Saturday, June 2nd 2012
Open Post: Hosted By The Official Mark Of Fug
If you're looking for a way to get to the front of the VIP-iest VIP line at the entrance gates to Hell, here's the visual secret password you've seen looking for: CROC TAN LINES! It's not only the official mark of fug, but it's also the official mark of dark-sidedness. That mess is uglier than a bubbly poison ivy rash on a prolapsed rectum.
In the underworld, nothing says "I take my allegiance to the dark side seriously" like CROC TAN LINES. In real-life, nothing says "I've given up on life and can't wait to get to the underworld" like CROC TAN LINES.
The sad part is that those aren't even real Crocs. The sadder part is that I know what knock-off Crocs look like.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:28pm.
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Please listen to Hockey fan on this one, crazyinjapan, it's lots of fun and no ice is needed! lloll ;P
OnT: those tan lines ARE horrendous... MM! o_O
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Well, Hockey Fan, I am sure you are right. However, I know of no one here who watches or plays that game. The nearest ice rink is an hour and a half drive from here, in another state. That's just how Arkansas is, or how I see it. No hockey = minus. No Scientologists = plus.
Just for you, I will check out a game the next time I see one on TV.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:28pm.
I've never watched hockey, though, because I'm from the South. We don't really have that here. No ice. So I don't know much about whether it's fun to watch or not.
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Darling! There's the Dallas Stars, Carolina Hurricanes, Tampa Bay Lighting, Nashville Predators, Florida Panthers-- are the St Louis Blues considered Southern?-- And if you have cable, you can watch them. I highly recommend it.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:42pm
if it wasn't the Spurs, i'd be rooting for the Thunder. Spurs fan since George Gervin and Artis Gilmore [i'm old as mummy dust]
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Sweet Jayzus, there's another cruster on here!
I lived in Portland and was a Trail Blazers fan...Clyde Drexler, oh my.
And you still cannot say the words "Brent Musberger" to any Oregonian who lived thru the 1976-77 season, when we won the world championship over the Sixers, 4 games to 2. All Mushmouth said during the whole series was "Portland doesn't have an chance to win against Julius Erving and Darryl Dawkins" and we fuckin smashed em. He had to eat his words, and they were delicious (to us). People STILL hate him in Portland.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:20pm.
oh...and good erotica? Three words: Lady Chatterley's Lover (D.H. Lawrence). It'll make you want to hightail it over to the English countryside and get yourself a rugged shirtless game-keeper.
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Mmm, yes!! ^This. And, have you seen the movie with a younger Sean Bean as the game keeper? He was quite foxy in it. And he made a wonderful Count Vronsky in Anna Karenina, as well.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 3:18pm.
I'd say the Devils played better last night but the Kings got the breaks. I don't dig the looooong breaks between games: hockey is a winter game.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
does NBC show the weekday Stanley Cup matches, or NHL network or elsewhere? TIA
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
So far the kid has presented me with five rolly polly bugs, a ginormous moth, a caterpillar, a cicada shell and a sleepy salamander.
Kid - 9...Mom - 0.
Hockey fan, head hurt, me happy...
And Lucifer, I am ITA with your comments about reading. Yes, we should all read (more). It doesn't mean we have to read trash.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 8:28pm.
Doughty just looked like the ghost of Bobby Orr. One on three!
So far, I think it's the Kings' night (and series).
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I just spent $60 in a bar last night to watch the fucking Devils lose. FML. I hope They pull it out, but if the Kings win (*wink at GG*) they'll have desreved it. The Devils are just getting outplayed, adn Quick has been awesome. Although that winning goal last night, keeyrist, that was a bullet. Great shot.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 2:21pm.
Well, you guys are probably gonna kick our asses, because our team is nothing to write home about. We do look smashing in orange, though.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 1:17pm.
I'm all too familiar with having a sports hangover. Four simple words can make life hell: UEFA European Football Championship. And it hasn't even started yet.
HEAVEN! ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 1:17pm.
I'm all too familiar with having a sports hangover. Four simple words can make life hell: UEFA European Football Championship. And it hasn't even started yet.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Do you get a free pair of Crocs when you buy a copy of 50 shades of grey? This would be good PR. The demographic is the same, right?
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:27pm.
In other news, Gloria Allred is representing the GF of the Miami face-eater. WTF for? That woman will stick her ugly, saggy face into any situation for publicity. Dayum!
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IKR ? - is that shriveled tart even licensed in all these states she's flying to on her broomstick???
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:27pm.
In other news, Gloria Allred is representing the GF of the Miami face-eater. WTF for? That woman will stick her ugly, saggy face into any situation for publicity. Dayum!
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You know, I'm starting to think the whole oversupply of lawyers issue is complete bullshit. Clearly, Gloria Allred is the ONLY attorney in the entire US of A. Past, present, and future. There are no other lawyers, anywhere, ever.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:35pm.
I see you observed the Sabbath in the time-honored way. My Sunday is just starting. Must clean up, then food-shop. I watched too much sports yesterday, in three different professional areas--four if you count some golf. I sort of have a sports hangover--like too much dessert or something.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Lindsay must be playing Liz as she was in Virginia Woolf - bloated, messy, drunk, screechy.
The young dewy gorgeous Liz was already past when she got Dick. (heee)
She'd already had four husbands and three kids by then. So actually the joke is on Lohan to be playing Liz with that mileage on her.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:32pm.
My Sunday had booze in it, so I can't complain. How was yours? Salmon burgers sound healthy and yummie at the same time.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
RandéS, ah the Daily Mail, now I get it! This set looks like a mess. Just no. ;p
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:29pm.
A front to back joke, maybe. How was your Sunday? I have all sorts of plans--I just need to act on them. Gonna grill some salmon burgers at a minimum.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I couldn't even tell the difference between them in the green dresses.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:32am.
Great link, but LiLo as Liz is still an affront.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
In other news, Gloria Allred is representing the GF of the Miami face-eater. WTF for? That woman will stick her ugly, saggy face into any situation for publicity. Dayum!
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R.I.P. Richard Dawson. :-(
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:19pm.
Those were Liz's perfumes or something? The Mail is often tongue-in-cheek. They'll write, "X shows off her stunning beach body," when actually X's gunt is sliding off the map.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
RandéS, They had the nerve to say she smoulders and is obsessed with the role? Is this doublespeak? ahahahahha ;P
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Such an insult to Taylor's memory, image and legacy.
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I wonder how many of you whorz is going to watch Liz and Dick? Maybe we should turn it into a drinking game...a shot each time her face goes blank? When her voice goes extra scratchy?
Twins is right. Lohan is Liz. She's smouldering--or maybe just her ciggie is.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:32am.
TWINS!!!!!! Lol..what a loser. She horrible with the dark hair.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:32am.
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Nice paunch, Linds!
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Lohan as Liz: first on-set images. Why, it's almost as if Liz came back from the dead!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2154012/FIRST-LOOK-Lindsay-...
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I imagine Michael is watching that from start to finish! Just waiting for the fuckery pedal to be dropped by PHG!
Went to see what my mom was doing and she's watching some 50th anniversary of the ROYALS *side eye to mom* . I told her it was 2012 and they should shoot the capes and crowns off their damn heads. My mom defended that fuckery with "their royals!" (inbred ones!). I asked her if Prince HG the wild child was there and she said "he's tamed his ways, he's a good boy now" then I reminded her of the snorting incident. I swear, the main media only posts up the perfect side of this fucktards....
I WILL NOT POST WHILE DRUNK!
MULDER'S FATHER IS THE SMOKER???!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
I love my original Crocs, my original Uggs and my original Louis Vuitton bags and purses.
I am one of those people who you would assume have a fake LV bag because of her footwear. No make up, hideous shoes, comfortable pants, you know the type. But I love designer bags.
I have croc water shoes that sort of look like Winos ballerina slippers and I am telling you what, if you get those damn things wet you slip and slide in them like crazy! And they are water shoes! I almost broke my ankle and I am very used to being in the water etc...
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:28pm.
I've never watched hockey, though, because I'm from the South. We don't really have that here. No ice. So I don't know much about whether it's fun to watch or not.
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What!? I'm in steamy Florida and we have it here!
*looks down at St. Louis t-shirt*
Yes bitches, I'm in denial! I want Steve Downie back too! *wails* I love that guy... Effing Avs have him.
Puhlease no one say shit about Crocs - I hated them too until I tried them on. They're awesome! My feet love them! Yes I still wear them in 2012!
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 18...
Fatlady, that link to that horrific story is just so sad. Those poor kittens & yes the poor Asian boyfriend. The boyfriend must of seen signs that his lover was a psycho...the video was out there of him killing kittens. I hope he wasn't part of that sick shit. Those poor kittens, did he put them in a plastic bag then feed them to a snake? Horrific
Fat Lady, that article says he is on the run dressed as a woman. What do you want to bet he's dressed up like Kesha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-gyomwnxWA&feature=related
Yup, when people will kill kittens, they sure as hell won't worry about killing people.