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June 1, 2012 / Posted by:

As night fell over the land, a figure emerged. He licked his lips, adjusted the lace front on his Vinnie Barbarino wig, and started whistling “I Feel Pretty.” Xenu be damned, John Travolta knew deep down he was the only one who could save the day. – Reesey C


In other news, stock in Chapstick rose 200%. – Glen

Newspapers around the world report that Zac Ephron is taking a one-year vow a celibacy. – BernardProfitendieu

TommyGirl picks up the phone and excitedly asks “Line One or Line Two?” – TexnDoc

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