What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Health warning signs have gone up all up and down the Jersey Shore, which could mean only one thing: the taint warts of MTV (and that's saying a lot) are back and have started shooting their mess of a show today. If you're in the Jersey Shore area, don't forget to get caught up on all your shots and to slather liquid penicillin with SPF all over your body. It's that season again!
Even though Snooki's got a guidoling in her malt liquor-soaked womb, she's still part of the cast and showed up looking six shades of FUG. It looks like a leopard swallowed a mash-up of every Cher era before wet farting it out all on Snooki. I want to say that bitch looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island in drag as a Mötley Crüe groupie, but that would be offensive to the memory of Tattoo and to Mötley Crüe groupies.
And I'm pretty sure Snooki's carrying her pickle spawn in her chichis.