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The Duck Hunt Dog! More like the Duck Cunt Dog. This bitch right here was as bold as bold can be and every kid who grew up playing Duck Hunt on NES probably learned how to hate by getting laughed at by this cruel motherfucker (yes, I thought about typing "motherducker" but realized it's always too early for a pun like that).
The Duck Hunt Dog really did have the perfect job for a fake video game dog. Dude got to lie in the grass, nibble on 16-bit foie gras and cackle right in the faces of children who didn't know how to shoot. He'd laugh right at you even though you had a plastic gun in your hand. Bitch didn't care, because he was bulletproof. Wonder Woman didn't have shit on him.
I sucked at that game and would even miss the ducks if I put the plastic barrel of my plastic gat right up to the TV screen. So the Duck Hunt Dog practically got a sore throat from laughing at me all day. Rude bitch.
The makers of Duck Hunt realized that they could make the dreams of children come true if they made it possible to shoot the laugh out of that evil beast, so they granted that wish in the bonus game of the arcade version. So this is for all the children of the 80s:
Sweeeeeeet revenge!
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At least that sonofabitch finally got his, FINALLY.
Old school games rule!!! Once Nintendo64 came out and all the new stuff after that I felt dizzy playing videogames. I was actually damm good shooting those stupid ducks :)
¨If I can't be my own I'd feel better dead¨ - AIC - ¨Nutshell¨
I love you MK
****&%$#@ Don't get on that ferry, Zac! Stay with us forever. @#$%&****I
I fuckin HATED that dog! Then you'd try to shoot him and he'd still be there chucklin his tail off. Oh, 80's nostalgia...
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
When one of my buddies was in Iraq, we skyped and would play duck hunt at the same time and have "Duck Hunt" competitions...we'd crack up whenever we'd here that damn dog!
Only MK can take nostalgic figures and put the best spins on them!
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 4:11pm.
<3 <3 <3 <3 your avi!!!
/can't get any of my Pam photos to upload :-(
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Thank you Foxxy! I love Pam Grier too. Many moons ago I had a birthday party themed around her 70s characters. :)
I loved this game! Hated that mangy mutt.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I hate this fucker! Michael, why!?
I was one of those kids that played the hell out of video games as a kid. Yeah, my parents had 5 jobs between them.
I loved original Pitfall (those sound effects!) and I played that Snokie game too on C64 lol. My fav computer game though was Impossible Mission for C64 (not that Tommy Girl bullshit).
Hated this damn giggling mutt and my brothers and cousins who tried to shoot me in the eye to make me "blind" the little cunts!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OMG, I forgot about that damn dog! I remember playing Duck Hunt with my sister and we would try to hold the guns like gangsters to try to get better scores (did not work), so we would just put the gun on the screen itself which worked perfectly. LOL! Thanks for reminder MK. BTW, I love this nerdtastic youtube video dedicated to getting rid of Duck Hunt Dog- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05DRO_i-CE&list=LLFeOZu3wVxJs3ZEOjw2T2sg...
I hated this evil cunt. Wtf is so damn funny bitch
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Im so sorry but...
NES = 8bit
SNES = 16bit
Im sorry i had to lol
As far as I'm concerned 'Wolfenstein' (1992) was the only game worth playing. I loved to hear those Nazi's screech “Ah! Mein Leben!” when you shot them.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
ah Duck Hunt...my nemesis of old...we meet again (in Sean Connery voice)
That game really was rigged. It was impossible.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 2:57pm.
/rolling on the couch laughing
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OUCH !! SHOOT THE DUCKS, NOT ME !! (You dumbf*ck!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *shoots hobbling mutt again and again, aiming at his little dogballs* Thanks, MK! ;D
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I remember holding the zapper against the TV screen trying to shoot that damn dog at close range.
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He didn't talk. I don't think anyone talked in those games back then. He would just giggle at your life.
did the dog just laugh or did it talk shit too? what would it say? TIA
/not a video game person then or now
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I hated that f'ing dog. He wasn't just laughing at your lack of shooting skills, he was laughing at all your perceived in adequacies.
reminds me of Dogs 101 (this morning), "Korthals Griffon, Europes best kept secret hunting dog"
give me Mario bros please! ;)
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"I'm afraid of happy people. They're chemically imbalanced."--Shirley
I had the most fun playing European soccer on Playstation with buddies and just making myself the player who kicks the ball the wrong way and scores against his team, making the British announcer say: "Oh my word! What is he doing?! This is just awful! Bloody hell!"
After about 10 minutes of that I was bored.
That game was a fucking fix!
I'm going to be tech-nazi cunt and tell you that it's not really 16 bit. The NES version was a watered-down 8-bit foie gras.
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this is the best HSOTD since Abandoned Couch! lol
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Up until a few years ago I still had the gun. Oh the sweet days of NES.
Bastard dog!
Oh, how I would have loved to able to shoot that asshole dog on the home version!
I loved this game! Stupid mutt!