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Happy Birthday God! - AKA Morgan Freeman

HB Alanis...maybe your kid could leave your tits alone for one night.

Morgan Freeman, such a good actor, but dammit whatever he did w/ the step granddaughter...not cool. Ruined my overall affection for the guy. He was a kick-ass movie President. Who is Heidi Klum going to play dress-ups with for her b-day?
Andy Griffith-me3et me in Mt.Pilot for some pancakes. HB slores.

I'm older than Heidi? :O

*sigh*

I can remember when Morgan Freeman used to be my boyfriend. Before he started banging his granddaughter or step-granddaughter or whatever the fuck (I have mercifully blocked out the details)

Such a disappointment to me, this man!

Pat Boone and Andy Griffith are still alive? Well, HB to them I guess!

you can do whatever you want with your kid, Alanis Morissette, it really doesn't matter to me... happy b-day to you!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4jZgrIg3TU&feature=fvwrel

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

My Grandma hates Marilyn Monroe. To this day if I say her name my Grandma will say THAT WHORE. Kinda how I feel about Kim Kardashian :p

Brian Cox is the shit!
http://youtu.be/WLyQq_-WbXQ

and Morgan could talk to me allllll day and night.
Happy Birthday! and Alanis and Heidi!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Happy Birthday to Norma Jean. She is timeless.
HB to Morgan Freeman, an amazing actor.
HB 65th to Ron Wood, happy 40th to the hair-do.
HB to Jonathan Pryce, Rene Aberjunois, & Andy Garcia.
Happy Birthday Harlow! Enjoy your day, hon!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

And I am trying to imagine Marilyn Monroe as an 86 year old. I think I will watch "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" today in honor of her and Jane Russell, also lost recently. *sads*

Of the first five names on the list, I only recognize Mr. Freeman's. Who the fuck are these people?

That being said-- HB to Andy Griffith-- Andy Taylor was the dad we all wished we had. And HB to Brian Cox- one of the best actors out there and the scariest Hannibal Lecter ever in "Manhunter"-- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY scarier than Anthony Hopkins.

HB Andy Griffith and Heidi Klum.

Ain't no cooler person than a cool OLD person. I'm lookin' at you, Mr. Freeman!

Andy Griffith is one of those celebrities about whom, when they finally die, people will say, "I didn't know he was still alive!" He was a total DILF on "The Andy Griffith Show," though, just sayin'. ;-)

Why thank you tojo, preferred, and bigbendy (^_^) alanis rocked my teen years and reading this site for 5 or 6 yrs has made me certifiable so pass the cake +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani

That picture makes Morgan look like he has alien fingers!!

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Sucky and Breaky where have you been all of my like. I miss you guys.
Happy Birthday Harlow.....have a good one.
Happy Birthday Allanis......motherhood has mellowed you.
Morgan Freeman grat actor......not such a great person.

HB [with an eternal "wtf, your step granddaughter, huh?" side-eye] to Morgan Freeman

HB to Andy Griffith -- you and Dick Van Dyke were my first crushes [but, dayum, he looked 86 when he did "Matlock", just sayin']

HB to Heidi Klum -- but be clear that we watch the show to see Sir Timothy Gunn, not you

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Happy Birthday, Grampa!

Whoops!

I meant, my Luvah!!!!!!!!

Now drop trou and let me give that soggy birthday noodle a go round!

Nothin' wrong with that!

(deliverance theme plays...)

HB Morgan, Jonathan, Brian, Rene (72? ♥ that funny hor) and the other birthday sluts today!

♥♥Marilyn forevah♥♥

Morgan looks very sprite here! ;)

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I love me some morgan. HB

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

Marily Monroe was a goddess. There will never be another actress who continues to fascinate people 50 years after her death. She is forever.

Andy Griffith is still alive, damn. Old mf'er. My grandma watched that show as a kid.

When I was a kid, all we had was crazy son of sam listening to his dog tell him to shoot people.

*Zombies git off my lawn!*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

YOU
BETTA
WORK!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Marilyn Monroe is eternal.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

HB harlow...skip the breastmilk cake...

*passes harlow a biscotti*

@Webberbear

Yeah those shows ran back to back in my day...one big happy childhood memory.

*switches to EC theme song*

Maybe Woody and Soon-Yi will buy Morgan and his granddaughter a cupcake and they can all blow out the candle together. And Roman Polanski can pop the cork and they can make a toast to raping teenage girls. Roman will probably feel left out, though, because his wasn't a relative.

Cheers!

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:08am.

There's been another zombie attack:
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I love it, pretty soon all the Zombies are going to be walking the street doing this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRWOnoWFh4

happy birthday harlow!

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...the end

Morgan Freeman....LOVE Morgan, Shawshank wouldn't have been the movie it was without that smooth narration.

Alanis Morissette..I still like this horse headed chic, and I LOVE her tune Thank You. It gets played full blast!

Ronnie Wood...ah you drunken perv (I would SO do the same thing, if you can git it, git it!)

Brian Cox....hahahahaha Cox!!

Andy Griffith....anDYYY!!

Marilyn Monroe...I don't care what any jealous bitches say and while I've never been a huge fan Marilyn was pretty as hell!!

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by Preferred Username on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 8:28am.
HB MF!
*hums Sesame Street theme from under covers*

;) Got your PBS shows mixed up. You're thinking of The Electric Company. Morgan Freeman was Easy Reader. Happy Birthday to a true slut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8MY7PjSXU

I had such a crush on Ron Wood in the eighties. HB you ragin'alkie you...dont go overboard today mmmkay?

the secret ingrediant in alanis' birthday cake is breast milk?

Yesterday I was just a regular slut, but today I shall be known as a birthday slut Hooray
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani

HB MF!

*hums Sesame Street theme from under covers*

@Chris

Yeah...mike alerted us to that yesterday with his dreaming demon(?) post...nothing like a lil cannibalism to brighten your day...blech.

*hides under covers*

HB Lisa Hartman Black. Number one, for still being married (over 20 years) to Clint Black and more importantly, according to wiki, for having starred in a 1981 CBS television remake of "Valley of the Dolls" as Neely O'Hara. I never knew! I wonder who's wig she snatched in the dramatic showdown? Bet Victoria Principal was in there somewhere, probably "Anne Wells".

Happy Birthday to all these sluts!

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In my mind, Morgan Freeman is, was, and always will be 100. He may be a granddaughter-diddling mofo but I love his work.
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There's been another zombie attack:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-ko...

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