Hot Slut Of The Day!
This hamster deserves HSOTD today for one of the following reasons:
1. This hamster is a highly-trained thespian who knows that when a human points a finger gun at him before making that "PEWT" sound, he needs to dramatically throw his furry meatball body back. He learned that trick at Juillard. Dude is better at acting than Blake Lively and needs to replace her in all her future projects. (Just don't make Richard Gere one of his co-stars.)
2. That "PEWT" sound scared the pellets out of him and he nearly shit his heart out. Hamster will get back at his owner by loudly running on the wheel every time his owner tries to go to sleep. Or hamster will escape out of his cage in the middle of the night to butt burp on his owner's lips while his owner is sleeping.
3. The hamster fell back while screaming "SANTO DIOS" to himself, because he knew his dumb stupid ass owner was not filming this shit in landscape mode!
It's totally #3.
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That hamster ain't faking shit. That poor little hamster is scared shitless! Yet another idiot owner.
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This shit ain't funny. Poor hamster
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went to the pet store yesterday and saw they have a new, smaller breed of hamster now. yeah, we really needed a "toy hamster." They were just too big.
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There is a string tied around the poor guys neck and a person is pulling it on the other side of the fake wall!! Read the Jezebel or YouTube comments !!
This is animal cruelty!! Poor little guy :(
and this is supposed to be funny....mmkkk
only an asshole scares them poor animals like dat. fucker!
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That's NOT cute. Poor little hamster. Hoomins suck. Leave the animals alone. They're not here for YOUR amusement.
When I had a teddy bear hamster, I made sure to keep that goddammed wheel oiled up on a regular basis. However, the little fucker still found a way to torment me by sharpening it's teeth on the bars of the cage at about 3 AM on any given morning.
When I should be working, I turn to Michael K.
The hamster fell back because the puff of air startled it. How do I know this? My 6-year-old son has a pet hamster, and he has done that same thing. Mean, I know.
Whoever made this video is a sadistic asshole. That poor little thing.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:52am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:29am.
Remember John Cleese as Brit hotel owner Basil Fawlty and his barely-English speaking employee Manuel?
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Thank you for that!
Wonder if "Manuel" suffered any back problems later in life.
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Hahahaha, Manuel from Barcelona! He called his hamster Basil after Basil Fawlty. I adore Fawlty Towers, watched it a gazillion times.
this is seriously cruel michael k! i've cared for hamsters before and they respond that way when something gets too close to their face (their whiskers detect it).
what kind of pussy threatens a hamster for internet fame.
Seriously, that hamster is better at acting that blake lively will ever be. Being forced to watch the green lantern (don't judge me my son made me do it), a muppet would have done a more believable job than her.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
And yet the hamster delivers a more believable organic
performance than Blohan ever will.
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I needed this 17 seconds of cuteness in this day of FMLDIAF!
Submitted by Gobbler on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 11:01am.
I watched this about 5 times (I know-get a life) and to me it looks like the dude knocks the poor lil hammie over with his finger.
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That's what it looked like to me too. =(
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 10:26am.
He's cute. Hope he didn't knock himself out! *needs to know of it's ok*
One of my gf's boys have a hamster & he is so tame! You can call him as you would a dog & he toddles right over & is extremely active during the day which is NOT how ours was. He waited til the house was quiet @ nite then partay. olol
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I had a couple of hamsters once, that took the longest time to settle down and tame. Weeks. I realized they had finally gotten over their fear of me, when I woke up in the middle on the night, to find they had climbed out of their aquarium, climbed up the bed sheets from the floor, and sat on my chest, until I woke up, to find them both looking at me. scared the living crap out of me.
we were buds after that point, though LOL. I did love my hammies.
After that, it was a bitch to keep them locked up in their home at night. they were true little Houdinis, and could squeeze under door jams.
I watched this about 5 times (I know-get a life) and to me it looks like the dude knocks the poor lil hammie over with his finger.
how cutes!
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:57am.
LOL... I just don't like em. My friend's kid put a gerbil or something (it was much smaller than that thing in the above video) on my head while watching a football game and that little fucker almost got thrown across the room (the gerbil and the kid).
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That is too cute. Little rodent slut. Love it.
He's cute. Hope he didn't knock himself out! *needs to know of it's ok*
One of my gf's boys have a hamster & he is so tame! You can call him as you would a dog & he toddles right over & is extremely active during the day which is NOT how ours was. He waited til the house was quiet @ nite then partay. olol
NOW THATS ACTING! hamster outta be an acting coach.
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Not a fan of hamsters (or gerbils), but that was pretty darn cute!
Aaaahhhh!!! That is the cutest thing ever!! Love him. :) <3
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:35am.
Hamsters, gerbils, rats, squirrels... shoot em all.
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Jacko, I agree . My daughter kept a hamster for a friend while on vacation. It drove my dog nuts. Long story short, hamster got out of the cage and my doxie went in hunting mode. He found the hamster . Thankfully my kids were right behind him. We never kept the hamster again . If fact, I dont think it lived much longer.haha .
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:29am.
Remember John Cleese as Brit hotel owner Basil Fawlty and his barely-English speaking employee Manuel?
^^^^^^
Thank you for that!
Wonder if "Manuel" suffered any back problems later in life.
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I don't think it quite fainted. Startled hammies just sort of freeze for awhile, but they don't usually faint.
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poor poor hammie fainted(defense mode)!
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if he really wanted to go for Oscar gold, he would have pooped himself.
just sayin'..
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sorry Whamo, you beat me to it LOL
Don't you bring that finger near me again bubba - or I'll find new crawl space that hurts while you're asleep bitch! Ha-hissssssssssz! HSOTD! ;D
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It looks like the poor little bugger passed out from fright, I have expected to see a little pellet drop from from his bum.
Hamsters, gerbils, rats, squirrels... shoot em all.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Lindsay Lohan needs to take acting classes from this awesome HSOTD! She'll finally win that Oscar.
Be Good to Each Other
Remember John Cleese as Brit hotel owner Basil Fawlty and his barely-English speaking employee Manuel? In Manuel's room:
Basil: Good God! What's this rat doing here!?
Manuel: Is my hamster.
Basil: It's a rat!
Manuel: No, no. That's what I say. Is rat! Shop owner says is 'Siberian hamster'. I love him!
Basil: Did you ever hear of the Bubonic Plague, Manuel? 'Black Death'? It came over to Europe on the backs of many Siberian hamsters like this.
When my son gets the air soft gun out, my little doxie rolls over and plays dead. My dog is dramatic like that. Haha
I can't see this on my phone but it reminds me of Hekki's (sp) hamster! I hope it is feeling better!!
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Well, that hamster just easily out-acted Kristen Stewart.
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