Brian McKnight is back and he’s still using his dirty tongue to flick off musical lyrics about all the ways he can get you off. If it wasn’t for Professor McPussyWhisperer, you wouldn’t know about female ejaculation and now he’s really going for his first Grammy win by moving from the cooch hole to the booty hole. Brian gave the clip of his new ode to ass sex to TMZ and tells them he wrote it as a thank you to YouPorn.com for making his pussy learning song a hit. Yes, a song about dick-on-no-no action. It looks like the Kardashians have a new theme song for their shit show!
TMZ censored the hell out of the clip, but you can still tell that the song is so poetically beautiful that Hallmark should put it into its singing Valentine’s Day cards. Here’s just a taste of the lyrics and I really mean that, you can actually taste them. You can smell them too (it’s like eau de Scientology Center). You might want to slip your tongue into a condom and plug your nose before you go in:
“You wanna see some fucking anal, I can get you close enough to smell.”
Highly respected music history professors will be reciting those lyrics in 150 years while lecturing students on the most important musical works of the 21st century. I like the direction Brian McKnight is going and since he’s self-appointing himself as the musical encyclopedia of fuck times, can he please croon about felching next?