What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Health warning signs have gone up all up and down the Jersey Shore, which could mean only one thing: the taint warts of MTV (and that's saying a lot) are back and have started shooting their mess of a show today. If you're in the Jersey Shore area, don't forget to get caught up on all your shots and to slather liquid penicillin with SPF all over your body. It's that season again!
Even though Snooki's got a guidoling in her malt liquor-soaked womb, she's still part of the cast and showed up looking six shades of FUG. It looks like a leopard swallowed a mash-up of every Cher era before wet farting it out all on Snooki. I want to say that bitch looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island in drag as a Mötley Crüe groupie, but that would be offensive to the memory of Tattoo and to Mötley Crüe groupies.
And I'm pretty sure Snooki's carrying her pickle spawn in her chichis.
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How big is the situation's dick?
I hope all these nasty warts loose their money within the next 10 years or less. I am part of the proud few who has never watched a single episode from their show. Actually I haven't watched normal MTv since 1999! Why isn't their 15 mins over????
Get the fuck out of my city. PLEASE. Someone get this trash out of here.
I'm a native to this part of Jersey (shut up, I know), and if I'm calling you trash, then you know you're trash.
She looks like a gypsy midget with frickin clown shoes.
It looks like a Bad-Ass Hello Kitty with a Bat Escalade, if I'm not mistaken.
I grew up around people like this all my life. First at school and then later in college and summer vacations. The horror....the horror. To this day, it's why I can't watch much tv or stay a long time at public places like malls and county fairs.
Thanks Whamo A LOT, you're not sure??? HELLLLLOOOO, I was NOT around in the 60's, like you KEANU! not sure.... Bwhahahahaha so funny... But I do know you were watching Polka Dot Door into your teens, so there! LOLOL
Yes, that's it, she's top heavy but the air between her ears brings her back up - hence the WOBBLE lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 9:37am.
Whamo, maybe they're weighted to keep her from tipping over...
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Sort of like this?? ( you might have been too young, not sure)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq0OQBdIhsc&feature=related
They came a long way since that summer they used trash bags as suitcases
Why is this little piece of Jersey trash trying so hard to look like a Romanian gypsy queen ?
Grade: F
Whamo, maybe they're weighted to keep her from tipping over... Haha Sexy heeled boots would work better. (but she is preggo, so I'd have gone with flat leather up to the knee - which would be thigh-level for her, i.e., puss 'n boots) lol
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 9:20am.
LOL, Weezy you kill me sometimes:)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 9:22am.
Steven Tyler can pull off this look, I think it's the boots... too much rubber not enough leg, but I dunno!
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You know that's the only thing I thought was off as well, the boots don't really work on this one.
Steven Tyler can pull off this look, Minerva in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil rocked it too but Snooki is a bit off. I think it's the boots... too much rubber not enough leg, but I dunno!
*lol Thamar* I think they're reacting fairly quickly though ;p
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 9:12am.
She looks like she'd give shitty tarot card readings at the mall.
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LOL, Weezy you kill me sometimes:)
A freaking Hello Kitty Escalade??? That should be declared unconstitutional or something.
She looks like she'd give shitty tarot card readings at the mall.
I'm kinda diggin her look to be honest with ya
*runs and hides*
Holy juice monkey has The Situation has gotten HUGE!
What are you talking about? That's a nice outfit and, except for the shoes, it's a great maternity outfit.
AHAHHA! Now that I see her on my big monitor (and not the tiny cellphone screen) she looks scary.
I sort of love her outfit, it looks like Guns n Roses meets twins Ashley and Nashley Olsen meets Chaka Kahn.
The steroids are what I have a big problem with. All the guys look like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
I fucking hate Escalades, but if that doesn't say 'new money' I don't know what does. Atrocious. It looks like a grown-up never outgrew their 'Malibu barbie' phase. And I don't see a reformed Snookie, either just cause she's pregnant. She was a drunken, drug using mess not that long ago and now I'm supposed to believe she's changed? If she weren't on reality TV, I'd believe it, but since she's a famewhore, not so much.
There's nothing worse than an Escalade truck.
Groupie Smurf
snookie = frankenstein monster's mini-me?
it's those boots, which boris karloff even hated wearing.
I know it's kind of old news now, but I'm still disturbed that she's pregnant. Her drunk and disordly routine on JS was pretty entertaining, but I am having a hard time buying her story that she's completely reformed just because she's popping out a kid.
Pete Burns never looked better.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I have no idea why, but I've always liked Snooki. I always thought she was fugly and gross but I always liked her lol idk. But recently she's been looking, dare I say...pretty?? Maybe it's the fact that she isn't constantly wasted and can actually do her makeup and hair decently. Whatever, I'm a Snooki fan and I actually think she will surprise everyone and be a good mom.
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Hopefully some kind soul at the hospital will switch her baby with a sack of potatoes. She isn't bright enough to notice the difference, and she'll just end up trading it for a six-pack of cheap beer after a week.
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Something needs to be done about these midnight spam ninjas & their freakazoid shoe-bomb missions around here. Michael K? Have you noticed this shit? It's getting uncomfortably ridiculous, as of late. Time for a good Raid spraying, or some enticing roach/spammer motels filled with cocktails & arsenic, or SOMEthing. christ.
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"What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This"
Uh...How about Return of the Jedi meets The Sonny and Cher Show.
Nauseous making, that's what kind.
My guess is that Snooki here will *not* be Attachment Parenting.
What's it going to be, people? Alanis Morrisette or Snooki?
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I sorta kinda maybe like the boots. They appeal to the Spice Girls fan in me. However, the rest of the outfit is gross and makes me want to snatch-punch her. The only thing I will say about the shoes is that even with a massive platform, this troll STILL looks like a dwarf, that takes true TALENT.
I still don't understand how "rehabbed" Situation and pregnant Snooki are supposed to add anything to the show. Neither of them is supposed to drink enough to get anywhere near "white girl wasted" and isn't that the appeal of the show? And I'm sure loud music, smoke, and all the stress that comes with the ridiculous and partly manufactured drama on that show is good for any fetus, and her's is going to need all the help it can get as it is.
i'm stoned and my first thought upon seeing that headband was wow bret michaels has really let himself go.
And this woman is going to be a mother?
What hope does the kid have?
The lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Uh... Why this is exactly the GD hell kind of outfit I'd expect Snooki to wear MK! A little bit of munchkin, a sprinkle of Chewy and some VHudgens' fairy dust, just to be safe! All Natural! #whydoyouask? ;p
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Working the truckstop in leopard print: a glimpse into her future.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I used to have a pair of clod hopper boots like this in the 90's. Tey were great for the rain. Cut through puddles without getting your feet wet!
Those shoes are not only fug, they're stupid. Herman Munster is the only one who can rock that style without looking like a fucking moron. And all that animal print is overkill and clashes with her orange skin tone.
I'm sure this useless ho is busy writing her next NY Times bestseller, so my hate doesn't really matter.
I know, that shoe style is awful, isn't it? And it just won't go away; it's like shoulder pads in the 80s. Years and years of unflattering fug! Personally, I like an elegant flat with a nice bow. I feel sorry for the hos I see at bars downtown, hobbling from one pub to the next club, attempting to look sexy, while only looking awkward and uncomfortable. I just want to shout, "TIMBER!"
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 11:36pm.
i didn't know cellphones could hallucinate
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
On my eensy phone screen, in the main photo, she looks beautiful. And sort of tall.
The oitfit is ridiculous though. And way to risk falling. Stupid. I wore stupid heels during my first pregnancy, to prove that "No baby is going to change the way I do business.". HA!
One more reason to quit tv.
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Like I said on another post: FUCK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS HAPPEN!
how appropriate that what looks to be a slimy dump truck is sitting right behind her
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Is she preggo for real or is she Beyonce-preggo? She looks the same to me.
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I don't even know where to start with her outfit, so I'll just say, "WTF?" The show is all about the group of them clubbing, partying, fighting and drama. Definitely where you want to be while nurturing a fetus.