Of Course Honey Boo Boo Chile Is Getting Her Own Reality Show

Honey Boo Boo Chile, the go-go juice-guzzling breakout star of Toddlers & Tiaras, is getting her very own reality show produced by the same Lucifers of minions who put her on TLC (The Traumatizing Little Children Channel). TLC announced that Alana's spin-off show called "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will follow Ritalin's arch rival as she spazzes out at Princess Leia who has broken into the family palace to strangle her coupon queen mother with a chain. Deadline has more details about this soon-to-be hillbilly mess of a show:

The series, titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, is described by the network as “an inside look into Alana’s world where the 6-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen. When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.” TLC has ordered six half-hour episodes to premiere in August.

The tragic part is that I'll probably watch every episode while drinking PURPLE DRANK (go-go juice is too classy for me) from a Big Gulp cup. Yes, I am the problem. TLC should just title this show, Brit Brit: The Early Years. TLC should also go ahead and green light a show for the 2022-2023 season called Dr. Drew Presents Tarnished Tiaras & Therapy starring Honey Boo Boo Chile and every other damaged child beauty queen from T&T.

Posted by: Michael K

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CPS Is On Line One

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:18pm.

Where the fuck are they? In their pantry?
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If they are someone in the house is a hoarder/couponer. Mama always said you can never have enough soap, underwear or toilet paper but that shit's outta hand.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:51pm.

Somebody needs to slip some bath salts in her gogo juice. Then the cops can shoot her as she chews Mama the Hutt's face off.

Done and done.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:51pm.

So what if the kid gets diabetes. Can mommie dearest be held accountable?

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:51pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:12pm.

Mom looks like they caught her mid-oink.
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BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
lol
BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:50pm.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:07pm.
I heard "go-go juice" consisted of Mountain Dew and Redbull. Is that right? WTF? Is that even legal to give to a 6 year old?
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That's what the fuck I want to know.

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I won't even go near RedBull,Rockstar, Monster or any of those energy drinks and shit like that because of the crazy amounts of sugar and caffiene, I can't imagine what it's doing a 6 year old's still developing system...

I was watching this series called Teens React on Youtube and they showed some teens this show with Honey Boo-Boo, and I was cracking up! Even teens can see how jacked up this shit is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZ9IS4qgU8

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:50pm.

My God! What is wrong with TV these days - though I won't watch, I would tend to watch this instead of the Khardashians.

Is mom carrying another child in her chin?

Submitted by watermethodgirl on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:49pm.

Her mother must be THE most unattractive woman I've ever seen! Shudder!

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:49pm.

People. Magazine 2025 "Honey Boo Boo Chile murders mother! Makes tiara from her teeth and gown fron her skin."

Love mom's face: "I knew I could make this motherhood bullshit payoff!"

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:49pm.

Somenoe needs to round up all these Attention whores and their children and dump them im Greenland or someother shitty place like that . . .

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DON'T YOU EVEN!! Send them to the antarctic, they should have enough blubber to survive for years out there.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:10pm.
Just because you're an extreme couponer doesn't mean you have to eat everything you bought.

LOLOLOL!! I was just wondering if this picture was taken in their kitchen or at a store, and if it is a store, why is her foot on the counter, and why would they put the ramen noodles next to the toiletries? So many questions.

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:49pm.

The Anti Christ exists!!!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:48pm.

I'm pretty sure it's not ok to punch a kid, but I really want to. UGH.

Where the fuck are they? In their pantry? Oh yeah that's completely normal.

Mom looks like Rocky Dennis. My apologies to Rocky Dennis.

Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:48pm.

Who the fuck are these people? and why are they allowed out into the world and worse still, breed.
Somenoe needs to round up all these Attention whores and their children and dump them in Greenland or someother shitty place like that, never to be seen or heard from again.
People like this are bringing shame to the country, no wonder the world thinks we are all trash.

Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:46pm.

Please tell me that those two pigs are in a store and they aren't part of that hoarding subculture.

Seriously, who owns TLC? Why are these shows being forced on the public? WHYYYYY????!!!!!

Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:45pm.

also, i fucking hate extreme couponers. go to the store at 9pm on a saturday when no one is the fuck there and take up space with your insanity in every aisle then. honestly, there should be a special time at stores for these assholes. it's time people who find it necessary to buy 18 bottles of mustard be segregated from the normal people.
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watching hardcore ufos

Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:44pm.

I hate to admit this but i'm SO going to watch, i love honey boo boo chile!

Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:44pm.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:11pm.

This woman is married and breeding and yet I'm still single
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Rest assured this is a case of the movie Idiocracy becoming reality.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:42pm.

I just looked up McIntyre, Georgia on Google Earth. How do people survive in those kind of places?

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:42pm.

Mom looks like they caught her mid-oink.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:41pm.

This woman is married and breeding and yet I'm still single

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:40pm.

Just because you're an extreme couponer doesn't mean you have to eat everything you bought.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by lalamaria on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:40pm.

Something doesn't seem right with that kid-something's not all there....

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:39pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:07pm.
I heard "go-go juice" consisted of Mountain Dew and Redbull. Is that right? WTF? Is that even legal to give to a 6 year old?
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That's what the fuck I want to know.

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:38pm.

Asshats.

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:38pm.

I don't know who these people are, but they scare me. Just when I thought Kate Gosslin was the worst thing TLC could come up with. Does Pimp Mamma Kris own TLC? That would explain a lot.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:37pm.

I heard "go-go juice" consisted of Mountain Dew and Redbull. Is that right? WTF? Is that even legal to give to a 6 year old?

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:03pm.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK EARTH! Let me off. That's it. Game over, man. Game over.
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I'm right behind you. Enough is enough. (Fatty fat fatty Mom looks 'special')