Friday, June 1st 2012

Steve Madden Says The Trollsens Are A Pain In The Ass To Work With

I think I'm the only one who didn't know that Steve Madden is an actual person and not just some random name a huge corporation came up with for their shoe line. I honestly didn't know this. But this is coming from a dumb stupid bitch who up until I was 17 or so really thought that when I put my ear to a conch shell, I can hear the waves crashing onto the beach where the shell was found. I wish I was telling you a joke. I really believed that the huge shell your grandma keeps on her coffee table is like a direct telephone connection to the ocean. Like sea magic at work! Who did I think I was? The little fucking mermaid? I wish I could blame it on drugs, but I can't. It's just my natural dumbness. So when I call a dumb bitch a "dumb bitch," I'm totally projecting.

So, Steve Madden the person has worked with the double, double toil and trouble twins for five years and most recently he worked with them to bring the Italian brand Superga to the states. At the opening party for Superga's first US store in NYC, Steve Madden told Fashionista that everything they say about working with trolls is true. They cackle behind your back, nip at your ankles when you disobey them and threaten to eat the hair on your first born's head if you look at them funny.

“They’re very demanding, they’re very tough. You know, just tough, tough. They want what they want. And so we worked hard to get that done. They are difficult. They are exacting. They are a pain in the ass. But they’re very good though. No. They’re awesome. They’re very grown up, very worldly. And I’m very immature. So we meet in the middle.”

Demanding and tough? Steve Madden is just being dramatic for the sake of being dramatic. How hard could it be to work with those demon children? If they don't get what they want, they just put their heads together and force you to stare into their eyes as their irises project images of your gruesome demise if you don't do exactly what they say. That's not being tough at all!

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Steve Madden spent time in prison so he should be an authority on what constitutes a pain in the ass (literally). The trolls might be hard to work with but I'm sure he's experienced worse.

Let me see. What can I say about these two scary little trolls.

Oh, I know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ5p7HgLXbQ&feature=related

Those Olsens are unremarkable. Slouchy, stuck up, and just a couple of twin pukes.

mslewis's picture

All I know is, Steve Madden is a convicted felon, has filed bankruptcy at least twice and his shoes SUCK so who is he to talk about being "tough." Mary Kate and Ashley have worked since before they were a year old and they head a multi-million dollar company. Maybe Stevie should try being tough.

butchcooch's picture

How could girls..ummm women... who look like you could break like twigs be tough. Although looking at them im sure touching them may make my skin burn.

bonghits4jesus's picture

dude looks like steve from the jerry springer show's creepy older brother!

the olsen twins are businesswomen and probably had no time for his bullshit, what the fuck was this ex-con expecting?

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 3:26pm.

I wonder if the Olsens have to compensate for that and that's why they (reportedly) act like demanding cunts. If you look like a child, who is going to take you seriously? No matter how "famous" you are?

Could be. I figure they were spoiled brats, now have boatloads of money, and may be doping or drinking too much. Plus, isn't being a diva expected of fashion queens?

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Dirk Diggler's picture

They look like they've just crawled out of a New York sewer.

Margo's picture

They look like they have never had a cycle in their collective lives.

Anonymouse73's picture

Hayden Planetarium!!!

lol

Yeah...I always found that gross, too. And that isn't even the largest part of my ex's "issues".. Nice guy, but Jaysusssss.

I wonder if the Olsens have to compensate for that and that's why they (reportedly) act like demanding cunts. If you look like a child, who is going to take you seriously? No matter how "famous" you are?

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 3:10pm.

LOL re yer ex.

How else do you explain the career of Hayden Planetarium? Or grown men watching gymnastics?

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Anonymouse73's picture

I wonder if the same people seriously calling these two "style icons" are the same people who think Chloe Sevignefahkfha is one, too.
In other words, blind people.

Anonymouse73's picture

"That's exactly the attraction, A73: legal pedophilia."

Ugh. So gross.
I'm only 5'1", but am happy to report I don't look like a child. (although I had an ex who was 6'6" who refused to hold my hand in public b/c he didn't want people thinking he was a child-toucher).

And yeah, the photos of them always look like some sort of twin porn fantasy.
I get the feeling these two are into some really weird shit(other than coke).

Hekki's picture

stake spike: He was also in some IPO fraud.

The Trollsens have a line for JC Penney, so they're covering all price points.

stake_spike's picture

I'm surprised that two huge fashion icons like themselves (*eyeroll*) would work with him. Isn't he always getting in trouble for and didn't he serve time for stealing other designer's designs (for his shoes)?

OneLiner's picture

I really don't feel the look of grown women looking like they're 12-years old.....I'm very thankful I'm normal size (5"5)

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turnelbup's picture

WORK??? WTF do these two trollettes actually do to "bring a product to the states"??? I'll never understand the fashion world. So many brainless poseurs and fops.

can be a pushy broad's picture

Love the conch story:) Don't forget conch
soap dishes in the bathroom---very chic in the day!

RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:56am.

I'm sorry, but how can any grown-ass man date these girls and not feel like a pedo? They look 12. And I say that as a tiny-type, young-looking person, myself.

That's exactly the attraction, A73: legal pedophilia.

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Anonymouse73's picture

I'm sorry, but how can any grown-ass man date these girls and not feel like a pedo? They look 12. And I say that as a tiny-type, young-looking person, myself.
But I don't look 12!

MizRo's picture

I find the twins a tad TOO eccentric for young women. Secretive, jaded, mad a la Grey Gardens.

There was a blind item a looong time ago about sisters where one of them liked girls and would host coke parties for affluent trust-fund girls and at one of these, one of the hostesses was getting it on with one of the invitees. Mary-Kate was my immediate guess, and my opinion hasn't changed. Not that it it's a big deal but the blind item read that many were in shock at the turn of events since she had always been strictly penis.

Madden's stuff is fluff and only made to be worn while in trend.

Bunny Rabbit's picture

I remember finding out Steve Madden was a real guy when about ten years ago, he went to prison for fraud. He had to resign as CEO from his company.

I hate his shoes with a passion. They're utter crap, but I suppose they're more appropriate for broke college girls.

The Trollsens are hard to look at. I see their face and the face of their actress sister (the one with the cocaine nose job) and I see the end times.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 11:04am.

The Trolls have been buying vintage and making their own clothes for years. They used to spend all their time and money as teenagers in the vintage clothing stores, so they probably are very experienced about fashion and knowing what they want.

Must politely disagree, Ms. Bean. You can buy used records and learn to strum the guitar, but that doesn't make you a talented musician. They were casual C students at a private high school in the Valley. They never really attended college and never (to my limited knowledge) went to fashion school.

I think they just use their vast wealth to pay designers to execute their trollish notions. The results are, IMNSHO, bad.

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Craigypants's picture

How could anyone say they these two have fashion sense? They always look coked up, miserable,street walking trash. The only thing that would make these two look good is distance.

jelliebean's picture

The Trolls have been buying vintage and making their own clothes for years. They used to spend all their time and money as teenagers in the vintage clothing stores, so they probably are very experienced about fashion and knowing what they want. I think their style is too antique for me but they know what they want. That's a powerful thing for women in business, especially fashion.

Hockey fan's picture

This is why children should never be given the power to make their own decisions. When you ask a five year old what she wants, she's probably going to grow up to be a fucking cunt. That said, these bitches can do whatever they want bc they have more money than God.

I see Grey Gardens in the future for these two-- two creepy, crazy old bats living together in a run down apt in the Dakota.

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The best part of this post was MK's conch shell story. LOL

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Submitted by Kirakat on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:22pm.

She also asked me if I was uncomfortable at her house because it was so big and I was used to an apartment.

Haha fuck her. I grew up in an apartment... In manhattan. And my parents were renters. THE HORROR. Kids fucking suck.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 5:29am.
I like how these two were identical twins until one of them made herself unrecognisable and vaguely human with plastic surgery.

Actually they are fraternal twins who just happen to look identical as kids. They're fraternal. Not identical.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 3:39am.
all of their photos were soft-core twin porn?

Still are.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I like how these two were identical twins until one of them made herself unrecognisable and vaguely human with plastic surgery.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I hate this bald cunt and I hate his bullshit knock-off "designs".

Orangina's picture

Do people still care about these bitches?

TelevisedRevolution's picture

do you guys remember when all of their photos were soft-core twin porn?

dark, creeeeepy.
definitely ritualistic.

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kndall44's picture

Behold, a trifecta of crappy designers.

So if the Olsens are 4 feet somthing, how damn short is Steve?

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zomay's picture

Never have owned a pair of his shoes. Don't ever plan to.

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That story about the conch shell made me laugh out loud.

MissPortia99's picture

For some reason, these two have always fucking bugged me. Even when they were little girls on that show. Most of the time they dress like bag ladies, and I realized a day or two ago they've been doing us all a huge favor by covering up. I saw a picture of one of them (I think it was Mary Kate but who knows? lol) in a 2-piece bathing suit and gagged. Not a good look and I will add how surprised I was by how manly she looked.

TrashyWilma's picture

They were exploited from birth until 18. They know all the tricks by now. I wouldn't fuck with them. What with running a drug cartel to the stars and designing clothes, I'm not sure these vampires ever sleep.

And when the hell did Mary-Kate's head get so enormous?

Jeanneee's picture

Stand up straight, for fuck's sake! That one on the right is going to have a hump on her back the size of Guam by the time she's 40.

I don't love their designs - just not my style/taste - but I respect the fact that they're self-made mega millionaires. That's nothing to sneeze at.

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hexe's picture

These two always look like an unmade bed.
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Fleass's picture

Yawn... I'd like to meet any successful person that is not "demanding and tough".

BangoSkank's picture

No real love for the O-twins, but if they were dudes, that would be considered a major complement.

Kirakat's picture

Lesbian sourfruit- LOVE the avatar of Liz Lemon scarfing her teamsters sandwich!

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Kirakat's picture

I wish I could dress like a hobo grandma and be considered stylish. I remember in 6th grade I wore a sweatshirt to school and my rich bitchy friend told me it was unfashionable and embarrassing. She also asked me if I was uncomfortable at her house because it was so big and I was used to an apartment.
Anyways...I kinda like the Trollsens. I appreciate the fact they don't have a stupid reality show. I also appreciate they don't act like Paris Hilton and the Kuntrashians.

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Lesbian Sourfruit's picture

In what universe are those two considered tasteful and stylish?

How are they making all of their money while looking like that?

humans_off_earth_now's picture

I like the Olsens for being nobody's-fool, giving-a-fuck-about-detail hardasses. Good for them.

Beyond that they're as boring as any other filthy rich fucks. I know they're not quite as useless as the Kardashians, but can somebody tell me again what actual thing they've contributed to this world?

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 9:26pm.
Steve Madden shoes are CRAP. They fall apart after a week of gentle wear.

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Yup. Had a pair of ankle boots...the fucking entire sole fell off while I was at the office. Think I'd worn them maybe 10x.

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Daniee's picture

These fashion dudes are just so accustomed to women flipping their hair, bending over and doing whatever is they want them to do.