Shades a chance. I just finished it and it gave me some tingly feelings. Usually nothing turns me on. The story itself is utter crap and I can't stand the character of Anastasia Steele, but the domination stuff was worth it. I wish my husband would read it and take notes from Christian Grey.
Well, personally I don't see how anybody could prefer baseball to basketball. Basketball is so fast-paced and exciting. Baseball's kinda slow. But I do like the Cubs. When I was a kid I liked the Braves cuz we got them on a cable station (what was that station--Superstation?).
Foxxy, I'll be like MK and J Harvey, I don't know what y'all are talking about. Spurs, Heat, Thunder? What is all this, how does it work?! ☺♪☺♪
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:56pm
the person who no longer exists to me dared to mention Satan's Team - Baseball Division . . .
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:53pm
if it begins with H-E-A-T, please don't tell me
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LOL Crazyinjapan, as I said to Foxxy... no comment... no evidence... hehehehe
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:07pm.
Dog, lol, I'm obviously out of my element here. The Thunder is a basketball team.
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Ugh. Can't stand basketball.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:04pm.
Doggie , are you a Yankee fan ? I love the yanks. It goes all the way back to to grandpa. Serious fans
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I am indeed. My maternal grand da was a Yankee fan in BoSox territory for the last 60 years of his life. LOVE THEM.
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Dog, lol, I'm obviously out of my element here. The Thunder is a basketball team.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:58pm.
CrazyinJapan, Yanks! haha
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Yanks??!! I see you are an instigator, WR. Don't make me sic my redneck hillbilly friends on you!
They will hold you down, put you in a Rebel Flag bikini, and take pictures to post ALL over the internet, including Dlisted. Beware!
Doggie , are you a Yankee fan ? I love the yanks. It goes all the way back to to grandpa. Serious fans
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:56pm.
What happened? Did the Foxx and the Dog get in a fight? Is Dog a Thunder fan, too?
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No. What's Thunder?
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Sal, I agree about assbender. I don't get the appeal of him. .........the buttetteeth, ginge coarse hair , big head skinny body. You just know he reeks of cigs, booZe and body odor
CrazyinJapan, Yanks! haha
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:20pm.
Ha! I just bought Wolf Hall and Bring Up the Bodies, based on The New Yorker's glowing, fawning review. (Haven't cracked them yet, but we'll do a mini-book club once I have, k?)
Hockey game's into OT! They've been bashin' each other.
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They're both really excellent...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
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What happened? Did the Foxx and the Dog get in a fight? Is Dog a Thunder fan, too?
Well, Miss Foxxy, the Thunder triumphed! But the series isn't over, so there's still plenty of time for us to wrassle!
Oh oh Foxxy, does that mean I am dead too? Won't tell ya who I'm rooting for... LOLOLOL
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:42pm
if it wasn't the Spurs, i'd be rooting for the Thunder. Spurs fan since George Gervin and Artis Gilmore [i'm old as mummy dust]
i believe there used to be a commenter named "Dog" on here. please tell that person she is now officially dead to me
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
GO YANKEES!
*hides*
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:20pm.
Ha! I just bought Wolf Hall and Bring Up the Bodies, based on The New Yorker's glowing, fawning review. (Haven't cracked them yet, but we'll do a mini-book club once I have, k?)
Hockey game's into OT! They've been bashin' each other.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
finally! someone else mentions story of o! i will not read this 50 shades of total shit because im highly doubting it's anything compared to the erotica ive read over the years. that and i don't buy into book hype. unless it's something someone i trust is recommending (no not oprah), i will stick with the great classics i have yet to read.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:33pm
GO SPURS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-)
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Them's fightin' words. Put your dukes up Foxxy!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:33pm
GO SPURS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-)
Kings, too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OKC is ahead. GO THUNDER! Kick Tony Parker's wussy ass!
Ryan Seacrest is in the house. Wonder if he's from Oklahoma? *goes to google*
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 7:39pm.
Re: Fifty Shades of suck, it just shows that to get people to read, you have to get down to the lowest common denominator. People who don't read much don't need much, just word of mouth, to hear that something is "good". Explains why most of the New York Times fiction best sellers are trash books... james Patterson, Danielle Steele, Stephen King...NOT to say they're all trash, but they do appeal to the lowest common denominator.
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Yeah...on point. That's certainly why I bought the thing (ugh), and why I do end up checking out a lot of what's on the bestseller list, just to see what all the damn hype's about. Sometimes you get really incredible works of literature ("The Tiger's Wife," "Kite Runner," "Wolf Hall" and its sequel), sometimes you get complete dreck like 50 Shades and Twilight. Most of the mass market paperbacks are beach reads, designed to make you not think too much. Authors like James Patterson and Janet Evanovich just have a formula and they stick to the script, because the public will gobble it up.
As a fellow English major (hi!), I'm sort of leaning towards the "whatever gets people reading can't be bad" mantra...but like Lucifer said, so much of what's out there is absolute crap...and is unfortunately shoving aside excellent would-be authors that aren't getting the press they deserve. and meanwhile, you can bet the author is laughing all the way to the bank!
oh...and good erotica? Three words: Lady Chatterley's Lover (D.H. Lawrence). It'll make you want to hightail it over to the English countryside and get yourself a rugged shirtless game-keeper.
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Does anyone play Words with Friends?
I have a game always going with a close friend, but she plays it by looking for obscure words to use, and I like to use words that I can add to.
When she uses these strange words, you can't build off of them and end up with half the board unusable.
I still almost always beat her but it's not as much fun.
And no, I don't want to play with Alec Baldwin :P
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 8:03pm.
SANS FARD,
omg did you watch 24/7 with the Caps? That coach Bruce was one hot bitch! fuck fuck fuck - that man said that so many times I am surprised there wasn't a humming from beeps running together. hahahahaha!
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yes! I remember that locker room scene. Hilarious! Apparently Coach Boudreau's mom wasn't happy with all that cussin'...the Washington Post ran an article about it.
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Gross.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 7:36pm
And I actually descend into a homicidal rage every time some moron says "Well, I don't mind what people read, as long as they are reading!" No. Fuck you entirely. I'd rather the whole world was illiterate than reading this SHIT and taking in shitty grammar, disgustingly bad punctuation, etc.
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OMG, I think I love you. I want to siggy this, but it's a tad long ;)
Spotted Dick
RandéS, Or hair comb! lol ;P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:09pm.
My surprise O. Henry ending:
Woman, after proposal: "Yes, I will, but only if you keep your baseball-card collection. It's what drew me to you." dun dun dunnnnnn
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Please: It's "rahnday."
RandéS,
"Maybe he should have broached the whole marriage topic first before logging onto eBay?"
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heheh, ya that too... talk about a misunderstanding!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 8:26pm.
Brown-Eyed, I noticed that the Kindle had locations rather than page numbers on their books. I think they've since fixed that but I don't doubt that the actual length of many books these days is really just 3-4 chapters' worth of content. Especially those in series, they'll break them up and sell them separately. I like ebooks but that's sneaky! ;]
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Agree but if you scroll down to where it shows how large the download is, it states how many pages. I try to catch those tricks !
Ooh, CrazyInJapan, I hope you like them - I do!
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 7:33pm.
I've discovered (through Kindle) a Norwegian author, Karin Fossum, and have been devouring her murder mysteries lately.
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I am SO going to check her out. I am currently in love with all things Norwegian. Except Anders Breivik, of course.
Doughty just looked like the ghost of Bobby Orr. One on three!
So far, I think it's the Kings' night (and series).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 8:11pm.
To be the chick I'd have tried to buy some cards back for him. Poor guy! ;)
That's very nice of you. Maybe he should have broached the whole marriage topic first before logging onto eBay?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Brown-Eyed, I noticed that the Kindle had locations rather than page numbers on their books. I think they've since fixed that but I don't doubt that the actual length of many books these days is really just 3-4 chapters' worth of content. Especially those in series, they'll break them up and sell them separately. I like ebooks but that's sneaky! ;]
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 8:11pm.
If she wrote a paragraph, it probably became a chapter. Good for the kid, but wow.