Jamie Lawson From Small Wonder Is Living Under A Bridge
To quote the wise philosopher Bonnie Brindle: "No-nuh-nuh-no-no-nooooooooo!"
A huge gaping, gash is scraped into the heart of humanity when useless pieces of throwaway trash like the Kardashians poot out hundred dollar bills on the regular and one of our cherished child stars who temporarily kept us out of trouble by entertaining us through the TV screen is laying his head on a cardboard pillow at night. Former Hot Slut of the Day Jerry Supiran, who played shifty schemer Jamie Lawson on Small Wonder, tells The National Enquirer (via NY Post) that he's broke, unemployed and homeless. Can't Obama sign an 80s child star bailout and help a bitch out? Damn.
Jerry says that all of his Small Wonder money is gone and it isn't because that ginger vixen Harriet Brindle seduced him out of his fortune and used the money to open up a hair ribbon store in Amsterdam with her lesbian lover. 39-year-old Jerry says that when he was 18, he fell in love with a gold digging stripper and she stole a lot of his money. Then one of his financial advisers snatched $500,000 and left him without a quarter in his pocket. Jerry worked as a waiter in a steakhouse in Henderson, NV for 15 years, but lost his job 2 years and hasn't been able to land another one. Jerry moved up to Central California, where his brother lives, and splits his time between his brother's house, a homeless shelter and his pied-à-terre under the bridge. How dreadful.
“When I was 18, I dated a stripper and she took what was left of my trust fund — then one of my advisers stole a half-million dollars from me. I’ve worked at different steakhouses for the last 15 years. But two years ago, I was laid off from a restaurant in Henderson, Nev., due to the economy. I haven’t been able to find a job since.
I had to move back to central California where my brother lives with his family. And while he helps me with hot meals and a shower, he doesn’t have the room for me to stay there. So I either sleep at the homeless shelter I volunteer at, or under a local bridge.”
I don't know why Jerry's brother won't let him sleep in the garage, a shed in the backyard or the bathtub. There might be a bigger story there. I don't know. But I do know that the producers of Dancing with the Has-Beens, The Choice, Celebrity Apprentice and every show on Vh1 need to send a contract via carrier pigeon to Jerry's place under the bridge, because this is not right. The Post asked Vicki the Robot about this and she didn't say much, which disappoints me. The Lawsons let Vicki live in their armoire for 4 seasons and that battery-powered bitch can't do the same thing for Jamie Lawson? I hope Vicki's joints rust up as punishment for that cold move against Jamie.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to start a Kickstarter for a reboot of Small Wonder starring Jerry as Jamie, Rojo Caliente as Harriet and Suri Cruise as Vicki.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:24pm.
Something tells me the unadulterated quote went more like this:
"When I was a younger asshole, I spent my money on coke and whores. Now that I'm an older asshole, I have to work at Jack in the Box so I can afford my tent under the 101 and my penchant for jester costumes."
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I know I watched a few episodes of Small Wonder back in the day but I remember it being on at differing times and I could never find it which took away from me becoming a fan.
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This should be a cautionary tale for young guys in Hollyweird about dating gold diggers, but I doubt they will learn.
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I have season 1 and 2 of Small Wonder on DVD (I'll admit it...it's corny but I LOVE it!). Jerry whatshisface does commentary on some season 1 episodes and you can tell by the way he talks that he's not all that intelligent. As such, I can totally buy the whole stripper "taking" his money bit. I mean, honestly, who's gonna fuck the ex-Small Wonder dude except a gold digging stripper? He was a goofy looking kid who turned into a not so great looking adult. Not a lot of options there.
That said, I believe he could have had 500,000 at some point. Small Wonder was fairly successful even though it was a crappy syndicated show. It was the 80s - crap did well back then. Also, it went on to air in reruns for years after it was canceled so I'm guessing he did get some residuals.
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Is this the guy everyone thought was Billy Corgan a decade ago? God, that was probably one of the funniest urban legends ever.
JAMIE your father's face was so annoying but you were so hot. It's okay that no one knows who you are - I do, and your sweet lispy lips make me want to climb on top of your face (which means you can sleep under me tonight).
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waaafuckingwaaa. Get your lazy ass up and pick some fucking grapes. Central California.
He could get off his lazy rear and get a job.
Just watched the intro: if they wanted to keep Vicki being a robot on the downlow why didn't they dress her like a normal girl?!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
When this show was on, my mother's stupid friend would go on and on about what a great actress the kid who played Vicki was. Oh because it's so hard to pretend you're a robot. Every other day one of my kids pretends she's a robot. Or a Puffle from Club Penguin.
Submitted by MadgesVadge: "Someone please explain to me how this happens:
“When I was 18, I dated a stripper and she took what was left of my trust fund"
How does a stripper TAKE your trust fund?
Something tells me the unadulterated quote went more like this:
"When I was a younger asshole, I spent my money on coke and whores. Now that I'm an older asshole, I have to work at Jack in the Box so I can afford my tent under the 101 and my penchant for jester costumes." "
Exactly. A trust fund isn't like a bank account that just anyone can get the PIN number for and take money out. HE GAVE IT TO HER.
i never heard of this show and i don't care about the fat jester. get a job and suffer like the rest of us.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:18pm.
I'm very dubious about how much money he claims he lost. The show wasn't on that long, and he wasn't the star. I'd really be shocked if he made 500K during his entire career in entertainment (not my own, but someone's, I guess).
I was wondering the same thing! The production value of the show was obviously crappy. It was so bad, I can't see it being syndicated. Unless it was put in a trust and built interest and then he blew it all in a few years, but $500,000 plus??
He dated a stripper at 18, good move...
Also, he can't get a job? It doesn't have to be a steak house...In the words of a Gay Republican I saw on Youtube "Just because I don't have acne doesn't mean I can't work at McDonalds."
I'm not here to bash or whatever if this guy truly is looking for work, but the fact that his brother won't allow him to stay with him, but will be kind of enough to feed him and let him bathe, is kind of weird.
I know people like that who feel sorry for relatives who are homeless due to their own bad judgement calls, particularly drug related, and are in fear of them staying there because they will steal their things to get their fix. Not saying this is the issue here. But like others said, there has to be more to this story. Unless his brother is just an asshole, which like I said, him giving him hot meals and showers seems to be the contrary of that.
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Submitted by KA on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:28pm.
that's what happens when you give money to a stripper. they take it.
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But she said she loved me!
Our cellphones are more powerful than Vicki the robot. Crazy.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
"When I was 18, I dated a stripper and she took what was left of my trust fund"
that's what happens when you give money to a stripper. they take it. it's what they do. you're just one more dumbfuck dude handing it over. can't blame a girl for being out there getting what you're handing out!
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Someone please explain to me how this happens:
“When I was 18, I dated a stripper and she took what was left of my trust fund"
How does a stripper TAKE your trust fund?
Something tells me the unadulterated quote went more like this:
"When I was a younger asshole, I spent my money on coke and whores. Now that I'm an older asshole, I have to work at Jack in the Box so I can afford my tent under the 101 and my penchant for jester costumes."
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
He has no one to blame but himself. Funny, his child co-stars seem be to doing well enough. Vicki the robot is now an RN and Harriet is some kind of casting agent, married with kids. At the very least, he could become a janitor somewhere or stand with the day laborers outside Home Depot and work per diem to start with.
Smart stripper. Gold-digging win!!
Oh wow - this show. Fucking DUMB. Remind me why they had a robot? Did the pervert dad engineer her? And why do I care? I don't remember fuckall about the show but for some reason I can hear this jackwagon's grating voice, plain as day.
In this photo above, any chance he's really passed out under those glasses and his friends propped him up and dressed him like a flaming asshole for shits and giggles?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 12:26pm.
I have never head of this whitebread gem of a show but that father looks like a fucking child toucher.
Awww *a tear* (((Whamy))) how can that be? Were your parents cheapos and wouldn't splurge for cable? That's child abuse right there.
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LOL, I lived out in the country where there was no cable. We had an antenna that you had to "dial" the station in. The old man bought one of those Massive 12" Satellite dishes when they first can out but I was pretty much out on my own by that time.
I'll bet there's a good reason he's not allowed to stay with his brother. Dude probably abused the family's generosity. (I know of what I speak.)
Spotted Dog hits the nail on the head. Get some trade training, Jerry. Lots of good options out there, and from what I see where I live, easier to get a trade job than a white-collar one.
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Hey dude.
It's called trade school.
Try learning a skilled trade.
I learned how to butcher.
If needed, I can get a job fairly quickly.
Not glamorous but it puts food on the table.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:23pm.
I hope he used some of the money to fix that godawful overbite he had as a kid.
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no shit. hahahahahahaaa!
I looked up vicky to see if she was homeless or making adult robot movies, but no, she is a nurse now.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I'm not feeling much sympathy here. So he's in desperate circumstances like a lot of people. Big deal. Are we supposed to feel extra sorry for him because he used to be on TV?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Oh you know the type...he spends all day sleeping, wakes up at 4, calls his family to ask for money and complains that no one is hiring and that stupid bitch stole his money fifteen years ago, whoa is me, then spends the rest of the night on a buddy's couch snortin lines or playing gran turismo.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
If family won't even let you crash on the couch, you are either some kind of addict, a massive asshole, or some combination of the two. And with 15 years restaurant experience you can't find a job??? Bullshit.
*waves to snowy* Blame Obama, lol!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wonder if the Biebster or Francesca Eastwood need more security detail these days and has E! done the "Where Are They Now?" segment on him yet? Because he should give them a call if not. Go forth Jamie... leave the bridge!
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I hope he used some of the money to fix that godawful overbite he had as a kid.
I'm very dubious about how much money he claims he lost. The show wasn't on that long, and he wasn't the star. I'd really be shocked if he made 500K during his entire career in entertainment (not my own, but someone's, I guess).
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yeah, this guy can't find a job, just like my ex couldn't find a job, ha ha, maybe because your resume screams LAZY FUCKER! blame the economy dude, if that's what get's you thru the nights under the bridge, blame Obama!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ohhohohoho that little fat bratty shit Jerry Supiran? now I remember him! he was the annoying little jagoff that was easy to forget. how apt he's a jester hat-wearing junkie that can't get a job waiting tables at the neighborhood Jamaican rice and peas shack on the corner.
did he have a Dana Plato-style stage mom? or a Woprah-style one? I might have a little sympathy if he was raised by a battleax cokehead bitch.
I understand his brother is in Central CA and provides hot meals and showers, but I never will understand why broke, unemployed people are drawn like moths to a flame to California, a state with one of the worst UE rates in the country, coupled with one of the highest costs of living. Seems like this is the last place a person trying to get a fresh start would want to come...the deck is stacked from the get go...
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maybe his little t-rex arms are the problem.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 12:43pm.
Times are tough, man. Hope he can upgrade to a van down by the river soon.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:00pm.
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Agreed. Probably why his family has "no room" too. No junkies around the kids. Have a shower, shit and shave but beat it after.
He has 15 years serving experience and is slightly famous and he can't find a job waiting tables ANYWHERE?? Bull fucking shit. He is a junkie and that's why nobody will hire him. That is the only fucking explanation. There is always a restaurant SOMEWHERE hiring. Ask my loser ex.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
That picture/outfit makes this all make sense. I picture this fat jester under a brige and that seems about right.
I don't remember this dude on the show, was he the brother? *scratches head* *shrug*
That show would have been too lame even for the 1950s.
Anyway, employed for 15 years then unemployed for 2 with no prospects? Sounds about right. Change is coming, dude. We're not turning into Greece or Spain (where just today investors fled with billions and billions rather than have the Spanish government confiscate it)
Jesus christ you fucking loser, the problem is YOU.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I always call bullshit on these "They stole allll ma monies!!" stories. If he dated stripper, he most likely was into the lifestyle. Coke, partying, and blowing through cash. And how does someone you date wind up with all your cash? It's not like you married her. He obviously blew through that money with her and he's blaming her. Sorry you made such bad choices, dickweed, but most people are not lucky enough to ever earn that much money in a lifetime.
Small Wonder was a gem of a show that was full of bad humor and even worse acting from my childhood. I vaguely remember the poor robot imitation from that Vicki chick.
Sad, but this is how fuglies(with probable drug/alchol problems) end up.
Were he a beauty he would never be homeless!
Maybe Dr Drew can find a spot for him. If being allergic to his own finances is a disease.
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this is sad, hope his circumstances change soon.
i loved small wonder and remember when people said billy corgan played jamie.