Friday, June 1st 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Gary Busey Licking On An Ice Cream Cone
Here's Gary Busey having a beautiful moment with an ice cream cone in Malibu yesterday and I'm surprised at the restraint his ass is showing. With those surf board teefs, he could destroy that ice cream in two chomps. Hell, since his teefs have a life of their own, I'd think they'd tell his tongue to stay in the back while they licked up that cream themselves. In other Busey news, The Hoff recently said that even if Gary Busey shape shifted into a cheeseburger, he wouldn't want to go near him. Another reason to love Busey! The jumbled up Scrabble board in his head can come up with an acronym for anything AND he also keeps The Hoff away.
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Weezy...I lubz chu!!!! *puts yellow sticky on your back that says pinch my a$$* lol
IF: Yay for you! A true lady of leisure like myself, ha ha ha. We can trade tales of penury. I've got loads of tips.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 5:07pm.
Restaurant. Why add the additional stress of what to serve (food or booze) and making sure everything is squeaky clean and things you don't want seen are hidden.
My 2 cents.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
@ kittymuffin -
We didn't have our parents meet until after we were engaged - is your daughter pretty serious about this guy?
And we met at a restaurant. But Doggies cemetery idea is brilliant!
Hekki, that's heinous!
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*shares bowl of strawberries and family-sized jar of Nutella with Weezy* Nutella makes errything better.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I have poison ivy on my arms.
*is not mature enough to NOT scratch*
Check this out. Sun damage:
http://gizmodo.com/5914862/shocking-proof-of-how-the-sun-makes-you-age-p...
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 5:07pm.
I have to do the meet the parents thing.. my daughter has been dating some dude for six months now, and his parents want to meet us..is this thing done at a restaurant or my house..any advice please.
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Do it at the cemetery. That way, if you hate the mother you can knock her off and you're already at the burial site. If someone had told me that trick when I met my future MIL, it would have saved years of fuckery.
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Louise - You are wonderful. Now knock that shit off. ♥♥♥
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
I'm sick of the Diamond Jubilee coverage.
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No kidding. I know I'm gonna risk sounding like a backwards hick here, but since when did Americans become such obsequious, ass-kissing Anglophiles? I thought we kicked those bitches out during the Revolutionary War, and now we're worshiping the Royal Family again, shit.
*sits on lawn chair, polishes musket*
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*sits with Zorba*
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*brings booze and black powder to the party*
I second Hekki's comment - we love ya Weezy!
I have to do the meet the parents thing.. my daughter has been dating some dude for six months now, and his parents want to meet us..is this thing done at a restaurant or my house..any advice please.
Louise: You're a wonderful hor of Dlisted. I adore your witty comments and sophistication and good observations.
Now stop feeling bad.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:56pm.
I'm having a feeling sorry for myself day. Someone kick me in the ass and send me some good vibes please.
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Awww *giving Louise a gentle arse-kick* *then giving a complimentary goose*
We all have those days Luv. Hope you're feeling better.
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Anno, fossils drive Segways? How is that legal? I can't even drive one without taking out someone's vegetable stand.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:56pm.
I'm having a feeling sorry for myself day. Someone kick me in the ass and send me some good vibes please.
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good vibes sent along with a beverage of your choice... take it easy and be good to yourself!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:56pm.
I'm having a feeling sorry for myself day. Someone kick me in the ass and send me some good vibes please.
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*puts "kick me" sign on louise's back*.... what?... i'm nonviolent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaR2JeqxQDY
hope ya feel better!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:52pm.
- but I'm kind of terrified/excited!
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I would feel the same way but so exciting for you!
:)
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@ Dog - laughing cuz a park around here is now renting Segways, and its always the Q-Tips riding them around - hilarious and a bit horrifying to watch
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
I'm sick of the Diamond Jubilee coverage.
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No kidding. I know I'm gonna risk sounding like a backwards hick here, but since when did Americans become such obsequious, ass-kissing Anglophiles? I thought we kicked those bitches out during the Revolutionary War, and now we're worshiping the Royal Family again, shit.
*sits on lawn chair, polishes musket*
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I think it's because they wear such awesome hats.
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I'm having a feeling sorry for myself day. Someone kick me in the ass and send me some good vibes please.
*wipes gummy white spittle off mouf and offers Anno a ride in the Hoveround*
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tojo
I have my website, I just haven't developed it yet. I'm going to start in August and go right into it when the nippers to back to school in Sept. I think it'll take a long time to happen - if it does - but I'm kind of terrified/excited!
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Dark-sided!
@ Dog - EWWWWW, Cream of Wheat, lol
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:43pm.
Today is my first day working reduced hours. 120 hours a month to a mere 50. Feels weird but the house is hella clean. For the first time I need to watch my damn pennies for real.
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Are you working on your own website/blog? I can't remember exactly what you said you were going to do but I bet it will be awesome once it's up and running!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
I'm sick of the Diamond Jubilee coverage.
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No kidding. I know I'm gonna risk sounding like a backwards hick here, but since when did Americans become such obsequious, ass-kissing Anglophiles? I thought we kicked those bitches out during the Revolutionary War, and now we're worshiping the Royal Family again, shit.
*sits on lawn chair, polishes musket*
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*sits with Zorba*
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:31pm.
Old people eating is gross. Especially if they have gummy white spittle in the corner of their mouths.
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Shut up, hoor, I'm trying to gum my Cream of Wheat.
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That picture has some serious subliminal issues. I read Irish's comment as "...watch my damn penisis for real." *rubs eyes*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:27pm.
This song is in my head (specifically the "I'm allll allllllllonnnnnnnne" part). So you too will suffah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0
Click it. I dare you.
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I.HATE.YOU.SO.MUCH.RIGHT.NOW.
Cause I'm alll aloooooooooooone!
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Save *The Finder*
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/406/663/146/save-the-finder-on-fox/
This is more disgusting than that guy gnawing on a pig's hoof.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
I'm sick of the Diamond Jubilee coverage.
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No kidding. I know I'm gonna risk sounding like a backwards hick here, but since when did Americans become such obsequious, ass-kissing Anglophiles? I thought we kicked those bitches out during the Revolutionary War, and now we're worshiping the Royal Family again, shit.
*sits on lawn chair, polishes musket*
Today is my first day working reduced hours. 120 hours a month to a mere 50. Feels weird but the house is hella clean. For the first time I need to watch my damn pennies for real.
At least I have a ton of small fury time. And MK time ;)
I hope everyone's uteruses are in place, no gushing discharges and no-one balls are swingin'!
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Dark-sided!
Meredith came back to the Today Show for the Jubilee but that has been the only highlight.
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Finder Fans!!!:
Sign a petition to save The Finder!!!!!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/406/663/146/save-the-finder-on-fox/
PS. I SOOOOOOO would fuck Gary Busey. He'd screw you sideways then say some shit that would put you to sleep.
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Save *The Finder*
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/406/663/146/save-the-finder-on-fox/
Diamond Jubilee?
*sheltered*
urmomma, I have a thing for the candy Smarties. Hubby always buys me the large version of them. I also have a 4 lb. tub of twizzlers.
Be Good to Each Other
Gary is hysterical when he is on World's Dumbest on TRU tv. Oh, and I want to buy his Buseyisms book when it comes out. I know, weird.
Be Good to Each Other
Me too Spotty! Who cares about the queen's 60th year on the throne. *yawn*
OMG I haven't had Sprees in a billion years. I loved them.
Eat them.
Loudly.
*crunch crunch crunch*
I segregate my candy by color.
mmmmm chewy sprees. yes. I had half a roll of the sweetarts yesterday and the other half today AND I have a spare roll in my top drawer just callin' out my name!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I'm sick of the Diamond Jubilee coverage.
urmomma - Me too! And sprees.
Old people eating is gross. Especially if they have gummy white spittle in the corner of their mouths.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I am addicted to sweetarts. Thank you.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Oh my, he is sooo sexy. I just lurve watching him. I am imagining it it me. Bahaaaaa,! I can't go on anymore . I'm making myself sick.
This song is in my head (specifically the "I'm allll allllllllonnnnnnnne" part). So you too will suffah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0
Click it. I dare you.
OMG! I can't with the CT pic. I know they're pigs feet but it makes me think of the video from earlier and I still just can't with that. My brain still cannot process what I watched.
I will have nightmares. TRUTH.
And with that, imma raid the freezer.