Panty Creamer Of The Day: The Magic Mike Poster

June 1, 2012 / Posted by:

If a movie poster doesn’t look like it should be printed on 3×4 glossy card stock and passed out by a twink in a sleeveless shirt in front of Micky’s on Santa Monica Blvd., we don’t need it! The Magic Mike hos obviously get that, because here’s the A for effort, low-budget poster for that cinematic bulge party camouflaged as a movie (I’m hoping). This is some Village People night at your mom’s favorite club shit. This movie better not let me or my Saran-wrapped parts (I care about the cleanliness of movie theater seats) down. It better be like an episode of Dancing Bear. (Google that at lunch on your iPhone when you’re in the comfort of the last stall in your office bathroom).

And here’s some pictures of Joe ManJello flexing his He-Man doll body in Men’s Health UK. The things your Photoshop is going to do to that picture of him with the tire. Adobe should just go ahead and add a “replace tire with muscle bottom” tool in Photoshop.


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